Sunday, April 29, 2012

DNA

*2 hours later* 


Solo: You know what I say! BEAT DAT ASS!!
Kelly: You could get caught up too Bey. Don't!!
Ty: Bitch!! Shut up!!! Does 03 Bonnie and Clyde mean anything to you!!! Beyonce if you don't beat her ass I WILL beat yo ass!!
Michelle: Lets pray about it!
Angie: Get the fuck outta my truck!!
Michelle: Bey, you shouldn't go through with this. 
Bey: *silence*
Michelle: Bey?
Bey: Girl shut the fuck up I'm tryna think!!
Michelle: Ask God-
Solo: Giiiiiiiiiiiiirl! BYE!!!!
Michelle: Dear God-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Bey:  I'll be back! *gets out of the car*
Ty: Yessssssss!!!! Fuck this hoe up!! I'm not gone miss this shit!! *gets out of the car* 
Angie: CH! I'm coming too! *gets out*
Solo: Welp, Come on y'all. *gets out* We all going!


*They all get out of the car and knock on Chrissy door*


Chrissy: Coming! Who is it?
Ty: UPS!
Chrissy: *opens door*
Bey: Surprise BITCH!!!!!

Chrissy: *tries to close the door quickly* 
Solo: *bust through the door* Uhh uhn bitch!! Get this hoe Thu Thu.
Bey: *walking towards Chrissy*
Chrissy: *backing up* If y'all don't leave I'mma call the police.
Ty: Please call them! Cos bitch you hone need em.
Angie: Call the ambulance while you're at it. 
Kelly: *recording* Whoop that trick!! GET EM!!
Bey: *walking toward Chrissy* You thought that I was going to let you get away wit this shit. 
Michelle: Let's pray about this!!
Angie: Get the fuck out Missionary Williams!!
Chrissy: Leave now or-
Solo: Or WHAT!!! You ain't gone do shit but get yo ass BEAT!!!
Bey: *rushes Chrissy* Stupid biiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!
Solo: *jumping up and down* Yessssssssss!!!! Thu thuuuuuu!!! 
Angie: *cracking up* Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuum!! Fuck this bitch upppppp!!!!!
Ty: *cracking up* Lawd Jesusssssss!!! Take my fuckin wheel!!
Michelle: You stop this Beyonce!!! This instant!!!!
Bey: *grips Chrissy's hair and drags her* You dumb bitch!!! You like gettin yo ass beat huh??
Chrissy: *kicking, trying to get loose* Let gooooooo offfffffffff meeeeee!!!!
Kelly: Ahhhhhhhhh!!! Christopher is cryinggg!!
Solo: Yesssss Bey..DRAG DAT ASS!!
Ty: *cracking up* Bey is dragging her like a fuckin rag doll!!
Angie: Snatch her ass bald.
Bey: No body fucks with my pop pop. *punch* You stay pressed!! *punch* If you don't tell them that you lied *2 punches* I'mma come to your house *punch* every *punch* fuckin *punch* day *punch* and beat *punch* yo mutha fuckin *punch* ASS!!!!
Chrissy: Bitch you don't scare me!! *tries to spit on Bey*
Solo: Oop! BITCH YOU TRIED IT!! *tries to rush Chrissy!!
Angie: *stops her* Bey got this!!!! Get this hoe Beyonce!!!
Bey: *sits on top of Chrissy* *punches her repeatedly* Ohhhh you ain't scared bitch!!!?? Huh!!! You're not laughing now. Are you?? Hard to laugh when you're gettin yo ass tapped!!
Ty: *grabs Bey* Alright alright. She got the message!!
Angie: Ty. What the fuck!! Let Bey finish!!
Solo: *kicks Chrissy* Who's laughing now!!
Bey: Shit! *cracks her knuckles* *walks in the kitchen* I'm parched! All that ass whoppin got me tired!!
Ty: Bring me some juice!!
Bey: *comes out* Here you go! *sips soda* *hovers over Chrissy* You got 24 hours to confess. If you don't. You will NOT like my reply. 
Kelly: Be wise bitch!!

Angie: Be VERY wise!!!!


*They leave her house and get back into the truck* 


Ty: The best part was when you were dragging her around!!!
Angie: Yesssssss!!!!! I was dryinggg!!! *drives off*
Solo: Y'all shoulda let me jump!!
Michelle: Y'all think that that will work?
Bey: I bet my life on it. She don't wanna get her ass whopped everyday. 

Kelly: You're really gonna go to her house everyday?
Bey: Damn skippy. 
Angie: Where are am I taking y'all?
Bey: You can take me to my mama's house to get my baby. 


(Mama Tina's House) 


Bey: *unlocks door* Mama? *sees Jayden crawling* Heeeeey mommy's baby *picks him up* Where's your's grandma?
Jayden: Ma-ma. Enfsabsdasfndsnu! *drools*
Mama Tina: I'm right here. *walks to Bey*  
Bey: How was he?
Mama Tina: *kisses Jayden's forehead* Ohhh he never gives his Grandma any trouble. But you on the other hand?
Bey: What did I do?
Mama Tina: You know what you did.

Bey: Well. She needs to learn. I'mma do it everyday until Jay comes home.
Mama Tina: *shakes head* You could caught up-
Bey: See you later mama. Thank you for keeping Jayden. I gotta go. *they hug*
Mama Tina: Be careful. Love you. 
Bey: Love you too. 




(8am The Next Morning) 
*Bey and Jayden were in the kitchen. Jayden was crawl around the kitchen while was getting some cherrios for him. There was a knock at the door* 


Bey: *confused* I wonder who that could be. *picks Jayden up* Who is it?
Person: Delivery. 
Bey: Delivery? *opens the door* *gasps* Jaaaaaaayyyy!!! *they hug* 
Jay: *grabs Jayden from Bey* *hugs ans kisses Bey*
Bey: Wow. *whispers* It actual worked. 
Jay: What worked?
Bey: Huh? 
Jay: You heard me. What worked?
Bey: Me whoopin Chrissy's ass.

