Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Body Rock





Jay: *looking through the msgs* Ohh hey Gorgeous smiley face huh!*gave her the death* Look! Beyonce clear my house out and when you finish me and you gone talk!
Bey: Jay-
Jay: Now Beyonce! *walks away*
Bey: Sorry Tony...once again.
Tony: Naw, I'm sorry! I didn't even know she came over here! *side eyes Chrissy*
Bey: I'm sorry for you too Chrissy. My little sister did some damage! *Chrissy rolls her eyes*
Solo: DAMN SKRAIGHT!!
Tony: Bey ?
Bey: Hey! You can't blame me! I was busy when this happen!

Tony: I'm sure of it! *giggles* 
Bey: Sure wish I wasn't interrupted! *looks Chrissy up and down*
Chrissy: eermm! It's time to go!...Oh Beyonce sweet heart! Tell ya man I'mma need a brand car or I'm take him to court for a pretty penny!
Bey: Mhmm girl! You're lucky I'm letting you leave here in one piece!
Tony: Alright Bye baby girl *hugs Bey*
Bey: Bye Tony! *smiles flexing her dimple on her right cheek*


*Bey walked to the door. She came back into the living and they were all just staring at her* 


Bey: What ?
Michelle: You need some Sunday school. 

Kelly: I done told you *shakes her head* I done told you!
Angie: How can crazy is it that both of y'all exes are dating ??
Christopher and SEXY ASS BIG DICK TONY!
Bey: Jay and Chrissy didn't date. He-
Ty: He just fucked her! That's all! No biggie!
Solo: *laughs* You need help!
Ty: And you gone need some ice and a hot pad slugger!
Angie: OKAY! You beat that hussie out of her draws! *laughs*
Kelly: Yess! And I got that shit on camera too! *laughs* 
Bey: Thank Solo dolo for handing my light weight while I-
Michelle: Being SINFUL!
Angie: Michelle shut ya dry puss ass up! Let BB get dicked down! SHIT! You and ya religion is KILLING US!
Ty: Bey was getting dicked down while her 19 years old sister beats a bitches ass. Pure comedy! Y'all ratchets needs a reality show!
Angie: You better go finish what you got cookin in that room!
Kelly: Finish ? Girl! Jay is about this girl HELL and then some!
Ty: RIGHT! Her ain't getting no dick anytime soon!
Bey: Shit! I don't wanna hear his damn mouth! I won't hear the end of this!
Michelle: That's what ya fast ass get!
Bey: Jay is always jumping to conclusion and overreacting. 
Solo: What if it was the other way around and you were in his position!?
Angie: Lil baby mama is right! Tony was your first everything. 
Solo: Baby mama ? I'm married skeezuh!
Ty: CH! For how long ? *giggles*
Solo: HATERS *giggles*
Kelly: ANY DAMN WAY! Bey you know if that were Jay you would be furious!
Bey: Whose side are y'all on ?
Michelle: It's not about sides BB. It's about what's right.

Ty: And yo ass is ALL FUCKING WRONG! But this has been a HILARIOUS day!
Kelly: Beyond hilarious !
Bey: And y'alls little comments didn't help either!
Jay: *yelling from the bedroom* BEYONCE!!?? WHAT IS YO ASS DOING ??
Bey: Here he goes *to Jay, yelling* I'M TALKING!!
Jay: YOU TALKED ENOUGH! HURRY UP!!
Bey: OKAY!!! GIVE ME 5 MINUTES DAMN!!
Jay: I'M TIMING YOU!
Bey: I wish he would shut up!
Jay: WHAT YOU SAY ?
Bey: NOTHINGG!!!

Jay: UHH HUHH! HURRY UPP! YOU AIN'T SLICK!!
Bey: OKAAAAAAYY!
Bey: Alright, I'll see y'all-
Ty: When you get off punishment!?
Angie: *shakes her head* DAMN Bey! You was in control for one day!

Bey: Oh trust me ! I'mma be in control! 
Michelle: Girl please you ain't foolin no damn body!
Kelly: Exactly! She's about to go back to her damn Osama cave.
Bey: Okay! *giggles* Can y'all leave now? Goodness!
Ty: Why ? I wanna hear this !
Bey: Hear what ? Me screaming and moaning ?? That's strange
Angie: It won't be the first!
Solo: Well I'm TIRED of hearing it. Let me get my son. Who's taking me home ?
 

*They laugh. Solange goes to get Julez who was still sleeping through all this fuckery and bafoonery! Bey said her good bye's. She made her way their bedroom, when she walked in the room Jay was sitting on the edge on the bed. He was so mad, he was shaking his leg up and down, he looked up at Bey with a look that could scare Lion away. Bey was scared to say anything. She slowly walked towards him..*


Bey: *hesitates* Jay ?
Jay: WHAT ?
Bey: Come on; Babe please don't be mad!
Jay: Beyonce, are you fucking kidding me ?
Bey: Yes, I'm serious! You're making it seem like I'm cheating on you!!

Jay: Are you ?
Bey: *gasps* Shawn you can't be serious!

