Lasts Night Recap

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*There was a knock at the door, Jay ignored it because he was worn out from the GOLDEN PRECIOUS(Beys coochie), but WHOEVER it was started banging louder and louder and woke up Ghettoncé and its a little after 3.*

Beys Thoughts:
"oooooh shit, please DO NOT let it be that dude from the club, if it is Jay gone kill me and him..Lawd JESUS im calling on ya holy name, help a sista out"

Bey: I'll get it
Jay: SIKE! Lay down, I'll get it
*Jays attempts to get up, but Bey is convinced that it's guy from the club so she try's get the door*
Bey: Relax pop pop, I got it.
Jay: *gives her a "wtf" look*Didn't I say lay down. I said I got it. I see I need to fuck some sense into you!

*Bey does just exactly what her big daddy says and lays her ass down(check mode much) Jay finds the strength to get up and answers the door*

Solo: Look!!! It's 3 in the damn morning !!! And you guys woke my damn child!! Now the whole building is CLEAR that my sister has to daddy's. I'd like to get some sleep!! 
Jay: *cracking up* oh shit! My bad. We're sorry!  
Solo: Mhmm, Where is my sister anyway ?
Jay: She's in the knocked out..
Solo: MM! I bet she is*Laughs*
Jay: Alright, well take me nephew back ya room so he can sleep*chuckles*
Solo: Okay, don't touch my sister anymore tonight. Let her coochie rest..
Jay: *cracking up* Oh Lord Solange! Take yo ass to BED!!
Solo: Mhmm, good night..
*They hug, Jay kisses Julez on the forehead, he close the door and walks back the room where Bey is. She was sitting up in the bed under the covers, she was so nervous. Could that guy from the club possibly followed her..*
Bey: Babe who was at the door ???
Jay: You never guess who banging the damn cops
Bey: *Nervous laugh* Who ??
Jay: Yo crazy ass sister!! *Laughs*
Bey: *Deep sigh of relief* Ohhhh, what did she say ??
Jay: She told me to give you coochie a rest for the tonight..*Laughs*
Bey: *Gasps, and covers her mouth* Oh my goodness she did NOT say that !! *Laughs*
Jay: I mean what can I can say I puts shit DOWN
*Jays attempts to get up and do his "beat it up dance" but Bey grabs his arm and stops him*
Bey: Jay, I swear if you get up to that stupid ass dance again..
Jay: And if I do, what you gone do ??
Bey: You're gonna be CUT OFF !! *laugh*
Jay: Ch!..You LYING..You CANT RESIST this dick girl!
*Try's to kiss her, but Bey stops him*
Bey: No pop pop! I'm sore and tired!! 
Jay: C'mon Bey, one more round..
Bey: Jay NO! Give my poor vagina a damn rest..Let her sleep..
Jay: Fine, she can rest..for NOW! But tomorrow its "Beat it up" time *Does his Beat it up dance, then climbs in the bed*
Bey: *Cracking up, she's in tears* Oh my gosh, babe leave the dancing to me! Find a new dance at least
Jay: Mhmm, You're just a hater!
Bey: Oop! Nigga PLEASE! Aint NOBODY hating on that ugly ass dance! *laughs*
Jay: Babe, you're fuckin CLOWN
Bey: *whispers* That damn dance makes you look like a clown..
Jay: Huhh? I can't hear you! what chu say ?
Bey: Huh ? I didn't say anything..
Jay: That's what I thought!
Bey: Okay pop pop, shut up so I can go to sleep!
Jay: Girl, you better watch that mouth. Before you get punished with this dick.
Bey: Okay okay, sorry. I love you. Good night.
Jay: I love you more baby boo.


*Bey lays her head on her big daddy's chest. They fall asleep..Then Bey wakes up at 2pm to get shower from that EPIC SWEATY sex and she sees all the hickey on her neck*


Bey: Jaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!
Jay: *Comes running the bath* What Bey ? You okay ?
Bey: NO! Look at my damn neck! 
Jay: So! Look at my damn back. You scratched a nigga all up. *Laughs*
Bey: Jay, this isn't funny..
Jay: Calm down baby, they go away.
Bey: Yeah yeaaah! get out, so that I can shower. 


