You Need A Plummer

*Jay goes to tell Matthew that Bey's getting dressed. Bey comes out 5 minutes later* 


Bey: What do you want Matthew?  

Jay: Imma give y'all a minute!

Bey: No! Stay!

Matthew: Good! Leave!

Jay: Nigga! What the fuck! This is my house! You can leave! 

Bey: Jay baby! Please! Every time to you get upset and yell the baby starts kicking a lot! 

Matthew: You need to learn some respect boy! 

Jay: Respect? *walks towards him, Bey is standing in front of him trying to prevent a fight* You don't even have respect for your daughter! Why the fuck would I respect you!?

Bey: Baby-

Matthew: You don't respect her! You cheat on her every chance you get! 

Bey: Dad-

Jay: *trying to get pass Bey* That ain't none of your business-

Matthew: You know damn well you ain't gone take care that baby! I listen to your lryics! You ain't shit! My daughter deserves better!

Jay: *still trying to get passed Bey* Who are you to-Bey can you and ya big ass stomach move!

Bey: No!

Jay: Who are you to say who or what she deserves? Are you God muh fu-

Bey: Jay watch your mouth!

Jay: *looks down at her* Are you God? You ain't shit nigga! Calling ya own daughter a hoe! 

Matthew: You don't even love her! What kind of a man puts his hands on a woman? What-

Jay: You like bringing up old shit! You know damn WELL you put ya hands on Bey's mom at least once. Don't try to act like you a fuck-

Bey: Jay, stop cursing!

Jay: Baby? Shut up! Let me say what I got to say!

Matthew: Don't talk to my daughter like that! Beyonce is that what you put up with?

Bey: I-

Jay: Baby?

Bey: What?

Jay: Shut up! 

Bey: *laughs* *rolls eyes*

Matthew: You-

Jay: You're not a FUCKIN saint! You know you hit her mom before, cheated on her more than once! If you a man then you cheated! You always feel the need to stick ya ugly ass in our business! You only in it for the money-

Bey: Okay Jay! That's it! You said enough! 

Jay: Nah! I ain't done yet! He needs to be stood up to! He ain't gone down talk me no fuckin more-

Bey: Anymore babe, anymore.

Jay: Don't correct me right now country bumpkin! Yo dad has had enough say in our relationship! That shit has come to an end as of RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!

Bey: Jay I-

Jay: Handle it or I will!

Bey: Okay. 

Jay: *smacks her ass* I'm serious!

Bey: Owww! Okaaaay! Jay, go in the room!

Jay: Ight! Gimme kiss so I can lower my blood pressure! 

Bey: *kisses him*

Jay: *tongues her down* Make it fast. Daddy is exhausted!

Bey: Alright babe. Can you run me some bath water please baby? 

Jay: Yeah. 

Bey: With the lavender bubbles!

Jay: Im not taking a bath in lavender shit! 

Bey: Just do it.

Jay: *walks towards the room*

She got me taking lavender baths and shit! I can't even take a nap wit my baby mama without a peasant ass nigga ruining shit!

Bey: Jay?

Jay: Huh?

Bey: Shut the hell up!

Jay: *laughs* alright! When you leave I be talkin again.

Bey: *shakes her head* 

*Jay goes to the bathroom in their bedroom and runs some bath water. And Bey talks to her father* 

Matthew: Can WE talk now?

Bey: What is there to talk about?
Matthew: Can we sit and talk?
Bey: *rolls eyes* I guess.

*They shit on the couch*

Matthew: Look I wanna apologize for telling Jay what I did. You were right. It was wrong and it wasn't my place nor it any of my business-

Bey: It wasn't. You always have something negative to say. No matter how happy Jay and I are; you find a way to take the joy-

Matthew: I know and I'm sorry but I still don't think you need to be with-

Bey: How can you "apologize" and then turn around and do very same thing you're apologizing for? That defeats the purpose of apologizing doesn't it?
Matthew: Yeah maybe but as a father I want to protect-

Bey: Protect me? From what? If you haven't noticed I'm a grown woman. How can you "protect me" from being loved? You think that relationships are suppose be picture perfect and shit. This isn't a lame sitcom. Yes I'm in the public eye but I'm  human and being so I'm gonna take Jay no matter what. He cheated on me, put his hands on me, lied and did everything else any other man does and I take him because I'M A HUMAN BEING. 

Matthew: You-

Bey: If you were this great protective father then how could you think of me in that way? I suppose you can think whatever you want but keep your negative thoughts to yourself. Why did you even tell him that when you KNOW he's IS the father?

Matthew: Because he doesn't deserve you. I can't stand the thought you two being together. He isn't the right person for you..

Bey: So you would rather me raise a baby on my own and be miserable? I guess that's how much you love me right? As you can see Jay and I still together and stronger then you could ever imagine. He isn't a little boy, if there's something bothering him he tells me unlike you; going behind my back spreading false information.

Matthew: See Beyonce, he has bamboozled you. You're getting smart with me and you've changed.