Jay: It's a simple question!
Bey: You know what...*walks away*
Jay: *grabs her arms* Wait!
Bey: *looks down at her arm and gives him the death stare*
Jay: My bad *lets her go* 
Bey: How could you ask me that ?
Jay: Because that's your ex boyfriend!

Bey: That was when I was a teenager. A long time ago! 
Jay: Do you still love him ?
Bey: *shakes her head* If I did; do you think I'd be standing here?

Jay: It was a yes or no question!
Bey: No. But I do have love for him.
Jay: What the hell does that mean?
Bey: What does it sound like ?
Jay: I don't know maybe you should tell me.

Bey: Maybe you should use that damn brain inside ya big ass head!
Jay: You're always playing! What does that mean ?
Bey: DAMMIT Jay! It means that I love him like a friend!
Jay: You love him ?
Bey: Yes! How can I not?  We grew up together. Yeah we dated for a few years but as you can see I'm with you and he's with that bitch Christopher. Why? I don't know. But if that's what he likes then hey.

Jay: Are you missing the fact that you had sex with him ? And he's with someone I had sex with ?
Bey: Yes, I can see that CLEARLY!
Jay: And you think nothing is wrong with that ?
Bey: Oh Christopher and Tony being together is very awkward, but I can't what they do. That's there relationship. It's not going to stop from being his friend.
Jay: Being his friend ?
Bey: Yes! That's what I said.
Jay: Hol up Bey! How can you be friends with someone that cheated on you ?
Bey: I asked myself that question right before I took you back. Wanna know my answer ?

Jay: Okay. I get it.
Bey: No. You wanna know my answer ?
Jay: Not really, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.
Bey: Damn skippy! I took you back because LOVE CONQUERS ALL, and that's all I'mma say about that! I don't care anymore how Tony hurt me because I DON'T have feelings for him. I love you and ONLY you! I don't get why I have to keep telling you this shit.
Jay: Bey-
Bey: Do you trust me ?
Jay: Yes, I trust you.
Bey: Then why did you jump to conclusion ?
Jay: I don't know. I guess I let my insecurities get the best of me. 

Bey: You sure did! I hate going through this.
Jay: I know-
Bey: Look, I don't care what you say or how you feel. I'm going to be Tony's friend.
Jay: So you just basically said "Fuck how Jay feels" ?
Bey: Yeah basically. You said you trust me right ?
Jay: Yeah babe I trust you!
Bey: Okay then! 
Jay: I just-
Bey: Jay stop! You NOTHING to worry about. 
Jay: You sure about that ?
Bey: I'm positive pop pop. Can you stop worrying so much?
Jay: Well I see you're running shit these days. So I have no choice but to deal with it.
Bey: *giggles* Exactly!
Jay: *grabs her waist and pulls her close and kisses her* You gone let me win this bet *kisses her*
Bey: Hmm! Why should I ? *giggles*
Jay: Because you was begging for it earlier! Threating to cut my dick off and shit! *chuckles*
Bey: *giggles* You don't know how bad I wanted it!
Jay: *kisses her passionately*
Bey: *gets lost in the kiss* ...ummm. What was I saying ?
Jay: You said that you wanted the dick right now *kisses her passionately, picks her up without breaking the breaking the kiss, Bey wrapped her arms around neck* You love me baby ?
Bey: Yes! *trys to kiss him*
Jay: Me and only me right ?
Bey: YES! Shut up and kiss me!
Jay: *kisses her*


*They kiss, Jay lays her down and gets between her legs. He sucked on her neck, left a few little hickeys. He took her shirt off. He sucked and her boobs. He pulled her sweats off.  He sucked her neck again. He trialed his tongued down her body. Bey got wetter each second. She started whimpering and moaning. He got down to her cooch and he grabbed her panties with his teeth and pulled them off. He started devouring on Bey's cooch.


Bey: Mmmmmm baby.
Jay: *licking left to right*
Bey: Ooooo! *moans* Just like that daddy!
Jay: *licking in circles* 
Bey: *rubbing his head* Shiiiiiiit Jaaaaayy!!
Jay: *tongue fucks her* 
Bey: *gasps* ahhhh ahhhh ahhh. Mhmm
Jay: *sucks her cooch juices*
Bey: *trying to move*  mmm mmmm mmm shiiiiiiiit!!! NOOOO MOOOORE! Im about to cuuuuuum
Jay: *sucks harder*
Bey: *cums* mmmmmmmmmm!
Jay: *swallows* You bought to get the this dick all night. No interruptions this time. Where is your phone?
Bey: Umm. In the living room.
Jay: Good! *gets between her legs* Pull my shorts off w/ your feet again.
Bey: *pulls his shorts w/ her feet *giggles*
Jay: That shit is so fuckin sexy!
Bey: *kisses him*
Jay: *goes deep in Bey's ocean without breaking the kiss*
Bey: *looks into his eyes* I love you pop pop!
Jay: I know. I love you too baby! *kisses her*
Bey: Make love to me daddy!
Jay: Your wish is my command! *kisses her passionately and starting stroking*
Bey: *wraps her hands around his neck*
Jay: *still kissing her, tonging her down, stroking at a medium pace*
Bey: *getting wetter w/ every stroke, scratches his back* 
Jay: Shit! That turns me on! *speeds up*
Bey: *moans* 
Jay: *grunts* Shit this pussy good
Bey: *scratches his back deeper* Just like that! *moans*
Jay: You like it..SHIT!
Bey: Yesss baby! I like it baby! Mmmm !
Jay: *grunts* How much you like it ?
Bey: Ughhh! *moans* iiiiiiiii