Jay: Yeah I know what you did. 
Bey: How'd you find out?
Jay: Because I saw Chrissy's face. 
Bey: Welp that's what she gets. I'm really getting tired of this-
Jay: Tired of what?
Bey: Of this. Chrissy. I keep having to fight her. For something that you did. 

Jay: Aren't you the same person that said you would slap a bitch if necessary.
Bey: Yeah I did, but I'm still being disrespected and looking stupid because I can't keep a hold on you. This ring doesn't mean anything if you continue to lie to me.
Jay: What have I lied about Beyonce? 
Jayden: *cries* Hjnajsndsnesd.
Bey: *grabs Jayden from Jay* *walks in kitchen and puts him in his high chair* Here you go baby *gives him cherrios and his sippy cup* 
Jay: What did I lie about?
Bey: Chrissy showing up at your show.
Jay: I didn't lie...I just didn't tell you. 
Bey: That's called LYING Jay. You kept it a secret from me. Why?
Jay: Why what?
Bey: Why didn't you tell me?

Jay: Because I knew you'd get made and you wouldn't believe me. 
Bey: I would have believed you if you would have told me when it happen.
Jay: So you don't believe me? *looks into her eyes*
Bey: *looks into his eyes*.........I do believe you. I hate the fact you kept it from me. Like you liked the attention you're getting from her.....Is she really pregnant? 
Jay: No. She admitted that she isn't.
Bey: *rolls eyes* Stupid bit...
Jay: I'm sorry that I lied about it. I shouldn't have kept that from you. I know I'd be upset if it were the other way around-
Bey: Yeahh. Yeahh. Keep your flop apology. It's not even sincere. *walks out* Take care of your son. I'm going to sleep. We have a doctors appointment at 3:30. 


*Bey went to the bedroom to go to sleep* 


Jay: *sighs* What's up lil man? You missed ya daddy?
Jayden: *throwing the cherrios around* Hkjsdsdsdkksd. *smiles* 
Jay: *chuckles* I missed you too. 


(Jay)
Maaan. I'm looking at Jayden. Bey says that he looks like me some days. I never see it. I don't know who he looks like. He looks like her some days I guess. I feel like an asshole but I sometimes question if he's really mine. I've been taking care of him since he was born. So DNA doesn't really matter. But I still wanna know for sure. If I ask Bey she's gonna flip out and cry and shit. I don't have the have time. What's gonna happen if he isn't mine? I'd still be in his life and take care of him. I'm his daddy either way. The smile on his face made my world light up. I watched him eat and play in his food and then I took him outta his high chair. Put him in the living and let him crawl all over the place. He played with little toys that he had. He would tough things that he shouldn't. I kept saying "don't touch that" "put that down" "leave that alone". We watched some cartoons. We both fell asleep. He was laying under my arm when Bey grabbed him. 


Jay: What you doing?
Bey: He needs to bathe.
Jay: He's sleep Bey.
Bey: Okay. We have to go the doctor. I told you this earlier. 
Jay: *sits up* For what? 
Bey: Two reason. His monthly check up and for OUR test results. 
Jay: Ohhhhhh. 
Bey: Jayden wake up lil man..You gotta take a bath.
Jayden: *whines* 
Jay: See. You shoulda just changed his clothes while he was sleeping and woke up him when we got to the doctors office.
Bey: No, because he would be even more fussy than he is now. *walks to bathroom* You might wanna take a shower yourself. 
Jay: Damn. *walks behind her* Do I even have clothes over here?
Bey: Yeah. Look in your dresser. Fresh clothes. *puts Jayden in the bathtub and washes him up* All clean lil man. 
Jayden: *scratching Bey's face*
Bey: I gotta clip your nails...Jay, hurry up.
Jay: What you mean hurry up? You didn't even get him dressed yet.
Bey: It's going to take 5 minutes to get him dressed.   
Jay: Once you get him dressed then you can rush me.
Bey: You don't even have to go. Stay here. *starts getting Jayden dressed* 
Jay: Why all of sudden you don't want me to go??
Bey: Because you're taking forever and I don't wanna be late. 
Jay: Mhmmm.
Bey: Is there a problem?
Jay: *puts shirt on* Nothing man. Chill. *puts shoes on*
Bey: *rolls eyes* *continues getting Jayden dressed* Don't you look handsome.
Jay: Thank you. 
Bey: *side eyes him* I was talking about the baby. 
Jay: So I don't look handsome?
Bey: *sighs* Yeah Jay. You look great. Can you grab his diaper bag and car seat?





(Doctors Office)
*They're waiting for the doctor*


Bey: *bouncing Jayden on her lap* So when are you going ask for the DNA test?
Jay: What you talking about?
Bey: I'm not stupid Jay. I notice the way you look at him sometimes. *eyes gets watery*
Jay: I don't know what you're talking about-
Bey: *wipes tears* And you continue to lie. If you want a DNA test just say it.
Jay: I want a DNA test. 
Bey: *looks at Jayden* 


*Doctor walks in* 


Doctor: Hello. How are we? 
Jayden: *smiles* Knsdbsdsydyesdaj!!!
Bey & Jay: *chuckles* 
Doctor: Shall we give him a check up first or your test results?
Bey & Jay: Check up.
Doctor: And what does Jayden say? 
Jayden: *bouncing back* Ufnsdnuehdsnds
Bey: Yeah what he said. *giggles*


*The doctor gives Jayden his check up* 


Doctor: So we ready for the test results?
Bey & Jay: Yes. 

Doctor: *looks at flies* Umm. Whose am I reading first?
Jay: Bey's.
Bey: Read his first.
Doctor: Jay, you tested negative for all STD's; HIV and AIDS etc. You are as clean as a whistle. 
Jay: *sighs in relief* Okay. Read Bey's
Doctor: Okay...And the same goes you Bey. Except one area. 
Bey: *looks at Jay* *nervous* And what's that?
Doctor: You tested positive in pregnancy. Congratulations...again. 