Bey: *rolls eyes* You're ridiculous. Did I change or did I just stop acting like you wanted me to? I let you control me, what I do, how I do it, and everything else for too damn long. You can tell Solange what do to but NOT me. You're my father but I have my own life-
Matthew: I get that, but you just let Jay talk to me in a disrespectful manor. I don't like it.
Jay: *yelling from the room* Nigga, I'mma grown ass!
Bey: Yeah what he said.
Matthew: See! What-
Bey: I can't control what comes out of his mouth. He loves me so if he knows that I'm being hurt by someone even if that person is my own dad then he's going to say what he wants, defend and protect me the why I should be.
Jay: *yelling from the room* Yeah that's right Bey. You let him know baby.
Bey: Ohhh I'm letting him
Jay: *yelling from the room* Yeahhhhh set that nigga straight!
Bey: Alright you can shut up now. I got it Jay. 
Matthew: Beyonce-
Bey: Look, if you can't accept and respect Jay's and I relationship then you-
Matthew: You gone choose him over me?
Bey: You made that decision when you disrespected Jay! And myself most importantly. You can choose to either accept it or miss out your grandchild's life, because if you can't show some respect for this relationship then I don't want you around my child. 
Matthew: Wow. I never thought I'd see this day..
Bey: *stands up* Yeah I didn't see a lot of things coming. You can let yourself out. Lock my door when you take your much wanted exist.

*Bey goes to their bedroom. Jay is digging in his night stand* 

Bey: Babe *sniff*

Jay: *turns around* Baby why are you crying? *walks to her*

Bey: *sniffs* Can you just hold me tight please? *sniff*

Jay: Aww babe. Come here. *hugs her, puts his chin on the top of her head* It's okay. 

Bey: *buries her face in his chest and cries* Jaaaaay! How could he?

Jay: I don't know the answer to that. But sometimes people aren't going to be want you them to be. It's nothing you can do about it babe. I'm here for you always, and that's all that matters. 

Bey: *cries* I know but after all of this time I thought he would get over it. 

Jay: What did you say to him?

Bey: That if cant handle us being together with the baby on its way, or if he can't respect you-until he comes to his senses and realizes that you aren't going anywhere, then I don't wanna to talk him.

Jay: *pulls back, looks in her eyes* Bey I didnt mean for you to disown him.

Bey: I know! But it needed to be done. And if he wants to miss out on his grandchild's life that's life his lost not mine.

Jay: I'm sorry babe.

Bey: Don't worry about it. *wipes tears*

Jay: As long as I'm alive I'm gonna worry....Let's relax in the bathtub and forget about it. Alright *kiss her forehead*

Bey: Alright. 

*They go to the bathroom to take a nice relaxing bath. Jay gets in first, then he helps Bey get in. Bey sits between Jay's legs with her back against his chest.* 

Bey: Thank you babe. I love you.

Jay: Don't thank me for something that I'm suppose to do. I love you more babe.

Bey: *leans back and lays her head on his shoulder* This is the most relaxing thing ever. Taking a bath with my Pop Pop.

Jay: *puts both hands on her belly* I know. Nothing else matters right now but you and I. 

Bey: The baby is finally calm. Thank God. *giggles*

Jay: That's because his daddy is taking care of his mommy. *kisses her neck*

Bey: Hm. But the baby is a girl babe. I can feel it.

Jay: You may "feel" it but I know the baby is a boy. You just gotta accept it boo.

Bey: I cannot wait until November, so that you can hush. 

Jay: Can you believe this? Who woulda thought you'd be having my baby. I woulda never guessed this. Can you believe we're having a real life baby?

Bey: *giggles* No. Jay we're having a pretend life baby. I believed it when I woke up with this bump in front of me. *giggles*

Jay: I know, but are you as scared as I am?

Bey: Yeah. I am scared. A little. We're gonna be responsible for another innocent life. But I think that we'll be just fine as long as we keep the love between us. 
Jay: Yeah you're right. Our love will never die like I always tell you....Bey you know what I was thinking?
Bey: Oh no. I hope you didn't strain yourself too much.
Jay: I see you got jokes. But I was thinking that we should take pictures.
Bey: Don't we already do that? We have tons on the Mac-
Jay: Not that fooh. I'm talking about professional pictures. Like as a family. Me and you, then you and your family. Me and my family. And then everyone together.
Bey: I like that idea. Where would we do this?
Jay: At first I thought that we could do it right here in the house but an actual studio may be better.
Bey: I prefer a studio. All of them in here? Getting on my nerves? No thanks. *giggles* When do you wanna do this?
Jay: Were doing it on the 8th.
Bey: Huh?
Jay: I already set it up. 
Bey: So you just knew that I would agree huh? Does my family know?
Jay: Yes ma'am. They do.
Bey: Even Kelly and Michelle?
Jay: Mhmm. 
Bey: Wow-
Jay: Yeah I know. I'm the man. *chuckles*
Bey: Yeah, you the man. 
Jay: Let me show you.
Bey: How are you gonna show me?
Jay: Like this *kisses her passionately* 
Bey: *lost in his kiss* Umm..
Jay: Let's take this to the bed. 
Bey: Can you help me up and out?


*Jay helps Bey's pregnant ass out of the bath tub. They go to the bed. Jay lays on the bed and pulls Bey on his lap and goes deep*


Bey: *gasps* Be gentle this time babe. 
Jay: *holding her waist and thrusts slowly* Mmm. I got you ma.
Bey: Ohhhh Jayyy. Make love to me baby. *moans*
Jay: Oooo shit. Yo pussy throbbing. *moans* 
Bey: Jaaaaay, *moans* You're soooo biiiiiiiiggggg! Mmmm *grabs her boobs* 
Jay: I *thrust* love *thrust* you *thrust* Beyonce *thrust*
Bey: Mmmm mmmm mmmm. I mmm loooove youuu toooo Shaaaawn. *moans* *meets his thrust* 
Jay: *stops thrusting* Yeah, ride it baby.

Bey: *riding slowly* Ahhhh. You're...*moans*...in....*moans*..my stomach.

Jay: Mhmmmmm. *moans* This my pussy Bey?