Jay: You what ? fuuck you feel good
Bey: I like it ALOT *scratches longer and deeper, bites her lip*
Jay: OOOOO SHIT! Bite ya lip again!! *moans*
Bey: *bites her lip* mmmmm!
Jay: Ohhh fuuuuck! *goes as fast as he can*
Bey: ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhhh!!! Shaaaaaawn!!! 
Jay: What's my name ?
Bey: Jaaaaaayyy!! *moans*
Jay: Tell me who pussy this is!! *grunts*
Bey: mmm! ahhh! Its YOUUUUURS DADDDYYYYY!!
Jay: *moan* MMMM OOOO SHIIIIT!
Bey: *bites Jays shoulder*
Jay: Ooooo shit! You wanna bite me ?
Bey: *moans* Sorry *moans* iiiiii oooooo fuuuuck Pooooo poooooop!!!! 
Jay: You love me ? *licks her lips*
Bey: Yesssssssss! I love you babyyyy *sucks his bottom lip*
Jay: *massage her cooch* I love this pussy.
Bey: *in heaven, bites his lip* 
Jay: FUCK! Let my fuckin lip go! 
Bey: *lets go* Sorryyyyyyy! ahhhh ! Shiiiiit!


*They go for 20 more minutes, Bey came*


Jay: Im bout to nut *slows down and strokes*
Bey: Ooooo shit!
Jay: *pulls out and nuts on her stomach* ahhhh shit!
Bey: Sorry about your lip pop pop!
Jay: It hurts but that only tells me that I'm fuckin right! *kisses her*
Bey: Mhmmm! You sure are!
Jay: Im the best you ever gone have! 
Bey: Is that right ?
Jay: DAMN RIGHT! Now lemme get it from the side.
Bey: You tryna put me in a sex coma!
Jay: You gone fall asleep right after. *flips her on her side and gets behind her, starts rubbing her clit*  
Bey:  Mmmm! Jayy! Put it inside me already!
Jay: *nibbling her ear, rubbing her clit* You want it ?
Bey: *moans* Yesss. mmm Pop pop! 
Jay: *fingers her* What you want ??
Bey: *moans* I want you !! NOOOOW!! 
Jay: You want what ?? *sucks her neck*
Bey: I want daddy dick!! I want you to fuck me RIGHT NOW!!
Jay: The magic words! *lifts her leg up and goes deep* You wet as fuck!
Bey: Mhmm, fuck me slow daddy!
Jay: *holding her leg up, stroking* mmmm shiiiiit! 
Bey: MMMM!! You're hitting my SPOT!
Jay: *massaging her cooch* *moans*
Bey: ooooo Pop pop!! AHHH! I can feel you in my fuckin stomach!!
Jay: I know!!! You love this dick!!!
Bey: Yessss!! Daddy you so fuckin big baby!!! *moans*




*They continues to make love, they get doggy style, Bey rides his face, she rides his dick, she gives him head, they get standing up, they move to the floor, they get it up against the wall, move back to the bed, they are now finished. Cover in swear and body fluids*


Bey: *catching her breath* Jay..that was GREAT!
Jay: *catching his breath* Yeah..that..was the best!
Bey: You know how to please me pop pop!
Jay: Me!?? You had my toes curled up!
Bey: Now have I convinced that I love you and only you!
Jay: Yes baby you have! But I'd be more convinced if you made me a grilled cheese sandwich!
Bey: *giggles* I got you baby, hand me that shirt!
Jay: Nah, go naked. so I can see ya jiggle when you walk away.
Bey: You're crazy! *giggles* I'll be back pop pop!


*Bey goes to make him a grilled cheese. She gets to the kitchen makes it. She's walked out the kitchen and she hears her phone beeping, she goes to look at her phone. She had calls and text mesages from the girls and Ty. She a few voice mails, a few unknown calls. And she listens to the voice mails*












TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED





Jerry Springer Shit

Hey Beyhive. Let me say that I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS! Y'all comments and tweets have me DYING LAUGHING! I appreciate y'all reading this blog. To the ones that DM'd Ty my blog Y'ALL AINT SHIT! But anyway, to all the NON BEYSTANS that read; I appreciate y'all as well...on with this EPISODE! Last post the girls, Ty and Julez went out to eat and shopping. Tony walked up to their table. Him and Bey went in his car to talk. They exchanged numbers, and started texting. They went back to Bey and Jay's house. They started to hint Jay about Tony. Bey and Jay went in their room to talk and Jay ALMOST won the bet but they got interrupted by PASTOR MICHELLE WILLIAMS. Solo and Chrissy fought. Solo busted her car windows with her ratchet ole self...Jay answered the door and it was Chrissy and Tony were at the door!...