*They shower, get dressed and EVERYONE meets up to go to lunch and hang out. Bey and Jay walk in the restaurant and see everyone sitting down waiting on them*


Bey: Hi guys.
Jay: Wassup. 
Everyone: Heeeeeeey!
Mama Tina: Jay when did you get here ?
Jay: Uhhh. Late last night..
Matthew: You should stayed where you were.
Bey: Dad? Stop!
Matthew: What?
*Everyone ignores rude ass Matty*
Kelly: uhh Bey?
Bey: Huh ? 
Kelly: Why the HELL do you have that got damn scarf around neck in the 70 degree weather ?
Solo: I know why!
Bey: *Gives Solo the death stare* No reason I just thought it was cute.
Ty: Well is AINT! Take that ugly shit..I mean stuff off
Bey: Yall dont like my scarf ??
EVERYONE: Hell NO*They laugh, even Jay*
Mama Tina: Bey take that off! You look SILLy chilee
Solo: Yeahh Thu Thu take it off let us see your BEAUTIFUL giraffe neck.
Mama Tina: Bey, take that out. Imma fashion designer, I know what looks good and that AINT it.
*Bey looks at Jay, like she wants to kill him*
Solo: Ohh mama, I've been meaning to tell you about that "fashion line" ummm. No, it ain't cute!!
Matthew: Beyonce, I know you heard your tell to take that scarf off..
Mama Tina: *To Solo* Girl you best hush and feed my granbaby..*To Bey* Chile! Take that off..


*Bey slowly removes her ugly ass scarf*


Angie: Daaaaaayuuuuuuum!! *falls out laughing*
Ty: Girl! What happen to "Jay who?" thats whats you said last night. *Bey gives him the death stare*
Jay: You said that ?
Bey: uhhh no
Mama Tina: Chile, You..Jay..What ha...nevermind
Matthew: I just lost my appetite 
Kelly: MM MM MM! That's why I kept hearing all that banging last night..
Michelle: Mmmm. Her *mocks her* pop pop. put it down.


*Bey is so embarrassed, Solo is CRACKING UP, Jay has the "beat it up" smirk on his face..but they stop messing with her and everyone orders their food and now it's Bey turn*


Bey: Oh and can I have some grapes please ?
Waiter: Sure *walks away*
Solo: Oh Lawd! They grape SLAYER just ordered grapes.
Ty: Lawd Hammercy, Beyonce is about FUCK THESE GRAPES UP!
Michelle: Bey, PUHLEAAAASE don't eat them grapes.
Bey: Why ? Y'all KNOW I love me some grapes...
Kelly: Girl do you remember that interview we did in 2000..and you was tearin them grapes UP.
Michelle: Okay, she was smackin inmy damn ear and what not.and when I tried to get one she look at me like I stole her man..
Bey: I was not, leave me alone.
Kelly: Chilee...stop with all these all damn lies..


*They eat and continue making fun off Bey The Grape SLAYER..They leave and Bey and Jay go out, he took her shopping because he had to make up for missing her flight. And they go out to dinner..*


(Restaurant)
Jay: Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter
Bey: Carter ?
Jay: Yeah I ain't studdard 
Bey: Carter huh ? I like the sound of that.
Jay: You don't have a choice
Bey: Ch! I always have a choice baby
Jay: HA! Not in the case.
Bey: Jay I* interrupted*
Jay: Beyonce I don't give a fuck, Im marrying you. END of story..
Bey: Ooooo, You taking control I like that daddy.
Jay: Shiiiiiiiit! You gone LOVE it tonight
Bey: Oh goodness! Im*interrupted*


 *The guy from the club walk ups to their table*




TO BE CONTINUED....PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT OR MENTION ON TWITTER WITH YA THOUGHTS..Sorry for any typos....

DRUNK SEX

Previously on "Jayoncé Journey Of Love" Jay and Bey had great sex the night before she had to leave for the DC3 tour in tokyo, Kanye called the next morning and tells Jay about new tracks. Bey was kind of upset that he went instead hang with her, but she had good time with her girls though...Jay was very irresponsible and lost track of time, missed taking her to the airport...the girls and Ty go out get waisted..Ty, Angie and Bey at the bar ordering more drinks and someone walks up...

*Someone walks up and taps Bey on her shoulder and Bey turns around..*

Bey: Uhh, hi.

Guy: You wanna dance?

Bey: Sure, a dance won't hurt much.

*Bey gets up, and this "guy"grabs her hand and leads her to the dance floor. Ty  and Angie look at each other SHOCKED*

Ty: OOP! Look at her! With no care in the damn world!

Angie: Okay!!!! Like Jay didn't just do that to her..

Ty: Right!! Now her ass is just poppin her puss on him..