Bey: *bites lips* *eyes shut* Yesssss daddy. Its yours..*moans*

*10 minutes later*

Bey: Oooooo! Make me cum baby. *moans* 

Jay: *grabs her waist and beats it up* *grunts*

Bey: AHHHHH AHHH MMM HHMMM HMMM *pulls her hairs* Okay okay. Stop stop!!! *moans*

Jay: You need daddy dick Bey? *grunts*

Bey: Yess baby. *moans* uhh! I need it baby. *moans* I need it.

Jay: *strokes* Fuuuuuck! This pussy feel gooooood! *grunts* 

Bey: Yesssss daddyyyy.. Im cumminggggggg *cums* *orgasm* Hmmm ahhhhh mmmm. Shit. *licks her lips* 

*5 Minutes later* 

Bey: Shiiiit Jay. Cum already. I caaaaant *moans* take thisssss.. *moans*

Jay: Hol up baby. Almost there...*moans* Here *thrust* I *thrust* come *thrust* *cums* Oooooo SHIT girl.

Bey: *deep breath* Finally! 

Jay: I'm not done yet. 

Bey: I can barely breathe on a regular basis..You're trying to kill me.

Jay: Ohhhhhh hush!

*Jay lays Bey on her side and gets behind her. Lifts her lift leg up. Take his "ego" and rubs it up and down Bey cooch* 

Bey: Oooo. *moans* Jayyyyy. Stop teasing me. 

Jay: You ain't ready for this dick. *hits her cooch w/ his penis*

Bey: Yesss. I'm reaaadddyyyy. Put it in me deep. *Jay goes deep* *moans* *Jays takes it out* Shawn Corey Carter if you don't stop playing with my hormones you will never be able to have sex EVER AGAIN!!!

Jay: *goes deeps* How you want it? Fast or slow? * starts thrusting* 

Bey: *moans* iiiiiiii *moans* waaaant boooooth *moans* 

(Bey) 

After I said that. Jay took control. He showed my poor vagina no mercy. He started beating it up like never before. I felt pain and and pleasure. I loved pain as much as I loved the pleasure. He was thrusting in and out of me so quickly. Each time he went in I got wetter and wetter. He was breathing heavy and grunting in my ear. That turned me on even more. I came within 30 seconds. He was going deep. I felt every bit of him touching each one of my walls. The rawness. All I could do was scream, yell, moan. I couldn't handle it. I reached for a pillow to drown out my screams but my Pop Pop stopped me. He wanted to her me scream and shout. I bit the shit out of his arm. He went even harder and deep. He wasn't harming the baby. He was gentle all the time. He started rubbing my clit in circular motions slowly, then he sped it up. My body couldn't deal, I squirted. My body started to shake uncontrollably. I couldn't speak AT ALL. No words left my lips at the very intense moment. I was in heaven. I started gushing. Jay felt all of my wetness. "DAMN YO PUSSY IS SOAKING. YO SIT LEAKING" is what he said. He started stroking me slowly. It felt amazing; being the fact that I was soaking wet. Were we covered in sweat. I kept screaming his name loud. He was whispering "say my name" in my ear in a deep, sexy, raspy tone. After he whispered in my ear he licked and sucked my neck. He starting massaging my clit again as he stroked me. I had yet another orgasm. My body was weaker than weak. I swear his dick gets bigger each time we make love. He came a few times, I could tell by the tone of his grunts. After his last nut he pulled out; got from behind me; put his face in vagina and blew my mind. He didn't just lick it or suck it. He ate it. He munched on it; like it was his last meal. This time I grabbed a pillow and bit down hard. I starting whining my hip. Which made it feel even better. He put his whole tongue inside of me and just left it there. The coldness on my vagina from me being so wet and the warmth from his tongue, and him breathing in and out felt GREAT. Like a white a Christmas in California. He started doing this crazy shit with his tongue and he was massaging my clit yet again. "mmmmm" I came. He didn't swallow it this time. He watch my body fluids ooze out of me. 

(Jay) 

After I ate that pussy up. I stood up and looked down at my dick that was still hard and throbbing. I had one last nut to bust. I wanted to bust it right in her mouth. I winked my eye, I bit my bottom lip and looked back down at Jay Jr. Indicating that I wanted her to suck my dick. I grabbed her by her ankles and gently drug her to the edge of the socking wet bed. I sat her up. I stood in front of her. She looked down at my dick, then back up at me. "put it in ya mouth" is what I told her. She licked the tip of my dick in circles. I was getting harder and harder each time he tongue circled. She grabbed my dick with her right hand and licked Jay Jr up and down. She likes teasing me. She spit on it to get it nice and wet. She jacked me nice and slow. Shit. A nigga was on cloud 44. She started sucking the tip. She was sucking it softly at first. Then she sucked it hard as fuck. She was sucking me up like she were a damn vacuum. She was massaging my big juicy balls as she sucked my dick head. She put more of her saliva on my dick. I knew she was getting ready to deep throat my shit. She put my dick in her mouth as far as she could without gagging herself. She bobbed her head back and forth. I bit down on my lip. I didn't wanna close my eyes, I wanted to watch my dick go in and out. It was hard to keep my eyes open, because she was sucking to fuckin good. She moved her head in circles. My veins grew larger. It was like her mouth was riding my dick. He lifted my dick up and sucked my balls. That shit made my knees weak. I felt like a lil bitch getting weak at the knees. I tried locking them. She put my dick back in he mouth. Her hair was getting in the way, so I grabbed it with both of my hand. I started fuckin her mouth slowly. " OH SHIT....FUCK.." are the only words I said. My thrust in her mouth were slow, long and strong. I felt my nut coming on so I sped it up. I grunted and my body got weak as my nut was reaching. I pulled out and busted a nut right there on her titties. I cleaned her off with the bed sheet. It needed to be washed anyway. Baby wet the bed. 