*10 minutes go by, everyone has calmed down. There was a knock at the door*


Jay: I'll get it.
Michelle: Lets read the bible and pray it isn't the cops
Bey: Sorry God! Michelle SHUT THE FUCK UP!! AINT NO BODY WORRIED ABOUT GOD RIGHT NOW!


(At The Door)


Jay: *opens the door* Chrissy ??? Tony ???

Bey: What the hell ?
Ty: Shit just serious REAL FAST!
Angie: Its..about.. to DOOOOWN! Are youuuuuuuuu reeeeadddyy tooooo ruuuumbbbllee
Kelly: Lemme go get the pop corn! 
Solo: I need to go check on my child before this shit goes down! *gets up and walks to  his room*
Bey: Yeaaah! Imma go with you *follows Solo*
Ty: Uh uhn! Beyonce where yo bi-racial ass going ?
Kelly: Bi racial ?
Angie: Girl you know Matthew ain't her daddy !
Michelle: Mhm! Matthew is Kelly daddy!
Kelly: Y'all whores ain't shit!
Jay: Im so fuckin confused! What the fuck is going on?
Chrissy: I'll be HAPPY to explain!

*Bey is trying creep away but her heavy foot ass got caught*

Jay: Aye! Where the fuck you think you going ?
Bey: *mumbles* Shit!...I was going ummmm to check on Julez! 
Jay: Nah! Yo ass ain't slick!
Bey: I gotta go pee ?
Jay: NO! Not workin! Go get me a tshirt! AND BRING YA ASS RIGHT BACK!
Bey: You wanna put a please on that ?
Jay: You wanna be single ?
Bey: Nigga please! Your ass ain't letting me go anywhere.
Jay: Ight! You gotta point! Just go get the shirt and bring ya ass back. You ain't escaping this shit!
Bey: Okay! Jesus Christ..
Angie: Beyonce! Now you sound like Michelle !
Bey: SHUT UP! *goes the room*

Bey's thoughts:
"Awww shit Beyonce! Jay is about to murder me! Now is the time for Michelle's prayers! Lawd Jesus! Alright Lord, Im calling on your holy name. Lord please forgive for all of my sins! Im about to get murdered and thrown over the Brooklyn bridge! Amen! If I do survive, I will never hear the end of this !

*Bey grabbed a tshirt and walked out of the room! Her and Solo meet in the hallway*

Solo: Thu thu! You are about to get killed! I will miss youu!
Bey: I know! I' scared as hell! This man is about to kill me! I should have told him before!
Solo: I wanna know why Christopher and Tony the Tiger are doing here together!?
Bey: Chile! Only the Lord knows!
Solo: In that case lets ask Michelle. She is close enough to God!
Bey: *giggles* I need her prayers
Solo: Show do! 
Jay: *yelling from the living room* BEYONCE!! HURRY THAT ASS UP!
Bey: *whisper* SHIT!...Im coming!
Solo: Dear God! Please don't let me Thu thu die tonight! AMEN! 

*They walk into the living room. Ty, Angie, Kelly and Michelle sitting on the couch. Solo sat next to them. Watching and anticipating this real life soap opera! Tony and Chrissy were standing apart*

Jay: Mrs. Knowles , You care to tell me why your ex boyfriend in standing my fuckin living room ?
Bey: What happen to Mrs. Carter ?
Jay: Not right now...Explain this shit!
Bey: Umm! How about we; me and you go back in the bedroom and finish what we started earlier and I'll explain afterwards.
Angie: Now is the time for ya sermon Prayers.
Ty: Hallelujah! Pull out that Bible!
Solo: SHAHAHAH DADAADAAAD *speaking in tongues*
Kelly: Yeess Lord !! AMEN FATHER!
Bey & Jay: SHUT UP !!!!