Angie: *Drunk laugh* you a damn fooh nigga! Enough about Beys ass!! Lemme go shake my ass!

Ty: Yes bitch! Let's!!!

*They're all dancing in the middle of the dance floor. Bey is still backing it up on "the guy"....and the unthinkable happens...*

Bey: What the hell are you doing ??

Guy: What ? I thought you wanted me to ?

Bey: Just because we're dancing don't mean you kiss me and get carried away...

Guy: Sorry! My fault !! You're drunk so I thought I'd take a shot at it..

Bey: You know what...Nevermind! C'mon y'all Im ready to go !!

*They leave, get in the car and head to the hotel*

Bey: Kelly?  Don't think I didn't you see giving that man a lap dance !!! 

Kelly: Who meeee??*drunk laugh*

Bey: No bitch! The girl behind you!! Yes YOU! *they all laugh* ya twat was all out! 

Michelle: Uht uhn!! We saw you backin your ass up on that guy..

Angie: Okay! She tryna put Kelly on blast. And her ass was lookin like a hoe.

Ty: Exactly!! You was on 4 tonight ! Actin like you aint got Jay at home waiting on you! 

Michelle: Yes!!! Preach that shit! I mean stuff !*laughs*

Kelly: Bitch!!! you're half way to hell !!! Drunk ass! Don't try to censor your words now!!

*All laugh*

Michelle: Hush yo mouth! It aint about ME. It's about BEY....ooo that shit rhymed. Someone needs to sign me..

*All laugh*

Kelly: I'm proud of you Beyonce girl! Out there acting like you single

*Trys to high 5 her but Ty interrupts it*

Michelle &Angie: yessssss *laughing*

Bey: Mhmm! Girl! Jay who ? 

Ty: NO!!! You single bitches need to shut that shit up!!  

*They arrive at their hotel , they all go to their sepperate rooms*

(Beys room) 

*Bey walks in, takes her heels off, walks to her bedroom*

*Jay is sitting on the bed with floors*

Bey:*gasps* You scared the SHIT outta me! What are you doing here ?

Jay: Look Beyonce, I know you mad that I was late but I'm here now..

Bey: ooooo! GREAT! Whoopty fucking DO!! You was probably out doing shit you shouldn't have!!

Jay: I'm not the one has people calling them at 3:00 in the morning.

Bey: ohhhhhhhh SHUT UP! It was Kelly that called, damn!

Jay: mmmmhhmmm! Right!

Bey: Why do you think she knew that had sex that night ?

Jay....oh.

Bey: Yeah..*mocks Jay* "oh"

Jay: Alright, well I didn't come all the way out her to argue with you..

Bey: Well...there's the door. Use it if needed!

Jay: Are you serious ? You want me to leave ? You don't wanna be with me Beyonce ??

Bey: Maybe I'm don't.*starts to walk to the bathroom but stumbles, with her clumsy ass*

Jay:*giggles* Bey, you drunk?

Bey: No, Im sober as the day I was born.

Jay: *laughs* lies !! 

*helps bey to the bed, they're sitting the end of the bed facing each other*

Jay: Serious note*he looks into her eyes* I really and truly am sorry. I know I should've kept track of the time. I prolly shouldn't have gone to the studio knowing you had to leave..I'm sorry Beyonce..can you forgive me please babe?? I love you! 

Bey: *looking at Jay with a goofy ass look on her face*  ....damn! Your brown eyes get me EVERY TIME !!

Jay: So you forgive me drunken hot girl ?? 

Bey: ONE! I'm NOOOOOT drunk!! And TWO !! I forgive you!! Don't let that shit happen again...Homie don't play that!

Jay: *cracks up* shut ya drunk ass up....You haven't said those 3 magical words back to me...

Bey: That cuz I'm nooooooot!

*Jay picks her up, lays her down, sits on her, pins her arms down and tickles her*

Jay: Tell me you love me!!

Bey: *cracking up, about piss on herself* ok ok okaaaaay! I LOVE YOUU!! 

Jay: That's what I thought! 

*Bey looks at him like he's a hot Popeyes Chicken Bisquit, biting her lip*

Bey: You gots some making up to do !!

Jay: Mm! And I know just where to start!! 

Bey: is that right ? And where is that ? 

Jay: With this DICK!! 