Bey & Jay: PREGNANT??
Doctor: *gets a page* Oooh. This is an emergency, call me tomorrow to set up another appointment. *shakes their hands and leaves* 
Jay: I thought you were on birth control?
Bey: I am. I was. I may have missed a day. *stands up* Can you give me my child please? *takes Jayden from Jay* Can you at least carry his diaper bag?
Jay: *sighs* Yeah Bey. 



*They walk out and get into the car. Jay drives* 


Jay: Bey, how do you feel about this?
Bey: *looking out the window* About what Shawn?
Jay: About being pregnant.
Bey: Why do you care? You probably don't think its yours anyway. 
Jay: Come on Bey-
Bey: Shawn, just leave me alone. *wipes tears*
Jay: Beyonce I'm sorry. 
Bey: Yeah I know. What else is new?




*They ride back to Bey's house in silence*


(Living Room)


Jayden: *crying* 
Bey: *rocking him* What's wrong baby? Why is my baby crying?
Jay: Because he's sleepy.
Bey: Don't cry. Mommy got you. *hold him and rubs his back*
Jayden: *still crying* 
Jay: Let me see him. 
Bey: No. I don't wanna burden you with my child. 
Jay: Can you just give him here?
Bey: *looks at Jay*.....*hands Jayden to Jay*
Jay: *walks around rocking him and rubbing his back* Shhhhhh. It's okay lil man. You're okay. Daddy's got you.
Bey: Daddy? Hmmp-
Jay: That's what I said. If I'm not his father biologically I'm still gonna take care of him like I've been doing. 
Bey: How can you deny him?
Jay: I'm not denying him. You see me holding him right?
Bey: So its me that you doubt?
Jay: I mean.....He looks nothing like me.
Bey: Yes he does. And if you don't think that he looks like you; he doesn't have to. In order to be your child. 
Jay: Man that SOUNDS good-
Bey: Okay lets say he isn't yours then what?
Jay: Why are you saying that all nonchalant?
Bey: You said it doesn't matter what the DNA test says right? So what's the point?
Jay: I'm starting to get the feeling that you're trying to cover up something. 
Bey: I'm not trying to cover up anything. I'm just trying avoid pointless shit. 
Jay: .....What are we gonna do about you being pregnant again? 
Bey: We? And I don't recall saying that I was going to keep it. 
Jay: What the fuck you mean by that?
Bey: Just what it sounds like. Didn't you already say that you didn't want another baby. Another baby for you to deny. 
Jay: You're not getting an abortion!!!! You can forget about that shit!!!!!
Bey: This is my body. You can't tell me what I can or can't do with it. *walks into the bedroom*










To Be Fucking Continued!!!!!


Ignore the typos..



Thursday, April 26, 2012

Guilty

(Jay) 
Baby got from on top of me and laid down. I got up threw on my draws and went to check on my baby boy. He was sound asleep. How in the world did sleep through all of that? He is just like his mama. Sleep through anything. I went back to where Bey was. I walked in and Bey was knocked the fuck out. Passed out. Laying on her back butt ass naked. She was lightly snoring. It made chuckle a little. I  put my shirt on her and laid behind her and went to sleep. The following night my show was great. The best one so far. The power of Bey's pussy. The next 2 months of my tour went great. Bey and I had sex almost every night. We were on our home; my place. When we got pulled over by the police.


Bey: Jay what did you do?
Jay: I didn't do anything. We're about to find out though. 
Officer: License and registration please.  
Jay: Why did you pull us over sir?
Officer: License and registration. 
Jay: Bey, get it out of the glove compartment. 
Bey: *gets it and hands it to Jay* 
Jay: *hands it to the officer* Is there a problem sir?
Officer: Step off the vehicle sir. 
Bey: Is that really necessary?
Officer: No one was talking to you ma'am. Shut up. 

Jay: Aye you don't need to talk to her like that. 
Officer: Step of the vehicle. Last time I'll ask. 
Jay: *unbuckles his seat belt* This is some bullshit. *gets out*
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for the rape of Chrissy Jones. Put your hands behind your back.

Jay: Rape?  What the fuck!! I ain't rape that girl!!
Bey: This has to be a joke. Am I getting punked.
Officer: *reads him the Miranda*
Jay: Fuck!! Bey, you already know what to do.
Bey: *rolls eyes* Yeah. I'm used to this shit.
Officer: *puts Jay the police car* 
Bey: *gets in the driver seat*


(Bey)
I cannot believe this shit. This has to be another nightmare.  This Christopher bitch done did it again. Made her ugly ass into my life again. Why would she do some shit like this. She just randomly pops up outta the wood works and claims that Jay raped her. How the hell would he do that when I'm with 24/7....Wait could Jay have raped her? Wait what the hell am I talking about. Why would he rape anyone; when he can get it when, how, why, where ever he wants. This isn't making any sense to me. I swear this bitch just wants her 5 minutes of fame and her money in her pockets. Life was great until now. If it's not one thing it's another. I drove home. I got Jayden out of the car; he was started to go to sleep when we got home. I left the bags and things in the truck. I tried laying Jayden on the couch next to me but he started cying. I had to walk around holding him while I was looking for Jay's lawyers information. I finally found it.. I called him. I let him know what was going on. He said that he's in New Jersey at the moment but will be here in the next few hours. I turned on the TV and it was on Enews. How in the hell did this get out so quickly. This is so embarrassing. Could this be true? It couldn't be true. Jay would never do this. They had a photo of Chrissy's ugly ass next to a photo Jay. They called Chrissy one of Jay's flings. My mind was racing and my heart was pounding. I was angry, mad, sad, and embarrassed. Enews said "Where was Beyonce when this was taking place. I wonder what she has to say about this". It's not what I wanna say. More so what I wanna do. Which is BEAT the FUCK outta this stupid jump off groupie hoe. A few tears fells from my eyes. I turned the TV off. I laid back on the couch placing Jayden on my chest. I dozed off and woke up and hour later to my phone ringing it. It was Jay's lawyer saying that he was with Jay and that Jay was asking for me to come down there. I didn't have time to call someone to watch Jayden so I had to bring him along. I got up and got his diaper bag together and we made our way to see Jay. 