*They stopped talking*

Jay: *trying to stay calm* Now..Beyonce! You better have GOOD ASS explanation for shit!
Bey: Jay I-
Chrissy: Your bitch has been texting and creepin' with my man.
Kelly: Oh shit!
Ty: This is some Jerry springer shit!
Solo: BITCH! Don't no body want your ugly ass!
Angie: GET EM SOLO!
Jay: What the fuck is she talking about Beyonce ?
Bey: Christopher hunty! You have ONE more time to call me a bitch and I'mma put your ugly ass on a stretcher! *To Jay* Babe I have no idea what this bitch is talking about!
Jay: Who you been creepin wit ?
Bey: Jay! NO BODY!! She is LYING!!
Ty: Kelly, bitch hand me some popcorn.
Angie; Aye nigga stop hogging the shit!
Solo: Fat ass!
Tony: Look-
Jay: Aye nigga just be silent!
Tony: Nigga what the fuck ?
Jay: *try's to rush him but Bey jumps in front of him and stops him*
Bey: Babe, stop. Don't start please.
Jay: *takes her hands off of his chest* Get off of me!
Chrissy: Look! Why the fuck do I need to lie ?
Solo: Because ugly bitches have low self esteem! Lying whores!
Ty: Yes high 5 bitch *they high 5*
Bey: Would you get the fuck out and stop making up shit. You're just made because you were a fucking JUMP OFF.....SOMEBODY GOT FIYAAAHHDDD
Kelly: HEYY HEYY!
Ty: You's a HOE..You's a HOE!
Michelle: Sideline HOE.
Chrissy: Would y'all shut the fuck up!
Solo: BTTCH! YOU MUST DIDN'T GET A GOOD ENOUGH ASS BEATIN' *attempts to get up*
Michelle: *stops her* Don't do it miss Celie! Don't do it. 
Jay: Someone better start talking and REAL FAST!
Bey: Jay, I'm just as confused as you are babe.
Kelly: Well, can someone say something because y'all audience would like to know as well.
Bey: KELLY!! Zip it!
Chrissy: Like I JUST said! This BITCH has been creepin with my-
Bey: *trys to rush her but Jay stops and puts her against the wall and gets in her face*
Jay: STOP!! You're about to piss me even more!
Bey: *looks away and stands there*
Chrissy: That's right bitch check mode!
Bey: *balls up her fist* See bitch you're only trying me because Jay is blocking me from beating your ass!
Solo: Ain't no body holding me back.
Jay: LOOK!!! ALL THEES SIDE CONVERSATIONS NEED TO STOP!!!! SHIT!!
Ty, Solo, Angie, Kelly Michelle: Yes poppa Jay!!
Jay: NOW! Christopher-I mean Chrissy *Ty, Solo, Angie laugh* Who and what are you talking about?
Chrissy: How many times do I have to have to say  this. SHE HAS BEEN TEXTING AND CREEPIN MY MAN!
Kelly: BITCH WHO IS YOUR MAN ?
Ty: A bull dog! A human wouldn't date her dog lookin ass!
Angie: *whispers* Jay did!
Chrissy: TONY!
Bey: Tony WHAT ? *confusded*
Chrissy: TONY IS MY MAN!!!!! 
Jay: WHAT THE FUCK ?
Ty: *falls on the floor* OH SHIT! THIS BITCH DONE SAID TONY IS HER MAN!
Kelly: *starts jumping up and down* OH SHIT! Lemme record this Jerry Springer ass shit!
Angie: This hood rat stole my man!
Solo: Rest in Peace to my Thu thu. Michelle grab ya Bible!
Michelle: Lord father we're calling on ya holy name!
Bey: Wait, wait, wait! Christopher and Tony ?? This has to be a joke!
Ty: This shit sure is HILARIOUS!
Jay: You been talkin to this nigga!?
Bey: Jay!! It's not what it looks like.
Jay: Looks like you been talkin ya lame ass ex boyfriend.
Tony: It's really not what y'all think! Me and Baby girl are just friends!
Jay: Baby girl ? What the fuck ? *trys to fight him but stops him*
Bey: STOP! If I can't fight. You can't either!
Jay: You better tell me why this nigga is calling you "baby girl"!!! 
Tony: It's just a nick name I gave her when we were kids.
Bey: Thank you Tony! Jay stop overrating !
Chrissy: Im not here for this "friendship"
Angie: Bitch, ain't no body ask you what you're here for!
Jay: What the hell you thanking him for ? That won't change shit!
Tony: Look man, you and Chrissy are taking this to seriously!
Kelly: *cough cough* You mean Christopher!
Bey: Yeah Jay you-
Jay: Lemme see the text messages *sides eyes Bey*
Chrissy: *hands him the phone* Here !
Jay: *looking through the msgs* Ohh hey Gorgeous smiley face huh!*gave her the death* Look! Beyonce clear my house out and when you finish me and you gone talk!
Bey: Jay-
Jay: Now Beyonce! *walks away*





TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED 







Monday, February 27, 2012

What's Going On ?

*Just as Bey hung up, she saw a familiar face*


Bey: Oh Lord!
Solo: What ?
Bey: Nothing.

Angie: What happen Bey?
Bey: Nothing you guys!

Kelly: Beyonce stop playing and tell us what's wrong.
Bey: *sighs* Okay. Slowly turn around and then turn back around but DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

*They all turn quickly*



Bey: Lawd Jesus. I said slowly..
Ty: Damn! That boy is STILL fine.
Angie: Big dick ass. Good Lawd.
Michelle: Bless yo heart in the name of Jesus.
Kelly: What you gone do Bey?
Bey: I don't know. Ty, would you stop staring at him. He might notice you.
Ty: Ohh. My bad! His ass can get it. Right here, right now..
Bey: Ohh my goodness. *shakes her head*


*Tony notices Bey, so he walk up to their table* 
Solo: Well you better think fast because here he comes.
Tony: Hello everyone.
Everyone: Heeeey Tonyyyy
Ty: Mm! Hello Tony! *wink*
Tony: Hey, Bey. *licks his lips*
Bey: Hi Tony.
Kelly: Um! Beyonce boo. Why are you smiling so damn hard?
Bey: What ? I am not.
Angie: Girl! Quit that lying!
Michelle: I can see ALL 32 of ya teeth!
Ty: Okay! You better stop cheesin like a damn chester cat before Jay pops up outta no where and snatches ya ass up.
Bey: Oh gezz! Would you guys stop!?
Tony: mm. Bey can I speak to you in PRIVATE! *sides eyes them*
Solo: Ooop! Is he tryna say something ?
Angie: mhmmm! Rude ass nigga!
Ty: MMM! Beyonce he wants to talk to you in PRIVATE!
Angie: Mhm! I bet he sure does. He wants to meet her private!
Bey: *shakes her head* Come on Tony. *Bey gets up*
Michelle: Don't do anything I wouldn't! 
Kelly: Welp! Guess that's nothing!
Angie: Exactly! Bey gets the dick! Shit she needs to get Tony's one last time..
Ty: Y'all will NOT come for Michelle's cobwebbed cooch! 
Michelle: Yes! I'm going to Heaven!