Jay: Damn girl. You got a nigga weak, sleepy and hungry as fuck.
Bey: That was A-MAZ-ING. I can't explain it. I don't even know how I had the energy to give you head.
Jay: You was suckin my dick RIGHT.
Bey: Well what can I say? *cocky smile*
Jay: I beat yo pussy UP! *does MJ foot work* Yeaaaaahhhh! That's my new beat it up dance. 
Bey: *crack up* Jay. What. The. Hell. Was. That? *cracks up* 
Jay: Why you always talking SHIT? *laughs* You don't be talking shit when I'm waxing that ass.
Bey: *giggles, looks away*
Jay: Bey, look at this.
Bey: *looks at Jay*
Jay: *flexes his arms, thrust his pelvis making his nuts bounce* *laughs* This is my other beat it up dance.
Bey: *laughs* Jay. Just stop babe. You need help ASAP. How the hell are you making it bounce like that?
*laughs*
Jay: exes his arms, thrust his pelvis making his nuts bounce* I. Beat. Up. The. Pussy. Up. I. Made. You. Squirt. I. Gave. You. Three. Orgasms. In. 30. Minutes. I. Am. The. Fucking. Man. 
Bey: *laughs* Can you stop doing that damn goofy ass dance?
Jay: *MJ beat it up dance* Not until you tell me that I beat it and put the dick down. 
Bey: *laughs* Okay babe. You beat it up. 
Jay: What else did I do?
Bey: You put the dick down baby.
Jay: Yeahhhhhh! You ain't going no where. You stuck with me for the rest of your life.
Bey: How do you figure that? *lays down* 
Jay: *lays next to her* Because of this DICK! You're too whipped boo. You know that another nigga can't hit it like I hit. Am I right or am I right? 
Bey: You're right. Now shut up. I'm going to sleep.
Jay: Who you talking to?
Bey: You nigga. *giggles*
Jay: *cracks up* Don't ever in yo life.

Bey: *giggles* What?
Jay: *chuckles* Nothing Bey. Lets go to sleep. 

*They go to sleep. They sleep for about 2 hours. Jay gets waken up by Bey's phone ringing*

Jay: Bey? Shut that phone up.

Bey: *snoring*

Jay: Shit. Let me not wake her up. *gets Beys phones* Hello?

Dr Brown: Hello, may I speak with Beyonce please?

Jay: She's sleeping. Who is this, i'll tell her that you called.

Dr Brown: Ohh well this is her doctor. Can you have her give me a ring when she awakens?

Jay: Well this is Jay. Is there a problem with her or the baby?
Dr Brown: Oh. I didn't even recognize your voice. But there is no problem. I was just calling to reschedule our appointment time tomorrow.
Jay: Ohh okay. Well, what time are you changing it too?
Dr Brown: Too 8:30.
Jay: 8:30 pm right? 
Dr Brown: No. Am.
Jay: Aww man. Bey isn't a morning person but alright. Sounds good.
Dr Brown: Okay. See you two in the morning. Bye, have a nice night.
Jay: You too. Bye.


*They hang up* 


Bey: *stretches, yawns* Who was that babe?
Jay: The doctor. She had to change the appointment time.
Bey: To when?
Jay: 8:30.
Bey: Isn't that a little late.
Jay: 8:30 in the morning.
Bey: IN THE MORNING! Jay why would you tell her 8 fuckin 30 in the damn morning. You gone have me up before Jesus Christ and the Mexicans.
Jay: I didn't pick the time. She did.
Bey:I don't give a damn. You could have told her ass no. 
Jay: How can I tell her no?
Bey: The same way you tell me no. It's not hard. 




*Bey talked Jay's ear until they bleed. Its now the next day. Morning. 6am. Jay's alarm just went off. He has to wake Bey the snoring bear*


Jay: Here it goes. * nudges Bey* Baby?....Bey..*taps her* Babe, it's time to wake up.
Bey: *rolls over with the look murder on her face* 
Jay: I'm sorry babe, but you have to get up.
Bey: *rolls back over* 
Jay: *gets up and walks over to Bey's side of the bed* Get up Bey. *reaches for her arm*
Bey: Jay if you touch me I'mma cut ya balls off and make you wear them ass ear rings.
Jay: *pulls her out the bed* Do it then. But I wanna hear my sons heart beat so you gotta get up.
Bey: *gets up* Jay I'm sooooo tired. 
Jay: I'm sorry. So I am. But when it's over and done with you can go back to sleep.


*They take a shower together, get dressed, eat cereal. The doctor arrives, Dr Brown did everything else now they're about to listen to the heart beat*




Baby's heart beat: boomboom boomboom boomboom boomboom.
Dr Brown: Baby Carter has a healthy heart.
Bey: *tears* Awww Jay. Did you hear that? Our little muffin.
Jay: *happy* Yeaaah. It sounds like a dope ass beat to a song. 
Bey: Oh Lord *giggles* 
Jay: My lil man is healthy right?
Bey: She.
Jay: He.
Bey: She.
Jay: He.
Dr Brown: BABY Carter is in great condition. You guys are doing a great job. What ever you're doing; keep it up.
Jay: * raises his eye brows at Bey* Oh I plan to. *winks*
Bey: Don't wink those big bubble eyes at me like that. I feel violated.
Jay: I'mma violated you alright. *licks his lips*
Dr Brown: OKAY. That's my cue to leave. *giggles* 


*Dr Brown packs her things and leaves* 


(September 8th 4pm)
*At Bey and Jay's house*


Jay: Bey hurry up. We're already late. Everyone is waiting on us. 
Bey: *doing her make up* Oh well. Their asses will continue to wait-
Jay: This is why I told you get ready at 1:00. You take forever. 
Bey: You're pissing me off. Shut up and WAIT like everyone else. 
Jay: *sighs* Oh my fuckin God.
Bey: You better be anger. Breathing out like you want me to slap the shit out of you. 
Jay: Alright Beyonce. Just speed up your process. 
Bey: *comes* Pass me my shirt please babe.