(Jay)
Fuck man. This can't be happening right now. Chrissy really ain't shit for this. I should have just told Bey from start. When I tell her what happen she's gonna flip the fuck out. She's not gonna believe me. She's gonna assume shit. It's my fault for not telling her tho. Shit was going good, until this stupid bitch came and fucked everything up. I hate that I keep dragging Bey through this shit. Fuck. Why didn't I just call security. This bullshit is gonna be on every fucking new channel and blog site. This bitch is just money hungry. She needs a good ass whoopin. My mind kept wondering back and forth and then I had a flashback.


(Flashback, backstage at JayZ concert)


Jay: Yo, What the fuck. How did you get back here?
Chrissy: I miss you Jay. I had to come and see you. 
Jay: Yeahh well I don't miss you, so you need to leave.
Chrissy: You really don't want me to leave now do you? *walks closer to him* 
Jay: *backs up* What part of GET THE FUCK OUT don't you get? 
Chrissy: *grabs his hand* I know your baby mama can't please like I can. 
Jay: *snatches away* Bitch, you can't even suck a dick right. Get the fuck-
Chrissy: I thought you loved me.
Jay: I never said that bullshit. What the fuck!!
Chrissy: You said it Jay!!!
Jay: *looking confused* When the fuck did I say that? Let me know.
Chrissy: Before we had sex the first time.
Jay: Maaaan that was to get the pussy. I got it-
Chrissy: I know that deep down you really love me.
Jay: You're delusional!!!! 
Chrissy: Jay-
Jay: Bye.
Chrissy: J-
Jay: LEAVE!!!!!!
Chrissy: But-


(Jay) 
My flashback was interupted when Bey walked in with Jayden.


Jay: Why did you bring him here?
Bey: Because I didn't have time to call anyone to watch him. 

Jay: *takes Jayden from Bey* Bey-
Bey: What's going on? 
Jay: Bey look-
Bey: *gets annoyed* Stop beating around the bush and just tell me.
Jay: *sighs* When I tell you're going to get mad but here it goes *tells her what happen backstage* and that's why she's doing this. 
Bey: *calmly angry* If you weren't holding him I would slap the shit out of you-
Jay: I know you're upset but-
Bey: *hold up right hand and taps her ring* What happen to honesty?? Huh??
Jay: I should have told you-

Bey: Is there something else that I don't know that I should?
Jay: No. That's it.
Mark(Jay's lawyer): Actually there is. 
Bey & Jay: What?
Mark: Chrissy is saying that she's pregnant and Jay is the father.
Jay: What the fuck???
Bey: *eyes get watery* *looks at Jay* 
Jay: Bey, I haven't touched that girl since you and I got back together!!! I need you to believe me!! *grabs her hand*
Bey: *snatches* Don't touch me! 
Jay: Mark, can you give us a minute?
Mark: Sure thing. *leaves*
Bey: Did you have sex with her?
Jay: NO!!! Not since we got back together!! I told you that I would never cheat you again..

Bey: *believes him* When you were with her did you use condoms?
Jay: Why you ask that?
Bey: Because IF she is pregnant she could be months pregnant. YOU could be the father of her demon bastard baby. Now did you use condoms?
Jay: *looks scared* *looks away* Sometimes.
Bey: *gets angry* Sometimes??? Jay-
Jay: I'm sorry Beyonce-
Bey: You had unprotected with her and turn around do the same with me??? What is wrong with you?? If I have ANYTHING that's yo ass!! You need to get tested!!! Until then I'm not kissing you and you damn sure ain't getting any-


*the detectives and Mark walk in*


Mark: It's time to talk Jay!
Detective 1(man): Well well. Never thought Mr. JayZ would have to result to rape.
Detective 2(woman): Cute little boy.
Bey: *takes Jayden from Jay* Thank you. 
Jay: Are you leaving? 
Bey: Yes-
Jay: *grabs her hand* Can you just stay here please? I need you to stay. 
Detective 1: Aaaaaaw! Look at the gangster rapper and his needs.
Jay: *side eyes him* Can you stay please? 
Bey: *sighs* Yeah. I'll be in the car.  

Jay: *kisses Jayden's forehead*
Bey: *goes to the car* 


(Jay)
Bey left. I was a little happy that she didn't go back home. I'm more worried about me and baby girl than this false shit that Chrissy is doing to me. I sat in the chair and let the questioning begin. The male detective was a bitch. The female was more chill than he was. They asked me stupid questions about this. I told them why she was accusing me. They asked even more questions. They said that I dug myself into a bigger whole. They asked me asked "Why rape when you have Beyonce". Which is my point exactly. They said that they have evidence that I raped her. And I'm confused because how is do they have evidence when I never raped the bitch. If they had REAL evidence why am I just now being arrested. They're going off of what she's saying. They kept questioning. Mark got me out of a lot questions. Fuck. Now that I think about Chrissy could be pregnant. Shit! I pray that I'm not the father. Me and Bey will be over for sure. I really pissed Bey off this time. The look on her face said it all. She barely said anything. The questions went on for hours. It didn't really get anywhere. They finally let me go. I talked to Mark for a little bit. I left and called Bey.