*In Tony's car*


Bey: So Tony what's up ?
Tony: Look Beyonce, I just wanted to apologize for that night-
Bey: No I should be apologizing. I don't know why he acts like that. Sorry.
Tony: You know that you don't deserve to be talked to like that?
Bey: Jay and I talked about and everything's all good. But I appreciate your concern..
Tony: You're welcome...any how! We didn't get to finish talking that night. I wanted to tell you that I would love to be you friend again. We were good together back then. 
Bey: Yeahh. You're were ight! *giggles*
Tony: Ight? Ch! I was more then that considering the fast that I was your first EVERYTHING! *chuckles*
Bey: *smiles* Yeah you were..
Tony: Can I ask you something.
Bey: Yeah. Sure. Go ahead!
Tony: If I would have never gone away to college would we still be together ?
Bey: Ohhh wooow. Tony I don't know-
Tony: Be honest.
Bey: Yeahh maybe. Possibly!
Tony: *looks his watch* Well hey look! I gotta get outta here. How about you give me ya number and we take our FRIENDSHIP from there. *chuckles*
Bey: Sounds like a plan! What's your number ?
Tony: *puts his number in her phone* Text me something sweet ight. Wait! Ya man ain't gone trip is he?
Bey: Okay. I gotchu.*wink* And he is the least of your worries. 
Tony: Well it was GREAT seeing you..again.
Bey: As always. Well I'll talk to you later.


*Bey gets out of his car and walks back the restaurant*


Bey: Hey guys. What did I miss ?
Angie: Jay !

Bey: Jay ? What ?
Solo: Jay came by looking for you!
Bey: WHAT ? *gets scared* You're lying right ?
Kelly: Why would we lie about that ?
Ty: For real Bey. He saw you getting the car with Tony and he is PISSED!
Bey: SHIT! He's gonna kill me!


*They all burst out laughing*


Ty: Just kidding bitch! *laughs*
Bey: You guys! That shit isn't funny!
Angie: Then tell me why Im laughing ? *laughs*
Michelle: I wish you could have saw your face.
Kelly: PRICELESS! *laughs*
Bey: Y'all aint SHIT! Burn in hell!

Ty: But you still love us. So DEAL with it.
Kelly: We didn't tell you to go in the car with Tony.
Solo: Right! She know she still has feelings for him!
Bey: I really don't.
Angie: Then why did y'all need to talk in private ?
Michelle: And why were you smiling so hard when he walked up?
Bey: What is this ? 21 questions?
Ty: Yes ma'am it is. You gone answer one of these questions.
Bey: No I'm really not. *giggles*
Kelly: Damn. Bey can't even keep it real wit ya homies. *giggles*
Solo: Ch! I know my Thu thu! I gots the REAL tea!
Angie: Girl! Hush ! You don't got shit but my cousin in ya lap. Now feed him!
Bey: *text to Tony* Hello Gorgeous ;). 


*They eat and now they're at the mall. Kelly and Angie are in the dressing rooms and Bey, Solo, Michelle and Ty were sitting on the bench. Bey was looking at her phone.*


Ty: Bey, what is so funny ?
Solo: Okay. She is just over there smiling. 
Bey: Nothing.*giggles*

Michelle: Lies!
Ty: Bey, what the hell happen in that damn car ?
Bey: Nothing happen. *giggles* He just apologized.
Solo: For what ?
Angie: *yells from dressing room* For not fuckin her enough.
Bey: *laughs* Would you shut up!?
Ty: Bitch, you gone tell me what happen. And why you're grinnin' and shit!
Solo: Yeahh! I wanna know thu!
Kelly: *comes out the dressing room* Yes, spill that good peppermint tea
Bey: OKAY! You nosey fuckers! He wanted to be my friend again.
Angie: UM! That doesn't say why you've been cheesin all fuckin wide since you saw him.
Michelle: Now what's REALLY going on ?
Bey: Nothing! *giggles* He brought up something that made us laugh back then.

Kelly: *confused* How? He isn't even here.
Ty: *gasps* You're texting him aren't you ?
Kelly: Bey! Jay is going kill you if he finds out.

Angie: Yessss bitch ! You betta get that good ole dick again.
Ty: Shit! You wanna share that dick? Pass him to me when you're finished!
Bey: *laughs* Ty you are killing me!
Michelle: Do you think that that's a good idea ?
Bey: What ?
Kelly: Talking to Tony. Considering how Jay reacted that night. 
Bey: Tony and I JUST friends you guys.
Kelly: Jay isn't going to see it that way.
Solo: Yeahh Thu what if he finds out ?
Bey: He's not going to, because I'm going to tell him myself.
Angie: Girl! That's just stupid as hell! Just let Tony dick you down one good time and never talk to him again.
Kelly: *laughs* Girl, I worry about you.
Michelle: I'mma pray for you.
Angie: And I'mma pray that yo ass STOPS praying !