Bey: To bad I don't want that ! *laughs*

Jay: Oh you don't ? *kisses her neck, Bey slightly moans*

Bey: *Getting wetter each time he lick her neck*

Jay: *Left hickeys all over her neck*

*Shit was getting hot, heavy and steamy!! Jay was hard than bricks and Beys drunk ass was wetter than the Pacific Ocean. They undress each other between the kisses, they're booty asshole naked, Bey has legs gat wide open, Jay is in between her thick ass thighs on his knees...*

Jay: *kissing her inner thighs* Bey you got thick ass thighs, you got the best pussy I've ever seen.

Bey: *horny as fuck* It better be the only pussy you're looking at..

Jay: Hmm, lemme show how much I love you girl!

*Jay went IN! It's eating time!!! Jay was dimolishing that COOCHIE !!, Bey loved every damn second of it*

Bey: * trying to back up from Jays tongue but he had  locked DOWN* ahhhhh!!!! Shiiiit!! Jaaay!! 

Jay: Damn, this pussy taste like chocolate strawberries *continues to fest*

Bey: *arches her back* mmmmm! Yesss Jay! Just like that!!! *moans*

Jay:*feasting*

Bey: okayyyyy!!! No moooore*trying to move*

Jay: Uht uhn!! Stay still !!*continues to eat*

Bey: I'm cuuuuuuming...ahhhhh!!

Jay: You ready for daddy dick Bey ?

Bey: *Bites her lip and shakes her head yes*

Jay: You saying that now, I'mma show how sorry I am..*put his "Ego" in her DEEP, and strokes her slowly*

Bey: ohhhh Jay ! I can feel you in stomach!!*moan, Jay speeds his pace*

Jay: *grunts* shiiiiiiit! I love this pussy!!

Bey:  'mmmmm !!!!!

Jay: What's my name girl*grunts*

Bey: Jaaaaaaayyyy!!!! *moans loader*

*Jay grabs her waists and pounds her like no tomorrow*

Bey:  Shaaaaaaawn Cooooreeeey!!!!

Jay: What ?? Can't hear you!*moans*

*they make love in missionary for 20 minutes, then he gets from the side, he has Beys legs in the air for 10 minutes, then he gets from BACK!!*

Bey: Ahh ahh ahhhh ahhhhhh!!!! Ohhh myyyy goooodnesssss!!!!! 

Jay: You love this dick Bey ??...ohhh shiiiiid!

Bey: mhmmmmmmm!! 

Jay: *goes harder* you WHAT?

Bey: I loooove this dick daaaaaaaddy!!*moans*

Jay: Tell me you love me!!!

Bey:  I looooove youu dadddddyyy!!! ...I'm cuuuuming!!!

Jay: Me too!! *both cum*

Jay: Now get on top and ride this dick!

*Bey get on top and rides her big daddy!!*

 Bey: ohhhh shiiiit!!

Jay: *rubbing her back, and watching his dick go in and out. Ahhhh!! You feel good af!

Bey: *speeding up her pace, flipping her hair around, looking back at Jay*  you like it baby?

Jay: Hell naw! I love this Shiiiiiit!!! Oooo shiiit!

*She rides for 20 minutes!*

Bey: I'm cumming daddy!!! Ooooo!!

Jay: Wait for daddyy baby..*grabs her waist and pounds fast and hard*

Bey:  ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Shaaaaaaawn!! Noooo moooooore!!!!! 

Jay: Shut the fuck up Bey, you gone handle this DICK!!!!!

*He beats it up for 15 minutes and Bey is going crazy but she is ready stop. He nuts and they fall back on the bed, Jay gets up to get some water*

Jay: *dancing around* yeaaaaah!!! Daddy put down RIGHT!!! You can't even talk!

Bey: *Laughs* shut up, turn the light off so I can go to sleep!

Jay: Nope! Not until you tell me I put it down!*does his beat it up dance*

Bey: okay! You gone stop doing that damn dance ?*laughs*

Jay: yeah!

Bey:  Okay daddy you put down! Now!! Turn of the light! I'm sleepy!!

*he turns the lights off, climbs in the bed*

Jay: I love you babe!

Bey: *silence*

Jay: *leans over and sees that sleep*

Jay: I put that ass to bed! 

*they sleep in each other arms, but there's a knock at the door*

To Be Continued.....PLEASE COMMENT.

Flight 44

(Studio with Jay and Kanye) 

Kanye: *walking out the booth* yo, Jay these song are dope as fuck !! 

Jay: Hell yea! I'm glad you called me and told me to come down here..*Their get get so lost in the creativity of the music they lose track of time* aye, Ye you see my phone ? What time is it ?