Jay: Hey. Where you at?
Bey: At McDonalds. 
Jay: Ohh. Can you bring me something?
Bey: I should let your black ass starve. 
Jay: Come on Bey. I haven't eaten all day-
Bey: Fine. Bye. *she hangs up* 


*Jay waited outside for Bey and she pulled up 10 minutes later. She gets out and gets in the passenger side and Jay get in the drivers seat* 


Jay: Bey-
Bey: What?
Jay: *looks into here eyes*  I'm sorry babe. I really am. 
Bey: I don't wanna hear it-
Jay: You believe me when I say I didn't I touch that girl right?
Bey: *silent and looks out the window*
Jay: Beyonce?
Bey: *looks at him* What?
Jay: Do you believe me? 
Bey: Yeah. I guess. 
Jay: Come on Bey. I need you on my side right now-
Bey: Did I not wait all these hours in the car for you?
Jay: I-
Bey: Can you just take me home?....By the way we're getting test tomorrow.
Jay: *starts the car up and pull off* That was fast. You're serious about this.
Bey: YES!*realizes that Jayden was sleep* Yes. I'm serious. I don't even want you to stay over tonight. 
Jay: For real? Damn. Can I take Jayden at least?
Bey: Yeah I guess. 


*It's a week later. Bey and Jay haven't their results back yet. They haven't touched each other at all. The media calmed down about the allegations. Both of their families knows what's going on. It's Jay's court date. Bey, Mama Tina and Mama Gloria showed up. Chrissy was on the stand* 


Chrissy: *tells her side of the story* 
Bey: *whispers* Delusional ass! Those tears are more fake than that synthetic ass weave.
Chrissy's Lawyer: *shows a video of a man and chrissy walking out of a hotel*
Jay: That is NOT me!!!! I'm not that short!!! 
Judge: Looks like you to me. 
Mark: You cannot see his face. The video is recorded from the back. 
Mama Gloria: *whispers* That is not him!!
Judge: You know what. Just because you're this famous rapper doesn't mean you get off easy. I really don't like you or you're lyrics-
Jay: That doesn't mean raped or even touched-
Judge: Shut up! Speak when I ask you to speak. 
Jay: *sighs* *bites lip in angry* 
Judge: The proof is there. The finger prints, the semen, you  slept with her on the side and she wouldn't leave and then you raped her. You Shawn Carter are GUILTY!!!! 
Jay: I DIDN'T RAPE THAT GIRL!!!! 
Judge: Take him away!! Get him outta my court room!!!


*Jay gets arrested. Chrissy has this smirk on her face. Bey is mad and sad. They walk out of the court room and Bey and Chrissy bump into each other*


Bey: Let me see you outside this court room and you gone get an ass beatin like never before. 
Chrissy: *whispers in Bey's ear* I got the last laugh bitch. Everyone knows that he didn't rape me. Tell Jay not to drop the soap! *laughs* 
Bey: *tries to rush Chrissy* YOU BITCHHHHHHHH!!!
Mama Tina: *grabs Bey* Stop Beyonce!!! God doesn't ugly!!!


*2 hours later* 


Solo: You know what I say! BEAT DAT ASS!!
Kelly: You could get caught up too Bey. Don't!!
Ty: Bitch!! Shut up!!! Does 03 Bonnie and Clyde mean anything to you!!! Beyonce if you don't beat her ass I WILL beat yo ass!!
Michelle: Lets pray about it!
Angie: Get the fuck outta my truck!!
Michelle: Bey, you shouldn't go through with this. 
Bey: *silence*
Michelle: Bey?
Bey: Girl shut the fuck up I'm tryna think!!
Michelle: Ask God-
Solo: Giiiiiiiiiiiiirl! BYE!!!!
Michelle: Dear God-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Bey:  I'll be back! *gets out of the car*
Ty: Yessssssss!!!! Fuck this hoe up!! I'm not gone miss this shit!! *gets out of the car* 
Angie: CH! I'm coming too! *gets out*
Solo: Welp, Come on y'all. *gets out* We all going!


*They all get out of the car and knock on Chrissy door*


Chrissy: Coming! Who is it?
Ty: UPS!
Chrissy: *opens door*
Bey: Surprise BITCH!!!!!




To Be Fucking Continued!!!!


I would say sorry for the typos buuuuuuut I really DGAF. Lol





Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Jupiter Love



*They rush out of the house. The car was silent. Bey and Jay scared. They didn't what was going on. Bey was crying silently. Jay was holding her hand as he was driving. They get to the hospital and the doctor just walked up to Mama Tina and Matthew* 

Bey: Doctor, is my son okay?? *wipes tears*
Doctor: His throat is swollen. Blocking his airwaves causing the shortness of breathe. He had an allergic reaction to the apple sauce. He's severely allergic to anything that has to do with apples!!!
Jay: Is he okay?
Doctor: Yes. He's okay. We gave him medication to get rid of the swelling. The swelling hasn't fully gone down. He is breathing a little bit better. We wanna keep him over night to monitor him.
Bey: Can we see him please?
Doctor: Of course. Follow me. 