Ty: Bey why didn't you and Tony work out anyway ?
Kelly: I know right! Y'all were the cutest couple!

Bey: I don't know you guys. It just didn't work. 
Michelle: Do yo still have feelings for him ?
Bey: That was years ago.

Angie: How was the sex ?
Kelly: Tony or Jay ?
Bey: Lawd here y'all again! *laughs*
Solo: We already know Jay can't get enough of *mocks her* pop pop.
Angie: *laughs* Mhmm. But she knows when she saw him she thought about fuckin him
Kelly: Exactly! Knowing her nasty ass!
Bey: Okay! I thought about it! Are y'all happy ?
Michelle: Would you ?
Bey: NO! Are y'all crazy!?
Angie: I would!

Ty: Shit! So would I.




*They all laugh. They pay for there stuff and they leave and they back to Bey's house. Julez was knocked in Beys arms. Solo unlocked the door, Jay heard the knob turn he came running to the becaue he was so excited to see Bey. *


Jay: Bey!!!!
Solo: Wake up my damn child and it's gone me and you!!!
Jay: Oh my bad! Sorry!!


*They walk in the house*


Jay: Hey baby ! *kisses her* I missed you!
Bey: Aww! I missed you too.. Imma go lay him down really quick.
Jay: Ight!


*Bey goes to lay Julez down in his room that his has. She comes back and everyone is sitting on the couch chillin*


Jay: Come here babe.
Bey: *sits on his lap* Hi
Jay: Did you have fun without me ?
Bey: Yeaah. I actually did. *giggles*
Angie: Mhmm! I bet you did Bey!
Ty: Right! She had the MOST fun! Ain't that right Bey?
Jay: What are they talking about babe ?
Bey: Nothing baby. I'll tell you later.
Jay: Why later ? I wanna laugh.
Kelly: Ohhh, you ain't gone laugh.
Angie: Show ain't!
Bey: Would y'all shut up.
Jay: Okay for real Bey. What happen.
Bey: Nothing babe. It's nothing serious! We'll talk later okay.*kisses him*
Jay: You promise ?
Bey: You're so cute.Yes. I promise. *kisses him*
Solo: He's ight. He ain't cute tho. *laughs*

Jay: *laughs* You stay hating on a nigga.
Bey: It's okay baby. I know you're cute. 
Ty: He ain't the only person you think is cute huh Bey?
Bey: Shut the hell up!

Jay: Ight Bey, come on let's go in the room and talk.
Bey: Jay, I said later.
Jay: Well it's later now. *stands Bey up and gets up* Let's go.
Ty: Yeeeesss! Big daddy Jay gets Bey's ass in CHECK!
Angie: That because her is DICK WHIPPED!
Bey: Hush!!! Y'all too damn much!
Kelly: Lawd Jesus Bey is about her cooh TORE THE THE UP!

Bey: *yelling from the halway* Leave me alone you sexless whores!
Solo: Oop! She told y'all! *laughs*
Ty: Yeah we all know YOU aren't sexless.
Angie: Julez!


(Bey and Jay's room)
*sitting on the bed next to each other*


Jay: What's going on Beyonce ?
Bey: Babe, I said it was nothing.
Jay: You lying and I know it.
Bey: I'm not lying to you pop pop.
Jay: You-
Bey: *kisses him passionately* 
Jay: *breaks the kiss* You tryna shut me up huh ?
Bey: Mhm! *kisses him*
Jay: You know you're about to lose the bet right ?
Bey: I know. Now shut up! Kiss me!

Jay: Mhmmm! Im bout beat yo shit UP!
Bey: Pop pop stop talking damn!
Jay: *lays her down and gets of top her*
Bey: *kisses him and then takes his shirt*
Jay: *sucks her neck and unbuttons her pants*
Bey: *lifts her body to pull her pants off*
Jay: *tongues her down, then takes her shirt off*
Bey: *unhooks her bra*
Jay:Oh my damn! I missed them titties! *sucks her left boob and rubs her cooch, she moans*
Bey: *pulls his shorts down with her feet*
Jay: Hey, where did you learn that?
Bey: Hmm. I have a GREAT teacher.

Jay: Mmmm! I think my student needs to be spanked.
Bey: I sure do! Spank me daddy!
Jay: My pleasure baby! *licks her from her neck down to her cooch. He puts her legs above her head and starts licking her cooch up and down and get rocks hard.
Bey: Ooooo shit Jay. 
Jay: *eating*
Bey: Yessss pop pop. Just like it baby. *moans*
Jay: *tongue fucks her*
Bey: *breathing heavy* Ahhhhh ahhh babyyyy
Jay: You like this shit *tongue fucks her*
Bey: *gripping the sheets* mmmmm I love it baby. Don't stop!
Jay: *sucks her clit*
Bey: Fuuuuuck! Jaaaay! No mooooore!
Jay: *sucks her clit harder*
Bey: Ahhhhh shiiiit daddy Im cuuuuuuumingggg *cums*
Jay: *swallows* MMM! Tasty! You ready for daddy ?
Bey: Mhmm.
Jay: Ight, lemme grab a condom!
Bey: *stops him* NO!
Jay: You sure ?
Bey: YES! Im SURE! Get to WORK NOW!