Jay: *passes her shirt*
Bey: *puts her shirt on* Now I'm ready. How do I look? *pregnant pose*
Jay: Like me. Now lets go.


*They leave. Get in the car. Bey and Jay are wearing match Blue tiny stripe button button ups*


Bey: I'm hungry baby.
Jay: Beyonce, why didn't you eat before we left? We're already on the freeway.
Bey: Fine. Let ya child starve. 
Jay: My goodness.


*exist freeway*


Jay: What you want?
Bey: Taco Bell.
Jay: Not an option.
Bey: Taco Bell.
Jay: I just said no.
Bey: Ughhh fine. I want Mac Donald's.

Jay: We JUST passed like 5.

Bey: Well turn around then.

*They get to a Mac Donald's, they go in the drive through. They ordered. Bey got upset because they weren't serving breakfast, she cursed the poor lady out. She ordered 3 Double Double's, Large Hi-C, and two large fries. But they forgot a burger and a fry.*

Bey: The stupid bitch forgot my burger and fry!!

Jay: It's okay Bey. You don't need it.

Bey: Don't you tell me what I need. *unbuckles seat belt*

Jay: What are you doing babe?

Bey: *unlocks door* To get my got damn food. What you thought?
Jay: Beyonce, you cannot go in there without a body guard.

Bey: *gets out of the car and walks in Mac Donald's*

Jay: She kills me. Help me Lord.

(In Mac Donalds)

*Bey just cuts the line* 

Bey: Umm. You guys forgot my burger and fries.

Clerk: Do you have the receipt?

Bey: No I don't have a damn receipt. I just went through the drive through. I want my burger and fries.

Clerk: Oh shit. You're BEYONCE.

Bey: No fooh, I'm Kelly Rowland. Do you see this stomach? My baby wants that burger and fries. Now, I want my damn food.

*The clerk hurries to get Bey her food. Everyone in there were taking pictures. Jay came in just as Bey got her food.*

Jay: Bey. Come on. 

Person: Oh fuck! That's JayZ. 

*More people took pictures, they started walking up to Bey and Jay. They ran out and into the car. *

Jay: *looking at Bey* 

Bey: *eating* What?
Jay: Nothing.

*They finally get to the studio* 

Bey: *still eating* Don't y'all start.

Mama Tina: What took y'all so long?

Jay: Ask Beyonce.

Bey: Don't look at me. *sips drink* My baby wanted a double double.

Jay: 3 of them.

Solo: Thu, you ate 3 double double?

Jay: Yeah, with her little greedy ass. She made get off of the freeway just get it.

Mama Gloria: You don't play with a pregnant woman's food.

Bey: Say it again! *loud burp*

Solo: Oh real lady like Bey.

Mama Tina: You need to find yo manors.

BeY: Thank you.

Kelly: Heeeey. You beat me.

Angie: Y'all sicken me. 

Bey: Let's take these picture. I want a cookie. 

Ty: Yo ass is just greedy.

Bey: Don't start with me Ty. I will slap you straight.

Ty: Oop! I'll let you slide. 

*Bey and Jay start posing, Jay is standing behind her holding her belly*

Photographer: Okay,now Jay kneel down and kiss her stomach and Bey you touch his head. *snap*

Jay: Oh hell naw. Who invited this nigga

To Be Fucking Continued!!!!!

Bye Tony

I didn't proof read. Deal with the typos. Y'all know what I'm trying to say!!!






*When Jay walked out the door Bey started crying her little cheating brown eyes out. Five minutes later Jay came bursting through door* 

Bey: Jay-

Jay: Where does this nigga live? I know you been to his house before. 

Bey: I do but why do you wanna know?

Jay: Don't worry about it. What's his address!?

Bey: I don't know it by heart-

Jay: Look you already lied to me. What the fuck is his address!?

Bey: Why do you want his address?

Jay: Cos Imma whoop this nigga ass! Now whats his address!??

Bey: I'm not giving it to you. I don't even know it..

Jay: You not what??

Bey: I'm not giving it to you so that you can hurt him.

Jay: You think that I'm playing wit yo ass!? You defending his ass!?

Bey: I'm not babe. I just don't want you to hurt him Jay.

Jay: Fuck! I wanna slap the piss out of you right now. You're lucky that you're pregnant! 

Bey: Babe, please calm down. Can you let me explain myself before you go trying to hurt him?

Jay: You must really love him. You just protecting with ya life. 

Bey: I was ju-

Jay: I'm not gonna ask for his address again Beyonce! 

Bey: I said that I'm not giving it to you. 

Jay: Bring yo ass on! Show me where he lives! 

Bey: Jay no.

Jay: *screams* Let's go! 

*Bey walks out of the door, Jay slams the door and follows her to his car. They get in* 

Jay: Put ya fuckin seat belt on. 

Bey: *put her seat belt on* You don't have to curse at me.

Jay: Beyonce, shut the fuck up and tell me how to get to his house.

Bey: *tears fall*  You take the freeway next to that Mac Donald's by that Target that I always go to. 

Jay: What exist do I take ?

Bey: Baby-

Jay: Don't baby me. What exist?

Bey: Magnolia..