*Bey and Jay follow the doctor to see Jayden*


Bey: Aaaaaw! *cries* My babyyyy! 
Jay: *holds her from the back* Baby, stop crying. He's gone be okay. 
Bey: Jay, look at him. *wipes tears* He look so helpless and I can't help him.
Jay: *kisses her neck* Bey, the doctor just said that he's okay and his swelling is going down. I know you're scared and I'm scared too. You just gotta trust the doctor but most of all you gotta trust God. Lil man is gone be just because his daddy is Shawn Carter.
Bey: *wipes tears* Oh Lord.....I know you're right but, I just wanna hold him. 
Jay: And we will tomorrow. When we take him home..
Bey: Out of all things to be allergic to. Apples! 
Jay: Lil man gone miss out on a lot of good food!
Bey: I just want him to be a normal kid. 
Jay: Babe, he's gone be fine. He just can't eat apples. Stop worrying so much. 
Bey: I can't help but worry. It's a natural reaction- 
Jay: *turns her around* Look babe. He's fine! Okay? Relax. We're gonna take him home tomorrow-
Bey: But-
Jay: What I did just say? 
Bey: That he's okay. 
Jay: Alright then. Gimme kiss! 
Bey: *kisses him* 
Jay: *sits in the chair and puts Bey in his lap. Facing Jayden* You see his lil chest moving up and down?  He's breathing fine. 
Bey: Yeahh..He's getting so big...I cant wait until he starts walking and talking. 
Jay: I can wait! *chuckles* He's gonna get into to everything. He's gone be a busy lil boy! 
Bey: He's the perfect little mixture of the two us. One day he looks just like me and then the next day he looks just like you. 
Jay: I can't wait until I teach him how to be a player like me. *chuckles*
Bey: That's what you won't do. *giggles*....Jay?
Jay: Yeah?
Bey: What do you think about baby number two?
Jay: Baby number two? Bey baby. Jayden is only 3 months old. 
Bey: I know. I want our kids to be close in age and in friendship. 
Jay: Babe. That's gone be hectic Bey. You being pregnant and Jayden will be barely walking-
Bey: We'll be able to handle it. 
Jay: Don't you have a world tour coming up? 
Bey: I can always push it back.
Jay: You already pushed it. 
Bey: Do you not want to have another baby, Jay?
Jay: Of course I do. But I think we should get married before we have another kid. I don't wanna rush and get married just to have another baby.
Bey: Why do we have to be married? We have Jayden and we aren't married. 
Jay: We don't have to be, but I would like to be.
Bey: I understand but-
Jay: But what? 
Bey: Babe I just want them to close.
Jay: It doesnt matter when we have the second baby; they're gonna be close regardless! It's all in how we raise them. Look at you and Solange. Y'all are 5 years apart. Y'all are TOO close.
Bey: It seems like you dont wanna have another baby.
Jay: It's not that. It's just that I have to go back on the road. It's bad timing. When I'm done touring; you have to go on your own tour.
Bey: Speaking of your tour. I wanna go with you.
Jay: Hell nah. Outta the question!
Bey: Whyyyy?
Jay: Babe, Jayden doesnt need to be traveling like that. 
Bey: He's gonna be fine remember!
Jay: BeyoncĂ©, I said no. 
Bey: And I said yes!
Jay: *shakes head* Why you always gotta be so difficult?
Bey: I'm not being difficult babe. I just wanna go with you. I'm gonna miss you and so is Jayden. 
Jay: Bey, Imma fly back home on my days off. 
Bey: It's not the same babe. What about the days when you're not at home? 
Jay: You'll be fine babe. You're a great mother-
Bey: And you're a great father too, but that's not gonna stop from going with you.
Jay: Babe, I already said no.
Bey: Jay, why not?
Jay: I'm not gone keep repeating myself. No.
Bey: Nothing is gonna happen to him-
Jay: Alright fine. If you come Iont wanna hear you complain about shit.
Bey: Do I ever complain?
Jay: You really want me to answer that? *chuckles
Bey: *giggles* Okay...When do we leave?
Jay: Tomorrow night.
Bey: Tomorrow night??
Jay: Dont start complaining already Bey. I'mma change my mind. 
Bey: Alright alright. Where are we going? 
Jay: Umm. Florida I believe..
Bey: Oooooo! 
Jay: I don't know what you're ooooing for. You won't see shit but the hotel suite! You gone be on baby duty. 
Bey: Aww damn! I forgot about Jayden. *giggles*
Jay: *chuckles and shake his head* That's a damn shame. Forgot about your own son. 
Bey: Blah. Blah. Blah! *giggles* How much more of touring is left?
Jay: About 2 months. 
Bey: Do you have shows back to back?
Jay: Yeah a few shows are back to back. 

*Bey and Jay continue talking and watching Jayden until visiting hours are over. They let Mama Tina and Matthew know what was going on and they left before Bey and Jay did. They get to Bey's house and her and Jay pack Jaydens and Bey's things.*

(Jay) 
It's midnight. All this packing got me tired. I haven't sex with Bey in months! I wanna fuck the living shits outta her right now. But I already know that she's isn't the mood. Shit! Imma get her in the mood. I was laying behind her. I slid my hand from her thigh to her titties. I kissed her neck. 

Bey: Not tonight babe. I'm exhausted. 
Jay: Bey, come on. *grabs her cooch* Why you playing? *sucks her neck*
Bey: *slight moan* Stop Jay. I'm not in the mood. *moves his hand*
Jay: Beyonce, we haven't sex at all-
Bey: I know babe. I promise next time. *yawns* I'm all yours. 
Jay: *sighs* *turns over*
Bey: So you're not gonna hold me now?
Jay: *silence* 
Bey: Jay? 
Jay: *turns around and holds her* Good night.
Bey: I love you.
Jay: Love you too. 

*They go to sleep. They wake up at 8am to get Jayden from hospital. He's perfectly fine. After they get Jayden they go to Jay's house so that he can pack some of his things. They then go get some food before going to airport.(6:00 flight). They arrive in Florida at 8:45. They get to their hotel suite*

Bey: *feeding Jayden* What time is your show tomorrow babe? 
Jay: *taking his jacket off* Uhhh. 8 I think. Why?
Bey: Just curious that's all. 
Jay: Ohh. Well I'mma take a shower while you feed him.
Bey: Alright.