Jay: Bey, we-
Bey: Jay if you don't put that dick inside of me RIGHT NOW, im cut it OFF!
Jay: Okay! *laughs*


*All of a sudden there's a banging on the door*


Michelle: Bey??? Jay ?? Get out here.
Bey: WHAT ? I'm busy!!!
Michelle: LAWD HAMMERCY!! Praise the Lawd!! They out here fighting!!!
Jay: Who ???
Bey: Oh my fucking GOD!!! All I wanted some dick!!!
Jay: Who's fighting ??
Michelle: Solange and Angie!!! Help me Jesus! I need my bible!!!
Bey: What the hell is going on ?
Jay: Shit! Lemme go see what's going on!
Bey: Shawn! If you leave this room! I'mma kill you!
Michelle: Can y'all hurry uppp! LAWD HAMMERCY ITS GETTING WORSE!!
Jay: Baby Imma dick you down when I get back.
Bey: HURRY THE HELL UP


*Jay throws on his shorts, with his dick still hard he goes to see what Michelle was talking about. Bey isn't even in the mood anymore so she threw on her panties, Jays tshirt ans his sweats. Jay follows Michelle to the front of the living room and he see's Solo and Chrissy fighting. Kelly was jumping up down on the couch recording it, Ty was standing on the table, and Angie was right beside them fighting.*


Jay: Ayee what the fuck !!?? Get the fuck off of my table nigga. Kelly getco black ass off my damn couch!
Ty: *ignoring* Yessss! Solo get that ugly bitch!
Kelly: *cracking* Fuck that bitch up Solo dolo!!
Angie: BITCH GONE YOU LEARN TODAY!!
Ty: This is what happens when you fuck with fam!
Solo: STUPID BITCH! *punch* You me and my sister FUCKED UP!! *punch*
Chrissy: You bald head bitch *punch* FUCK YOU AND WHORE ASS SISTER *punch*


*Jay just lets them fight*


Solo: *starting whaling on chrissy, showing NO MERCY*


*Bey runs in because she here's the commotion and Jay breaks them*


Bey: Christopher ?? what the fuck happen while I -
Ty: Getting dicked down ?
Bey: YES. Well almost!

Jay: Chrissy what the fuck is wrong with your brain. Do you like gettin ya ass beat ?
Solo: Hell yeah! She does! This bitch got her whopped by 19 year old! *laughs*
Angie: And Jay what the fuck is going with ya dick ?
Jay: *looks down* AYEE! Don't worry about that..Ty getcha ass off my fuck table! Nigga aint you got no manners!?
Ty: Don't you need an grammar class ? *gets down*
Jay: You too Kelly. Niggas gots no home training.


*All of a sudden Bey trys to rush Chrissy*


Jay: *grabs with one hand and stops(strong sexy ass)* Beyonce! NO! Go sit ya ghetto ass down in the kitchen.
Bey: *trying to break loose* Jay left me go or you won't win this bet.
Jay: CH! Fuck that bet! Im getting the pussy regardless. Go in the kitchen!!
Bey: FINE! *walks towards the kitchen, so he thought* *rushes Chrissy* AHHH YOU STUPID BITCH!!
Kelly: *still recording* Yesss!! Get her ass SASHA!
Solo: Get her ass thu thu!
Jay: *grabs Bey* *laughs* Okay Bey y'all fucked her up enough* *throws Bey on the couch*
Bey: No! Not nearly enough!
Jay: *laughs* Just sit ya ratchet ass down!
Bey: We gone get ratchet in the damn bedroom when this bitch leaves!
Solo: *walks out the door*
Michelle: LETS US PRAY!
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
Michelle: Oh! WEEEEL EXCUUUUUSE MEEEE!!!


*All of a sudden a car alarm goes off*


Bey: Lawd hammercy!
Ty: Her ass has NO FUCKS to give
Angie: I taught that bitch VERY WELL!
Michelle: I-
Kelly: Hush chile!
Solo: *walks back in* *to Chrissy* You might wanna call someone to pick you up! You no longer have your windows *laughs*




*Chrissy runs outside*


Bey: What the hell happen y'all ?
Solo: The bitch came in here talking reckless!!! So beat her ass!! END OF STORY!! I didn't wake Julez!
Jay: What did she say ?
Ty: Christopher was like Where is that no talent gold digging blah blah blah!
Bey: Christopher has his nerve!!!


(Outside)


Chrissy: I just need you to pick me up okay. I'll tell you later.
Person: Ight babe, where you at 




*10 minutes go by, everyone has calmed down. There was a knock at the door*


Jay: I'll get it.
Michelle: Lets read the bible and pray it isn't the cops
Bey: Sorry God! Michelle SHUT THE FUCK UP!! AINT NO BODY WORRIED ABOUT GOD RIGHT NOW!




(At The Door)


Jay: *opens the door* Chrissy ??? Tony ???








TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED!!!!!!