Kanye: *Looks around* ohhh ! Here it is*hands Jay his phone*

Jay: *sees all his missed calls from Bey* ohh fuck Bey is gonna KILL ME! 

(Bey & Jays House)

Bey: Where the hell is he ??? I told him to be here!!!

Michelle: Bey it's getting late, we gotta go or else we'll miss our flight.

Kelly: Yeah Bey, Michelle is right. We gotta go..

Bey:*sitting there with a sad also mad look on her face, she doesn't wanna leave without saying goodbye to Jay* I know! But*interrupted by her ringing phone*

Bey: Hello ?

Matthew: Bey are you ladies on your way to the airport, we're here waiting on y'all.

Bey: Naww, not yet.

Matthew: Huh? What you mean "not yet"?

Bey: Jay is taking us to the airport

and he hasn't made it home from the studio yet..and he isn't answering.

Matthew: Got dammit Beyoncé. I told you from the beginning he was irresponsible! 

Bey: Dad! Don't start! Not right now! Damn!

Matthew: Whatever Bey! Call a cab and*interupted*

Bey: Dad, That's Jay on the other line. Call you back*clicks over* Jay! Where the hell are you ? 

Jay: Babe, I am sooo sorry! I lost track of time. Me and Ye got carried away and started messin wit some other songs...we're getting in the car right now

*Bey is sitting there with a pressed look on her face, she looked like she wanted murder him, her left eye brow was raised,...*

Bey: You're JUST NOW getting in the car ?

Jay: Beyonce I don know what you want me to say.

Bey: Do you know what time it is?? Shawn, how can you be so damn irresponsible ? Stop proving my Dad right!!

Jay: hol up, the fuck you mean "proving your dad right"

*Kelly and Michelle are just sitting there looking at Bey, they're ready to go.*

Kelly's thoughts:

"Bey needs to needs to hang the fuck up and bring her high yella ass on. I swear fo God if we miss this damn flight behind  Jays goofy lookin ass and I gotta hear Matthew mouth. I'mma fuck somebody UP"

Michelle's thoughts: 

"I love my BB but right now she isn't thinkin with her got damn brain. Her ass is all wrapped up in Jays big lip ass. He ain't even thinkin about her. Shit..I should slap the shit outta her big ears ass and hang that phone up and call the cab! "

*meanwhile its a little after 7:00 and time is ticking*

(Bey & Jay's conversation)

Bey: Just what it sounds like!! Shawn you know I'm gonna be gone, away from you for quite some time. Why couldn't responsible and keep track of time..don't you wanna see me before I leave??

Jay: Beyonce, OF COURSE I wanna see you. Why ask that question.

Bey: Whatever Shawn if you're not here in 10 minutes I'm leaving..*hangs up*

Bey: Kelly can you call a cab please ?

Kelly: Sure Bey*calls cab*

(Car with Jay and Kanyes, slight traffic)

Jay: Fuck!! Why this nigga ain't movin on a fuckin green light??

Kanye: Yo, man. Sorry about making you late!

Jay: Naw man, don't sweat it. I should've paid attention to the time...

(Bey & Jay house)

*cabs gets the there before Jay does*

Michelle: Beyonce, the cab is here. What chu wanna do ?

Kelly: Bey, I know you wanna see him before we leave but it's getting late. 

Bey: I know. Y'all right. Come on. Let's go. 

*They get load in the cab, btw they have a taxi vans for the luggage and one to ride in..they pull off and the ride is silent*

(Bey & Jay house )

*Jay runs in the house like he was being chased by wild pitbull dogs*

Jay:*looking around the house* Bey?...Beyyy..where you at??

Kanye: Ayee man, ion see no luggage. I think they left already!

Jay: SHIT!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!*calls Bey but she's send him to voice mail*

Kanye: let's go to the airport and maybe catch the ..

Jay: yeaaah, c'mon let's go!

*its now 7:45 Jay and Kanye are at the airport, looking around for the ladies terminal..*

Kanye: There it is Jay*points to it* 

Jay: come on,

*they run up to terminal, and they see that the line is empty..and he speaks to the lady that is working ..We gone call her Flight Lady* 

Jay: Hey has this taken off yet??

FL: Not yet, but it's about to. Are you two gentle boarding ?

Jay: Naaw, but I need to see someone that's on that plane.

FL: I'm sorry sir, but I can't help you.

Jay: Ma'am you don't understand. If I don't see this person I'll never hear the end of it and my life will be over...