*Jay goes to take a shower and comes out with a towel wrapped around his waist 15 minutes later. Bey was in Jay's tshirt laying under the covers next to Jayden*

Jay: Uhhh! What you doing? 
Bey: Shhhhh! He's sleeping. 
Jay: I see that. Why does it look like your going to sleep with him?
Bey: That's because I am. 
Jay: Not an option! 
Bey: What do you mean by that?
Jay: You're about to find out. Where is the baby monitor?
Bey: In his suit case. Jay, what are you doing? 
Jay: *gets baby monitor* Hand me Jayden.
Bey: *confused* Why? What-
Jay: Stop asking questions and give him here. 
Bey: *gives Jayden to Jay* 


*Jay puts Jayden in the other bedroom and turns the baby monitor on. He came into him and Bey's room. Bey was just dozing off. Jay pulled the covers back and pulled her by her ankles to edge of the bed.* 

Bey: Jay, what are you doing??
Jay: About to get some pussy. 
Bey: Is that why you put him in the other room?
Jay: Mhmm. *removes towel* Its pussy time. 
Bey: Is that so!? Who said that I was giving you any?
Jay: This dick said so! Now STRIP! 
Bey: Whats the magic word?
Jay: Right fuckin NOW! 
Bey: That didn't sound like a "please". 
Jay: Stop fuckin playing wit me!!
Bey: Okaaaaay! *gets naked* 
Jay: Look at them fat pussy lips! Oooooo SHIT! Spread them legs! 
Bey: *spreads legs* 
Jay: Mhmm! Play wit that pussy for daddy. 
Bey: *rubs her clit* Come and get it! 
Jay: *strips, gets between her legs* *tongues her down* 

(Jay)
I got on top of her and tongued her DOWN! She wrapped her arms around my neck. My dick was getting hard just by being body to body. I started sucking all over her neck. I was sucking nice and slow. Just right to get her pussy wet. She was breathing heavy and moaning in my ear. Shit was making my dick even harder. I took my dick and rubbed up and down her wet pussy. It feel good as hell. I haven't had this pussy in forever. I'm fuckin her brains out tonight. When I was rubbing my dick against her pussy she got wetter! She wanted it! I stopped. I licked her lips. Trailed my tongue  down the middle of her titites. I sucked both of her tittes as I was massage that pussy of mine. She kept moaning. I left hickey all over her stomach. I kissed and sucked the top of her pussy. I love how she keeps it clean and waxed for a nigga. I kissed her fat lips. She moaned. I made her spread her legs further. I licked her pussy up and down. Then I sucked it lightly as I was massaging it. She was getting even more wet. She moaning and rubbing my head. "Yesss daddy just like that". She moaned. I opened her pussy lips and started licking. I sucked each lip. Then I stuck my whole tongue inside of her. She gripped the sheets and arched her back. I wiggled my tongue around inside of her. She couldnt take it. She tried running. "No more. No more!" I grabbed her by her ass and smacked it. "Stop fucking running". Then I put my tongue back inside. She moaned again and told me make her cum. I tongue fucked her fast. I felt her cumming. I watched her cum ooze out like a water facet. 

Bey: My turn. 

(Bey) 
I made Jay sit at the edge of the bed. I got on my knees. He was hard as a rock. I swear his dick got bigger. I kissed the head of his dick. I licked it slowly. I wanted to tease him. I started suck the tip. Nice and slow. "Stop teasing me! Put in ya mouth!" I told him to be patient!I licked it up and down and all around. I put some saliva on it to get it moist. I started to suck him up. Slow. "ooooo shit" "yeaaaah baby suck daddy's dick just like that". He held my head as I was sucking him. He gripped my hair with his right hand. He kept moaning and bitting his bottom lip. He grew harder. The veins in his dick started popping up. I sped it up. He fell back onto the bed and grabbed a pillow to cover his face. I guess he bite down onto it. I lifted his dick and sucked his balls. He loved that. I started to deep throat! I moved my head in circles. "oh fuck! I'm bouta nut!"  He popped up and gripped my hair. He slowly thrusted inside of mouth. He nutted in my mouth. I swallowed it. 

Jay: Oooo fuck! You made me bust a nut quick as fuck! 
Bey: I'm good at what I do! *winks* 
Jay: *pulls her onto his lap* You ready for this dick?
Bey: Mhmmm. *bites lip* 

(Jay) 
I rolled on top of her. She spread her legs. I played with the pussy and kissed her at the same time. She was wet as fuck and ready for the dick! "Oww oww owww!" I hurt her. I couldn't go deep yet. "Sorry! Want me to stop?" I asked. "No! Just go slow. It's been a while." I kissed her forehead. "You got it baby!" I continued to make way inside her pussy. She was tight as fuck. I had to spread her legs wide as they could go to make it a little easier. She was moaning in pain. I kissed her with her passion to take the attention off of the pain she was feeling. She had tears in her eyes. "Why you crying babe?" "it just hurts a little. Keep going!" she said. "Are you sure? We can stop if Im hurting you" "No babe, I'm fine. Don't stop!" I kept trying to go deep. It took a few minutes. I gotta pretty huge dick! I finally went deep. I started stroking her at a medium pace. She was moaning and saying my name. I sucked her neck while I was stroking. She had her arms wrapped around my neck. I took her hands from around my neck and I put them above her head. I interlocked our fingers. I slowed my strokes down and kissed her slowly. You could hear how wet she was by each stroke. I stopped kissing her and played with her pussy. "sssssssss" ! She moaned! "mmmmm Jay baby. You feel so gooooooooooood!" She dug her nails into my back. Scratching me up. I put both of her legs over my shoulders and went deep. I was swirling in that pussy. Slowly, then at a medium pace, then I sped it up. She couldn't handle it. She started screaming my name and tryna run from the dick. "Shut up! You're too loud! Take this dick!" is what I told her! "Im sorryyyyyyyyyyy!" She replied. Then I just went HAM on her pussy. I was sweating like I just ran a mile. She kept screaming loud as fuck. She tried grabbing a pillow. I threw it on the pillow in the floor. I wanted to see her love faces. I covered her mouth with my hand. Then she bit the shit outta my hand. "shit Bey! Get the pillow" She put the pillow over her face to drown out her screams! I was still going hard and fast as I could! I looked down at my dick going in and out. She was still screaming through the pillow! She came! Her body was shaking uncontrollably. Her cum was creamy! She came a lot! I wasn't finished tho. After 10 minutes in that position I busted a nut.  