Jay: *looks in the side view mirror and pulls off* What the address?

Bey: I keep telling you that I don't know it babe.

Jay: Keep on lying to me Giselle.

Bey: I hate it when you call me that. 

Jay: Yeah well I hate when you lie to me fuck other niggas.

Bey: We didn't have sex. I already told you that. I'm pregnant Jay. That would be-

Jay: Why would I believe someone that constantly lies to me?

Bey: Because I'm telling you the truth babe. Why don't you believe me?? *tears fall*

Jay: Giselle don't say shit else to me unless you're telling me his address. 

Bey: *looks out the window* 

*5 minutes of silence has passed*

Bey: *looks at Jay* Can you slow down Shawn baby.  You're gonna get us pulled over. We're not even on the freeway yet.

Jay: Shut up talking to me. Cheating ass!

Bey: You're gonna make us crash! Slow DOWN!

Jay: Sit back and close your lips! 

Bey: *holds belly* My baby doesn't like you talking to me like this. Stop!

Jay: *looks at her belly* *slows down* Maybe if his mother stayed faithful to his daddy then maybe he wouldn't kick you like that. 

Bey: I am faithful to you Jay.  *holds belly* Can we go back home please. I promise I wont talk to him ever again.

Jay: Leave me alone Giselle. *grips stirring wheel*

*The ride in silence for the next 15. The exist is coming up*

Jay: Am I making a left or right?

Bey: Jay-

Jay: Left or right Giselle? Shit!

Bey: A right. I can't believe you're doing this.

Jay: Where do I go after I make the right.

Bey: Turn left at the Mobile gas station. 

Jay: Then?

Bey: Left on Spaulding.

*Five minutes they pull in into Spaulding street* 

Jay: Which house is his?

Bey: I don't know.

Jay: *smacks arm rest* Which house is his?

Bey: *jumps* The blue one on the left side at the end of the block. 

Jay: *parks the car* *looks at Bey* Stay yo lying cheating ass in the car!! *attempts to get out the car*

Bey: *grabs his arm* Don't hurt him Jay!

Jay: *snatches away* Like I said stay in the car. *gets out of the car*

*Jay walks up to Tony's door and knocks*

(Bey)

Oh my gosh Beyonce you're so stupid. Why did I Tony kiss me? Why did I enjoy it? Shit! These hormones got me all me fucked up. I love Jay with all of my heart I don't wanna lose him over Tony. I can't believe I was so blind. Jay was right. Shit. I really hate myself right now. I can't believe Jay made bring himto Tony's house. I know he's gonna ask what I doing at Tonys. He's  gonna look through my phone. I dont even have my phone to delete the messages, and if I delete them its going to look even worse. I hope Jay doesn't hurt. Who am I kidding. I know Jays gonna fight him..again. I feel bad. I can't let this happen. I got out of the car and walked up to Tony's house. Walked in to see Jay and Tony rolling around on the floor fighting.

Bey: JAY!!! Stooooooop!! Tony!!! Come on you guysss!! Please! Baby please!! Jay let him go!!! Tony cut it out!!!

*Bey tries grab Jay off of Tony, but she scared that she get hurt in the process*

Jay: Didn't I tell you stay in the car?? 

Bey:  I know but I didn't want you hurt him Jay!

Tony: Bey you told him to come over here?? You set me up Bey!

Bey: No Tony I didn't. I swear-

Tony: I just got my nose and lip busted for you! I thought we were friends JuJu.

Bey: We are friends Tony!

Jay: Not anymore y'all not!

Bey: Wh-

Jay: *punches Tony. Dazes him* Lets go Giselle!!!!

Bey:  *runs to Tonys side* Ohh my gosh ! Tonyy!! Are you okay!?

Jay: I said lets go! 

Bey: hold on. I wanna make sure he's okay.

Tony: I'm okay Bey. He hits like a bitch. Just leave.

Bey: Im so sorry!! 

Jay: Getcho ass to this front door. Now. 

Bey: Bye Tony. I'm so sorry. *walks out*

Jay: *slams the door*

*They get in the car*

Jay: Why didn't you stay in the car like I said?*pulls off*

Bey: I didn't want you hurt him. 

Jay: I wanna hurt you. 

Bey: No Jay. I'm sorry. Two wrongs don't make it right.

Jay: No but three rights make a left. 

Bey: What?

Jay: Nothing.

Bey: Jay?

Jay: What Giselle?

Bey: Are you gonna leave me?

Jay: Ion wanna take about that right now. Imma get even more mad. 

*Their ride home was silent. Even though Jay was mad at Bey he still helped her out of the car. They get in the house Jay goes straight to the bedroom. Bey goes to kitchen to eat something. She decides to make Jay an ice pack the side of his eye where Tony punched him. She walks her pregnant self to the bedroom. Jay was sitting up in the bed watching TV.*

Bey: Jay, I made you an ice pack.

Jay: I don't want that.

Bey: You need to put this on your eye or else it's get even bigger.

Jay: Stop being a damn nag. 

Bey: That's how you get when it comes to me taking my pills and eating habits. *sits next to him and place the ice pack on the side of his left eye*

Jay: *moves his face* Move Bey.

Bey: *grabs his face* Stop playing and be still. *puts the ice pack back on his eye*

Jay: Now you wanna be my nurse. *smirks*

Bey: Babe, can you listen to me and let me explain?

Jay: You shouldn't have happen in the first place.

Bey: I know, but it did. I really am sorry. 

Jay: That must have been a sloppy as kiss. Cos I heard all of that shit. 

Bey: Look Jay. I'm sorry beyond you could ever imagine. I know it was wrong, but it just happen-

Jay: Somethings should never happen!!