FL: Excuse me Sir if you don't have a ticket I need you step out of line.

Kanye: Man, c'mon Jay. Let's just go. 

*They leave the terminal...on the plane it's DC3, Matthew, Mama Tina, Solo, Angie, Ty, and 6 month old Julez. They took over the first class section. They have security. Matthew and Mama are off in the corner talking and doing whatever while everyone is talking to Bey trying to make her feel better*

Bey: Ughhh, I can't stand him. He's got damn stupid and selfish.

Angie: Bey please, you're only saying that because you're upset and sad.

Kelly: Yeah for real, Bey you know you love him. I know his messed up. But you know damn well if he was right here now, y'all would having some bathroom sex.

Michelle: Kelly??

Kelly: What ? Yall know Im right.

Ty: I wanna know what hell he was doing that his ass big headed ass late..

Solo: Ch..I may be young but I will fu..I mean HURT him for my Thu Thu sad..

Bey:*giggles* Solange, you are nuts. 

Kelly: To be honest if I had to hear ya dads mouth about missin this damn flight, I was whoop ya ass.

Michelle: Okay!!! I this damn to snatchin ya phone and hanging up..

Bey:*laughing* y'all need help...Im just mad that he was damn irresponsible...

Angie: Don't trip, girl. Soon as this plane land we gone get yo mind on Jay's black ass..

Ty: Yes ma'am..after tonight you gone be like "Jay who??"

Solo: OOOO sounds fun, can I goo?

Everyone: NO!!!*They all laugh*

Bey: y'all are trippin, my ass aint going no damn where but to the hotel and SLEEP.

Angie: Bitch! NO!! We're going out and yo ass will deal..

*They continue talking and take naps during this long ass flight..the plane lands. they drag Bey out of the hotel and out to a club they get the drinks flowing and everyone toasted. they're dancing Kelly is giving a dude a lap dance, Angie kisses some random guy, Ty, Bey, and Angie are at the bar ordering more and then...someone walks up..

TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED....

I hope y'all like, Thanks for reading, sorry for any typos..comments are appreciated...

Destiny's Fulfiled

So it's April 2005 Bey and Jay are stronger than ever, they've been through there shares of ups and down..of course their living together! Being that its 2005 means that its the Destinys child era, the ladies are going their WW tour !!! Starting in TOKYO!!! So it's the day before they leave to Tokyo...here we go...

(Bey & Jay house)

*Bey was sitting on the couch on her Blackberry on Ty's twitter laughing at the crazy ass BeyHive dragging that BITCH Keri Flopsin and texting people*

Jay:*waking up from a nap, walking into the living* Hey Bey.

Bey:*looking at her not paying Jay any attention*... Huh ?

Jay: Who you texting?

Bey: ...Huhh? Ohh, I'm just on Ty's Twitter.

Jay: babe, why don't you just use your own account?

Bey: Jay, do you not remember the VMA's ?? *laughs* If I tweet from my own account my fans will shut twitter down!...Again!

Jay:*cracks up* Yeah ya fans are crazy !!

*They continue talking and watching movies, Bey was laying on top of Jay w/ her head on his chest*

Bey: babe...you're still taking me to the airport tomorrow night right??

Jay: Of course baby!! How can I not ?? This is our last night together before you leave me for a few months, what kind of boyfriend would I be if I didnt!!

Bey: you'd be the WORST!!

Jay: *laughs* I'm the best you ever had!!

Bey:  Ch....you ight!!*giggles*

Jay: Ha! You wasnt saying that last night!! *mocking her* oooo baby you *interumpted*

Bey:OKAY! Jay I was there. I remember! *laughs*

Jay: Yeaaaaaah! Daddy puts in WORK! That's why you're sore now!!*smacks her ass*

Bey: Ouch! Don't be spanking me*giggles*

Jay: I should give you a taste right before you leave..have you dick whipped. You won't be fuckin around with other niggas!!

Bey: Baby you already got me whipped. I'm not thinking about anybodies dick but yours.*passionately kisses him*

Jay: Woman!! You better stop that before I take you upstairs!

Bey:*kisses him again*

Jay:*getting aroused* ight get the yellow tape, cuz I'm about to murder this pussy!

Bey:*cracking up* Babe that was so corny! 

Jay: mmhmm....wait right here! I'll be right back!