(Bey) 
Shit. That was amazing. "Ride this dick". Jay laid on his back and climbed on top of him. I slid down nice and slow. The further Jay was inside of me his moans grew deeper. "no hands" he said. I started grinding on him slowly. He was all up in my ocean. He's big, long, wide, and fat. He placed his hands on my boobs as I was riding. "Mmm shit!" "ride this dick baby". He put his hands behind his head and watched me ride him. I rode him faster. He held my ass guiding me. I was going crazy! It felt so fuckin GOOD! I was breathing heavy, moaning, saying his names. He smacked my ass repeatedly. He'll leave his hand print on my ass. I rode him as fast I could. I was outta breathe and covered in sweat. He was moaning and grunting. He gripped my waist and started thrusting in and out slowly. I was getting wetter and wetter. He was making me pull my hair. He gripped my ass as he went in and out. "make me cum daddy!" . He heard that and thrusted as fast as he possibly good. I couldn't get my words out. I wanted to scream and shout but the words wouldn't leave my body. I bite down on my bottom lip and closed my eyes. My body started to tremble. I was reaching my peek. I clasped on Jay as I was having an orgasm. I squirted. He kept thrusting, which prolonged my orgasm and causing more cum to ooze out of me. He was thrusting in and out fast. My body was weak. I was laying on top still. After 5 minutes Jay finally got his nut. He flipped me over and put me all fours. He went deep. He had his hand on both of my ass cheeks and stroked me slowly. "Daddy's dick feels good...Huh". I simply said "mhmm" and moaned. "What you say. I can't hear you" he said. "Yessss. Daddy's dick feels so fucking good". He sped it. All I could do was moan and breathe heavy. Jay was doing the same. Sweat was between us both. I threw it back. I rode him doggy style. "Yeah give daddy that pussy baby" He slapped. I went faster. All he could say was "Fuuuuuuck!". He couldn't handle I was giving him, so he clasped on me while keeping the dick inside. "I missed this pussy". He then rode my ass. Every minute he increased and decrease the pace. He smacked, gripped and grabbed my ass. I shouted into the pillow that my face was buried in. He mounted my ass up and spread my legs. He held my waist and moved me up and down. Each time he reached my stomach I gasped. What my body was feeling CANNOT be described. I was reaching another peek. I came and there was yet another orgasm. I bit into the pillow. It ripped. Jay came right after I did. 


(Jay)
After that last nut. I flipped her on her back again. I made her knees touch her ears. I licked her pussy fast. I stock my tongue inside. She was tryna run but she couldn't. I sucked her up until she came in my mouth. I licked my two finger and then I rubbed my dick head. I took my dick and ran it up and down her wet pussy. "Jaaaaayyyy"  She didn't like me teasing her. I put her knees back to her ears. I went deep. I was thrusting at regular pace. Her eyes rolled to back of her head. I went HAM. She started screaming. "Shut the fuck up. If you wake Jayden up I'mma hurt you" is what I said. "Okaaaaaay" was her response. I played with pussy while I was beatin it up. She gripped the sheets in between her fingers. She was moaning my name and calling me daddy. I was breathing heavy. I slowed down. I swirled my dick into her slowly but hard at the same time. Then I stroked into her. "Im cuuuuummmmiinnnngggg". I heard that and sped up my swirls. She squirted. She soaked up the bed. She was having an intense orgasm. I stopped and watched her. It turned me on even more. I busted a nut. 


(Bey)
My body feels like I ran 5 marathons. I cannot take this. Jay got up and put his back against the head board and he put me top. He put himself inside of me. His legs were crossed Indian style. I wrapped my legs around him. He kissed me nice and slow. He rubbed my clit and sucked my neck all over. I moaned in his ears. He sucked both of my boobs. Leaving hickeys around my nipples. He looked me in my eyes and told me be still while he pleases me. He held my waist. He slightly lifted me up. He rotated into me. "I love it daddy! I whispered into his right ear. I sucked and licked his neck all over. Covering his neck in hickeys. He was breathing in my ear. He was going in a little faster. My left hand was holding the back of his head while my right hand scratched his back all the up. He held onto my ass and squeezed it. After 10 minutes we both cam at the same time. It was strong and powerful. That was end of this sex episode. 


Bey: Jay...that was....ummm.
Jay: I know. You don't have to say anything. 
Bey: I can't feel my body. 
Jay: Daddy put in work huh?
Bey: Yes daddy did. *kisses him* Thank you. 
Jay: No. Thank YOU! 
Bey: Can you go check on Jayden please?


(Jay) 
Baby got from on top of me and laid down. I got up threw on my draws and went to check on my baby boy. He was sound asleep. How in the world did sleep through all of that? He is just like his mama. Sleep through anything. I went back to where Bey was. I walked in and Bey was knocked the fuck out. Passed out. Laying on her back butt ass naked. She was lightly snoring. It made chuckle a little. I  put my shirt on her and laid behind her and went to sleep. The following night my show was great. The best one so far. The power of Bey's pussy. The next 2 months of my tour went great. Bey and I had sex almost every night. We were on our home; my place. When we got pulled over by the police.


Bey: Jay what did you do?
Jay: I didn't do anything. We're about to find out though. 
Officer: License and registration please.  
Jay: Why did you pull us over sir?
Officer: License and registration. 
Jay: Bey, get it out of the glove compartment. 
Bey: *gets it and hands it to Jay* 
Jay: *hands it to the officer* Is there a problem sir?
Officer: Step off the vehicle sir. 
Bey: Is that really necessary?
Officer: No one was talking to you ma'am. Shut up. 

Jay: Aye you don't need to talk to her like that. 
Officer: Step of the vehicle. Last time I'll ask. 
Jay: *unbuckles his seat belt* This is some bullshit. *gets out*
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for the rape of Chrissy Jones. Put your hands behind your back.






To Be Fucking Continued.....