Thursday, April 26, 2012

Guilty

(Jay) 
Baby got from on top of me and laid down. I got up threw on my draws and went to check on my baby boy. He was sound asleep. How in the world did sleep through all of that? He is just like his mama. Sleep through anything. I went back to where Bey was. I walked in and Bey was knocked the fuck out. Passed out. Laying on her back butt ass naked. She was lightly snoring. It made chuckle a little. I  put my shirt on her and laid behind her and went to sleep. The following night my show was great. The best one so far. The power of Bey's pussy. The next 2 months of my tour went great. Bey and I had sex almost every night. We were on our home; my place. When we got pulled over by the police.


Bey: Jay what did you do?
Jay: I didn't do anything. We're about to find out though. 
Officer: License and registration please.  
Jay: Why did you pull us over sir?
Officer: License and registration. 
Jay: Bey, get it out of the glove compartment. 
Bey: *gets it and hands it to Jay* 
Jay: *hands it to the officer* Is there a problem sir?
Officer: Step off the vehicle sir. 
Bey: Is that really necessary?
Officer: No one was talking to you ma'am. Shut up. 

Jay: Aye you don't need to talk to her like that. 
Officer: Step of the vehicle. Last time I'll ask. 
Jay: *unbuckles his seat belt* This is some bullshit. *gets out*
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for the rape of Chrissy Jones. Put your hands behind your back.

Jay: Rape?  What the fuck!! I ain't rape that girl!!
Bey: This has to be a joke. Am I getting punked.
Officer: *reads him the Miranda*
Jay: Fuck!! Bey, you already know what to do.
Bey: *rolls eyes* Yeah. I'm used to this shit.
Officer: *puts Jay the police car* 
Bey: *gets in the driver seat*


(Bey)
I cannot believe this shit. This has to be another nightmare.  This Christopher bitch done did it again. Made her ugly ass into my life again. Why would she do some shit like this. She just randomly pops up outta the wood works and claims that Jay raped her. How the hell would he do that when I'm with 24/7....Wait could Jay have raped her? Wait what the hell am I talking about. Why would he rape anyone; when he can get it when, how, why, where ever he wants. This isn't making any sense to me. I swear this bitch just wants her 5 minutes of fame and her money in her pockets. Life was great until now. If it's not one thing it's another. I drove home. I got Jayden out of the car; he was started to go to sleep when we got home. I left the bags and things in the truck. I tried laying Jayden on the couch next to me but he started cying. I had to walk around holding him while I was looking for Jay's lawyers information. I finally found it.. I called him. I let him know what was going on. He said that he's in New Jersey at the moment but will be here in the next few hours. I turned on the TV and it was on Enews. How in the hell did this get out so quickly. This is so embarrassing. Could this be true? It couldn't be true. Jay would never do this. They had a photo of Chrissy's ugly ass next to a photo Jay. They called Chrissy one of Jay's flings. My mind was racing and my heart was pounding. I was angry, mad, sad, and embarrassed. Enews said "Where was Beyonce when this was taking place. I wonder what she has to say about this". It's not what I wanna say. More so what I wanna do. Which is BEAT the FUCK outta this stupid jump off groupie hoe. A few tears fells from my eyes. I turned the TV off. I laid back on the couch placing Jayden on my chest. I dozed off and woke up and hour later to my phone ringing it. It was Jay's lawyer saying that he was with Jay and that Jay was asking for me to come down there. I didn't have time to call someone to watch Jayden so I had to bring him along. I got up and got his diaper bag together and we made our way to see Jay. 


(Jay)
Fuck man. This can't be happening right now. Chrissy really ain't shit for this. I should have just told Bey from start. When I tell her what happen she's gonna flip the fuck out. She's not gonna believe me. She's gonna assume shit. It's my fault for not telling her tho. Shit was going good, until this stupid bitch came and fucked everything up. I hate that I keep dragging Bey through this shit. Fuck. Why didn't I just call security. This bullshit is gonna be on every fucking new channel and blog site. This bitch is just money hungry. She needs a good ass whoopin. My mind kept wondering back and forth and then I had a flashback.