(Jay goes to their bedroom, lights some candles and turns on some soft baby making music)

(Bey's thoughts: "gosh I love that man...what the hell is he doing up there. Got me down here waiting on him...I don't wanna leave him for 2 months for this tour, I wish he could come with me...*Jay interrupted her thoughts*)

Jay: *walking towards Bey* Hey baby *grabbing her hand* follow me

Bey:*smiles* Okay...what do you have up your sleeve?

Jay: Just wait and see love *smiles at her*

Bey: Ohh gosshh! 

*walking into the bedroom*

Bey: awwww baaaabe *cheesin mad hard*

Jay: Just for you babe, I know how y'all girls like it to be special and what not! *laughs*

Bey: ohh hush *giggles* kiss me

Jay: haha, my pleasure *grabs her face and kisses never before*

Bey:*breaks the kiss and gives him the D4Y eyes*

Jay: *smirks* I know what that means*lifts her up and lays her down and gets on top*

Bey: *looks deep into his eyes* make love to me daddy.

Jay: you got it, baby.

*They kiss passionatetly, like it was their first kiss, they undress each other between kisses*

Jay:*Down at Kittyvile, devouring that coochie*

Bey: *eyes closed breathing heavily*ooo,...mmmh....ahhhh oooo babyyyy!

Jay: *flickering her clit w/ her tongue...then stick his tongue inside of her*

Bey: ahhhhh Jayyy..I'm cuuming*cums on Jays tongue and his nasty ass swallows it*

Jay:*positions himself between her THICK ASS thighs, kisses Beys lips and looks her in the eyes* daddy loves you Beyoncé!

Bey: *smiles* I know! Now stop talking, so Daddy can show Mama how much he loves her! 

Jay: OOP ! You ain't said nothing but a word!*Jays try's to go in RAW but Bey stops him*

Bey: Jay!? What are you doing ??

Jay: Bey, I think it's pretty clear what I'm doing.

Bey: I know that, go get a condom babe.

Jay: awww come on Bey, we've together for how long. Why are we still using condoms 
*still hard as bricks*

Bey: Jay, don't do that and because I said so

Jay: fine! You're lucky I love you !*leans over to the night stand and grabs the condoms and puts in on*

Bey: Now where were we ??

Jay: right here*pushes himself inside Beys WET kitty kat as he kisses her*

Bey:*gasps as he puts his "Ego" inside of her* 

Jay:*stroking slowly in missionary*

Bey: faster daddy!!

Jay:*thursts fast as he can*

Bey:*She's in heaven, can't even get her words out* J..Sh..*moans loud as shit* I..ohhhh myyyyy go

Jay:*Still thrusting fast and breathing heavy* you love daddy dick*

Bey: iiiiiiiii *moans*

Jay: huh!? I can't hear you !!

Bey: yesssssssss!!! I love daddy dick

Jay:*slows down a tad bit*

Bey:*meeting his thrust*

Jay: ooooo SHIT! *cums and grabs another condom* ight time for you to ride daddy dick!

Bey:*gets on top and slides Jays "Ego" inside of her*

Jay: mmmmmh!!!

Bey: *facing Jay bouncing up and down while Jay is holding then tiddays!* mmmhmmm hmmmmhhmmm *moans*

Jay: yeaaah mama just like that,  ...oooo SHIIIIIT bey!!

Bey: oooo baby! *starts grinding on Jays dick to be the beat of "Nobody" by Keith Sweat (music was still playing)*

Jay: *hand behind his head letting Bey freaky ass do her thing, moaning* yeaaaah ride daddy dick just like that.

*Bey rides him for the whole song, then "Dance(Ass)" by Big Sean and Nicki Minaj comes on* 

Bey: oooooh SHIT!! This is my SONG!! *she puts her back towards him and starts poppin and bouncing her ass to beat*

Jay: ahhhhhhh shit!!!! *smacks her ass and makes it jiggle*

Bey: oooo shiiiit! Ahhhhh *moans*

Jay: mmmmm!! *grabs her waist and takes FULL control and starts BEASTIN!!!* 
*screams LOUD, she wasnt expecting Jay to take control*

Bey:  Ahhhhhh ohhhhhhh myyyyy...im cuuuuuuming!!! *starts shaking*

Jay:*moans* here I cum!!!! 

*but Jay isn't finished just yet..flips her over goes HAM on that ass*

Bey: Jayyyy!! No mooooore!! I can't go any longer *trying to run from the dick*

Jay: Uht uhnn!! Get yo ass over here! You gone take this dick!! *thrusting fast* what's my name ??