Bey: I understand that, but my hormones got-

Jay: Don't blame you kissing another man YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. Didn't I tell you that he still wanted you?

Bey: Babe-

Jay: I told you. You so damn blind. Can't see shit that's right in front of your face. 

Bey: Yes babe you told me, but I just thought he was just-

Jay: Just what? A friend? What the fuck? What nigga wanna be friends wit someone he used to fuck? 

Bey: I thought-

Jay: You wasnt not thinkin at all. If you were thinkin then you had never let him kiss you. You wanted to kiss him. Shit. I shoulda never let y'all be friends. I knew this shit would happen. 

Bey: Babe, can you please forgive me? I'm reallyyyy sorryy. A kiss isn't worth losing you. 

Jay: You tongue kissed that nigga?

Bey: I-

Jay: Did you? Yes or no?
Bey: Yeah.

Jay: *smirks* I know. I could hear that nasty shit. You had my titties out and shit. You wanted him to look. Did you enjoy it?

Bey: I didn't have my boobs out just for him to look..

Jay: You didn't say if you enjoyed it or not. Did you?

Bey: Why are you asking me these questions. Wh-

Jay: Wow. You really liked kissing him. 

Bey: Okay. I liked it but he doesn't compare to you.

Jay: Okay. Tell me something that I don't know. Why you buying him shit? That ain't yo man. When is the last time you bought me something?

Bey: I always buy you things. Whenever I'm out shopping. I'm always thinking of you. And I bought him that watch because I was feeling generous. I don-

Jay: You was feeling pretty damn generous. You giving away my lips to that bum ass nigga. How many gifts did you buy him?

Bey: Just the watch. Which the watch I bought you is way better and cost a lot more.

Jay: Mhmm. Better had. What you y'all doing at his house?

Bey: Nothing. I've never been inside of his house. I just would pick him or drop him off whenever we hung out; which ever time you KNEW about.

Jay: Are you lying to me? Look me in my eyes.

Bey: *takes ice pack off of his eye* *looks in his eyes* I've never been in his house before today. 

Jay: Ight. You're telling me the truth. Put the ice pack back on my eye. 

Bey: *puts ice pack on his eye* The kiss didn't mean anything. I know because I didn't feel anything afterwards. It was an awkward moment. After we kissed we kept talking like it never happen. 

Jay: You know what. This is my fault-

Bey: How is this your fault.?
Jay: Because I let y'all be friends. I was be pushy and controlling you with the eating habits and taking your pills-

Bey: Yeah you were being pushy.

Jay: Don't agree with me. You ain't off the hook yet. But I basically pushed you into his hands-

Bey: No you didn't because If you didn't then I wouldn't be here holding this ice pack your eye.

Jay: Look me in my eyes and answer my next question.

Bey: *takes ice pack down, looks in his eyes* Yes?
Jay: Do you have feelings for him?

Bey: No. I don't.

Jay: Do you love me?

Bey: YES! More than you know. 

Jay: *silence*

Bey: Do you forgive me babe?

Jay: Yeah I forgive you.

Bey: *gets happy* REALLYYYY???
Jay: Yeahhh. I'm not gone let you go over a kiss..

Bey: Awww. *tries to kiss him*

Jay: *stops her* Hell nah! You gotta brush yo teeth before you can kiss me again. Ion know where that mouth been. 

Bey: *giggles* I guess that's fair.

*Bey goes to brush her teeth, She comes back in the room and Jay is booty hole ass naked*

Bey: *giggles* What are you doing babe?

Jay: What does it look like? You bout to give me some pussy. I'm bout punish yo pussy. 

Bey: *walks towards him* Why you always wanna punish me?

Jay: Because yo ass don't know how to behave. You gone start listening to daddy. 

Bey: *giggles* How are we gonna have sex with this huge belly?

Jay: You gone ride this dick! 

Bey: No. I'm too fat!

Jay: I keel telling you that you're pregnant. Not fat babe. 

Bey: *giggles* If you say so!

Jay:  No getnaked, so daddy can eat this pussy!

Bey: *giggles* Okay. *they both get naked*

Jay: Damn. You are the most beautiful pregnant woman ever. 

Bey: *blushes* Stop Jay. You're just saying that!

Jay: *siting at the edge of the bed* I'm saying because it's true. *lips his lips* Come here.

Bey: *stands between his legs*

Jay: You got my dick hard and I aint even ate you out yet. *holds her hips* 

Bey: I don't want to eat it. I just want you to beat it.

Jay: MM! You shoulda never had said that! You bout  to get it. Let's go to the bathroom. 

Bey: Bathroom?

Jay: The counter!

Bey: Why do we always have to have sex on the counter?

Jay: Because that's the way we can get it! Yo big ass belly gets in the way.

Bey: Jaaaaay! 

Jay: *chuckles* I'm just playing babe! 

Bey: That's not funny! 

Jay: I'm sorry Bey.

*Jay gets on his on knees and put Beys left leg over shoulder and starts eating her out*

Bey: Mmmm shiiiit. Uhhhh! 

Jay: *licking up and down* 

Bey: ahhhh!! Jaaaay! Hmmm!

Jay: *sucks her left lip* 

Bey: Stop Pop Poooooop! Ughhhhhh!

Jay: *sucks right lip* 

Bey: Ahhh! Mmmm! Shiiiit! That's feels goooood!

Jay: *tongue fucks her* 

Bey: *screams* fuuuuuck! Noooooo! Stooop! 

Jay: *stops*

Bey: Wait! Keep going!! 

Jay: No.

Bey: You better stick your tongue back inside of me! 