(Flashback, backstage at JayZ concert)


Jay: Yo, What the fuck. How did you get back here?
Chrissy: I miss you Jay. I had to come and see you. 
Jay: Yeahh well I don't miss you, so you need to leave.
Chrissy: You really don't want me to leave now do you? *walks closer to him* 
Jay: *backs up* What part of GET THE FUCK OUT don't you get? 
Chrissy: *grabs his hand* I know your baby mama can't please like I can. 
Jay: *snatches away* Bitch, you can't even suck a dick right. Get the fuck-
Chrissy: I thought you loved me.
Jay: I never said that bullshit. What the fuck!!
Chrissy: You said it Jay!!!
Jay: *looking confused* When the fuck did I say that? Let me know.
Chrissy: Before we had sex the first time.
Jay: Maaaan that was to get the pussy. I got it-
Chrissy: I know that deep down you really love me.
Jay: You're delusional!!!! 
Chrissy: Jay-
Jay: Bye.
Chrissy: J-
Jay: LEAVE!!!!!!
Chrissy: But-


(Jay) 
My flashback was interupted when Bey walked in with Jayden.


Jay: Why did you bring him here?
Bey: Because I didn't have time to call anyone to watch him. 

Jay: *takes Jayden from Bey* Bey-
Bey: What's going on? 
Jay: Bey look-
Bey: *gets annoyed* Stop beating around the bush and just tell me.
Jay: *sighs* When I tell you're going to get mad but here it goes *tells her what happen backstage* and that's why she's doing this. 
Bey: *calmly angry* If you weren't holding him I would slap the shit out of you-
Jay: I know you're upset but-
Bey: *hold up right hand and taps her ring* What happen to honesty?? Huh??
Jay: I should have told you-

Bey: Is there something else that I don't know that I should?
Jay: No. That's it.
Mark(Jay's lawyer): Actually there is. 
Bey & Jay: What?
Mark: Chrissy is saying that she's pregnant and Jay is the father.
Jay: What the fuck???
Bey: *eyes get watery* *looks at Jay* 
Jay: Bey, I haven't touched that girl since you and I got back together!!! I need you to believe me!! *grabs her hand*
Bey: *snatches* Don't touch me! 
Jay: Mark, can you give us a minute?
Mark: Sure thing. *leaves*
Bey: Did you have sex with her?
Jay: NO!!! Not since we got back together!! I told you that I would never cheat you again..

Bey: *believes him* When you were with her did you use condoms?
Jay: Why you ask that?
Bey: Because IF she is pregnant she could be months pregnant. YOU could be the father of her demon bastard baby. Now did you use condoms?
Jay: *looks scared* *looks away* Sometimes.
Bey: *gets angry* Sometimes??? Jay-
Jay: I'm sorry Beyonce-
Bey: You had unprotected with her and turn around do the same with me??? What is wrong with you?? If I have ANYTHING that's yo ass!! You need to get tested!!! Until then I'm not kissing you and you damn sure ain't getting any-


*the detectives and Mark walk in*


Mark: It's time to talk Jay!
Detective 1(man): Well well. Never thought Mr. JayZ would have to result to rape.
Detective 2(woman): Cute little boy.
Bey: *takes Jayden from Jay* Thank you. 
Jay: Are you leaving? 
Bey: Yes-
Jay: *grabs her hand* Can you just stay here please? I need you to stay. 
Detective 1: Aaaaaaw! Look at the gangster rapper and his needs.
Jay: *side eyes him* Can you stay please? 
Bey: *sighs* Yeah. I'll be in the car.  

Jay: *kisses Jayden's forehead*
Bey: *goes to the car* 


(Jay)
Bey left. I was a little happy that she didn't go back home. I'm more worried about me and baby girl than this false shit that Chrissy is doing to me. I sat in the chair and let the questioning begin. The male detective was a bitch. The female was more chill than he was. They asked me stupid questions about this. I told them why she was accusing me. They asked even more questions. They said that I dug myself into a bigger whole. They asked me asked "Why rape when you have Beyonce". Which is my point exactly. They said that they have evidence that I raped her. And I'm confused because how is do they have evidence when I never raped the bitch. If they had REAL evidence why am I just now being arrested. They're going off of what she's saying. They kept questioning. Mark got me out of a lot questions. Fuck. Now that I think about Chrissy could be pregnant. Shit! I pray that I'm not the father. Me and Bey will be over for sure. I really pissed Bey off this time. The look on her face said it all. She barely said anything. The questions went on for hours. It didn't really get anywhere. They finally let me go. I talked to Mark for a little bit. I left and called Bey.