Bey: Shaaaaaaaawnnnnnn!!!*moans*

Jay: whose pussy is this ??*grunts*

Bey: ahhhhh! It's YOURS daddy!!

Jay: damn right!!*grunts*

Bey: noooo moooore*moan*

Jay: almost there baby....ooooh shiiiiiit! *cums* Ahhhhhh!

(*they lay up under each other*)

Bey: wow! We are covered in sweat!

Jay: damn baby, you had a niggas toes curling!!

Bey: *giggles* I know! I'm good!

Jay: hahahaa HUSH....ight I'm tired babe. Let's go to sleep.

(*just as they were going to sleep Beys phones rings*)

Bey: *Looks at her phone and ignores the call*

Jay: babe, who was that ?

Bey: nobody babe, let's go to sleep.

Jay: uhh uhnn Bey who was that?

Bey: nobody important Jay, just go to sleep.

Jay: mhmmm, alright.

Bey: good night, I love you!

Jay: night! Love you too. *They fall asleep naked with Jays arms wrapped around her*

The next day they wake up at 10:00 to the sound of Jays phone ringing.

Jay: *yawns and steps out the room so he won't wake Bey *...hello ?

Kanye: wassup nigga, what you doing today ?

Jay: uhhh hanging with him Bey and then taking her to airport later on tonight. Why Wassup ?

Kanye: ohh yeah the tour....but look I got this concept for a new track and i cant get it off my mind..I need you come meet me at the studio real quick. 

Jay: uhhhhh Idk, if I say yeah Bey gone kill me..

Kanye: Jay, stop being a pussy! It won't take long since you don't write ya lyrics anyway!

Jay: yeah you right! But I'mma talk to Bey and I'm hit you back !

Kanye: ight ! Hurry up nigga! 

Jay: ight I gotchu!
*they hang up, Jay walks back to the room but Bey wasn't in the bed so he figured she was in the bathroom* 


*walking in the bathroom and sees Bey in the mirror washing her face, he hugs from behind*

Jay:Good morning beautiful 

Bey: Morning baby.

Jay: soo uuum, I was just talking to Kanye and he was talking about this track he wants*interpumpted*

Bey: *turns around* Jay! No!

Jay: Babe I'mma*interumpted*

Bey: Jay, you're suppose to go shopping with me before I leave tonight!

Jay: I know babe, I just wanna see what this track is about. Im coming back afterwards

Bey: yeah ! You better come back !! I'll go with the girls.

Jay: ight, well I'mma shower.

Bey: Okay.*Bey goes and gets dressed and calls Kelly and Michelle their at the same hotel. Kelly's phone is on speaker*

Kelly: Hey Bey

Michelle: Hi Bey

Bey: okay so Jay has to go to the studio for a little bit so he's not going target and what not with me, y'all wanna ?

Kelly: Hol up Bey*laughs* Jay kicks you to side and you think you just call us and use us ?

Michelle: mhmm! That's right you tell her Kelly! *high 5's Kelly* her rude ass!

Bey: *laughs* uhhh yeah! ...no I'm just kidding! You know I love yall!

Kelly & Michelle: mhmm

Bey: *giggles* so since yall together y'all get ready and come over. 

Michelle: alrighty, we'll see ya in 45 minutes.

Kelly: See ya Bey*they hang up, Bey ate some cereal and waited...50 minutes pass and door bell rings*

*gets up and answers the door, it's the ladies*

Bey: Heeey ladies!*hugs them*

Kelly & Michelle: Heeeey! 

*Jay comes down stairs*

Jay: Wassup ladies!*hugs them*
Jay: ight baby,to the studio for a few hours* flight is at 8:15* 

Bey: okay. Call me*they kiss for like 2 minutes*

Michelle: errrrmm*cough cough* y'all two need a moment

Kelly: yeah! We don't need to see this shit!*laugh* 

Jay & Bey: Sorry*both laugh*

Michelle: y'all just can't get enough, can y'all ?

Kelly: Ch..girl you know they got it IN last night.

Michelle: Yesss! Preach that shit Kels! 

Kelly: yessss! Girl! Look at the way Bey is sitting, her ass can't even walk properly!*Kelly,Michelle and even Jay giggles laugh*

Bey: okay! Guys stop! *laughs*

Bey:see you later babe 

*Jay leaves and they go and do their thing, some fans notice them they signs on autographs and take pictures....Time passes by and its now 7:00 and Bey has been calling Jay every since they got back to the house, she even called Kayne's phones and got no answer....*

TO BE CONTINUED....

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