Jay: *tongue fucks her really fast*

Bey: *sceams* ahhhhhhhhh! Fuuuuuuck! Babyyyyy!

Jay: *tongues fuck fast*

Bey: I'm cuuuummmmminnngggg ! Jaaaayyy! *cums*

Jay: *swallows* You drank water wit a lemon today?  *smirks*

Bey: *giggles* Come on! *helps him up* I want it!

Jay: What you want ? *holds her ass* 

Bey: I wanna feel you inside of me! 

Jay: What you wanna feel ?

Bey: Jay! Don't make me say it! 

Jay: Say it, or I'm not giving it to you. 

Bey: I want daddy dick! 

Jay: *chuckles* Hearing that never gets old! *smirks*

Bey: Come on babe! I want it now! 

Jay: Ight! Come on! My dick is throbbing for that puss! 

*They walk into the bathroom*

Bey: Lift me up. 

Jay: You look heavy! *chuckles* 

Bey: Stop talking about me! 

Jay: You know I'm just kidding!! *puts her on the counter* Damn! You get bigger everyday. *touches her belly*

Bey: I know. *looks down at her belly* The baby is growing....Can you give it to me already!?

Jay: Magic words! *goes deep* I just wanna quickie.

Bey: *gasps* Just make me cum. 

Jay: *thrust medium pace* MMM!

Bey: Faster daddy! *moans*

Jay: *goes faster* Oohhh shit. Yo pussy as fuck!

Bey:*spread her legs wider* Go *moans deepeeeer babe!! *moans*

Jay: *goes deeper* Say my name! *grunts*

Bey: Jayyyyy! OOOOH. Babbyyy ughhhhhh!!

Jay: I *thrust* say *thrust*my *thrust* NAME *thrust*

Bey: DADDDDDYYYYYY! ooooo I like it baby! *bites lip* I *gasps* like it. 

Jay: Spread yo legs! *she spread her legs wider* *go HAM*

Bey: *screams* AHHHH AHHHHH MMM MMM HMMMM!

Jay: You gone stop talking to other niggas?? *pulls her hair*

Bey: Yessssss *screams* * scratches his back* I prooomiiiiiisssseeeeee!!

Jay: *bites her neck* You gone stop lying to daddy?? *grunts* Ohhhhh fuuuck.

Bey: YEESSSS!! NO MOOOORE! 

Jay: Mhmmmm *moans* OOOO SHIIIIITTT!!

Bey: I looooove youuuu daddyyyy ahhhh!!

Jay: Who owns this pussy????

Bey: Youuuu doooooo!! *moans*

Jay: *grunts* SAY IT LOUD!

Bey: YOU OWN THIS PUSSY DADDY...Im cuumingggg *squirts* *oragam* 

Jay: *goes harder* *grunts* OH MY FUCK! HERE I COME!!! *cums* Ahhhh shit!!!!

Bey: *out of breath* 

Jay: That ass can't breath! *helps her down* Let me put my baby mama to bed.

Bey: Please do. 

*Jay lays be in the bed. She lays under the covers.*

Jay: I'mma go make you a BLT. I know you're hungry.

Bey: You know me very well. Can you bring me some apple sauce with green seedless grapes.

Jay: Baby, that is sick. But i'll get it for you.

Bey: Thank you..oh and look at the watch that I bought you. 

Jay: Ight.

*Jay goes to make him and Bey some BLT's and fries. and he grabs the watch but doesn't look at it just yet. He was way to hungry. They just finished eating. They're laying in the bed watching a movie*

Bey: Do you like your watch?

Jay: Oh I didn't even look at it yet. *grabs watch and looks at it* Ayeeeee! How did you know? I was looking this EXACT watch online just the other day.

Bey: What can I say? I know my man. *giggles*

Jay: *kisses her lips* Thank you baby. But you didn't have to spend all this money on me.

Bey: When it comes to you there is no limit! *winks*

Jay: *kisses her lips*You're amazing. 

Bey: I know, but mama is tired. Turn that TV down. Me and baby GIRL needs a nap!

Jay: Ight. Me, my baby mama and baby BOY can take a nap together. 

*Door bell ring*

Jay: Shit. I'll get it. Go ahead and go to sleep.

Bey: Thank you.

Jay: *goes to get the door* Who is it?

Person: Matthew. 

Jay: *mumbles* Fuck. *opens door* What's up?

Matthew: *walks in*

Jay: Ohh no problem. Come on in.

Matthew: Where is Beyonce?

Jay: I fucked her into a coma. Do you want to me to wake her up?

Matthew: TMI! I don't wanna hear about about y'all sex life. And yeah go get her; when you come back out have more then your boxers on.

Jay: *looks him up and down* Nigga this is my house. What the fuck? *goes to the bedroom to see Bey knocked out snoring* Shit. I don't wanna her ass up. *shakes her* Babe?

Bey: *snoring like a bear*

Jay: BB? *taps her* Beyonce?
Bey: *snoring*

Jay: *sucks her neck*

Bey: Jay WHAT THE HELL? I'm trying to SLEEP!

Jay: Sorry babe, but your no good ass dad is in the living room.

Bey: WHY THE FUCK DID YOU WAKE ME UP?

Jay: Because he wants to talk to you.

Bey: I don't give a damn. You know not to fucking wake me up Shawn. I was finally sleeping good.

Jay: Well you could you talk to him so he can leave?

Bey: *rolls eyes* Whatever. Tell him I have to get dressed. 

*Jay goes to tell Matthew that Bey's getting dressed. Bey comes out 5 minutes later* 


Bey: What do you want Matthew? 

 TO BE FUCKING CONTINUED!!!!!