Jay: Hey. Where you at?
Bey: At McDonalds. 
Jay: Ohh. Can you bring me something?
Bey: I should let your black ass starve. 
Jay: Come on Bey. I haven't eaten all day-
Bey: Fine. Bye. *she hangs up* 


*Jay waited outside for Bey and she pulled up 10 minutes later. She gets out and gets in the passenger side and Jay get in the drivers seat* 


Jay: Bey-
Bey: What?
Jay: *looks into here eyes*  I'm sorry babe. I really am. 
Bey: I don't wanna hear it-
Jay: You believe me when I say I didn't I touch that girl right?
Bey: *silent and looks out the window*
Jay: Beyonce?
Bey: *looks at him* What?
Jay: Do you believe me? 
Bey: Yeah. I guess. 
Jay: Come on Bey. I need you on my side right now-
Bey: Did I not wait all these hours in the car for you?
Jay: I-
Bey: Can you just take me home?....By the way we're getting test tomorrow.
Jay: *starts the car up and pull off* That was fast. You're serious about this.
Bey: YES!*realizes that Jayden was sleep* Yes. I'm serious. I don't even want you to stay over tonight. 
Jay: For real? Damn. Can I take Jayden at least?
Bey: Yeah I guess. 


*It's a week later. Bey and Jay haven't their results back yet. They haven't touched each other at all. The media calmed down about the allegations. Both of their families knows what's going on. It's Jay's court date. Bey, Mama Tina and Mama Gloria showed up. Chrissy was on the stand* 


Chrissy: *tells her side of the story* 
Bey: *whispers* Delusional ass! Those tears are more fake than that synthetic ass weave.
Chrissy's Lawyer: *shows a video of a man and chrissy walking out of a hotel*
Jay: That is NOT me!!!! I'm not that short!!! 
Judge: Looks like you to me. 
Mark: You cannot see his face. The video is recorded from the back. 
Mama Gloria: *whispers* That is not him!!
Judge: You know what. Just because you're this famous rapper doesn't mean you get off easy. I really don't like you or you're lyrics-
Jay: That doesn't mean raped or even touched-
Judge: Shut up! Speak when I ask you to speak. 
Jay: *sighs* *bites lip in angry* 
Judge: The proof is there. The finger prints, the semen, you  slept with her on the side and she wouldn't leave and then you raped her. You Shawn Carter are GUILTY!!!! 
Jay: I DIDN'T RAPE THAT GIRL!!!! 
Judge: Take him away!! Get him outta my court room!!!


*Jay gets arrested. Chrissy has this smirk on her face. Bey is mad and sad. They walk out of the court room and Bey and Chrissy bump into each other*


Bey: Let me see you outside this court room and you gone get an ass beatin like never before. 
Chrissy: *whispers in Bey's ear* I got the last laugh bitch. Everyone knows that he didn't rape me. Tell Jay not to drop the soap! *laughs* 
Bey: *tries to rush Chrissy* YOU BITCHHHHHHHH!!!
Mama Tina: *grabs Bey* Stop Beyonce!!! God doesn't ugly!!!


*2 hours later* 


Solo: You know what I say! BEAT DAT ASS!!
Kelly: You could get caught up too Bey. Don't!!
Ty: Bitch!! Shut up!!! Does 03 Bonnie and Clyde mean anything to you!!! Beyonce if you don't beat her ass I WILL beat yo ass!!
Michelle: Lets pray about it!
Angie: Get the fuck outta my truck!!
Michelle: Bey, you shouldn't go through with this. 
Bey: *silence*
Michelle: Bey?
Bey: Girl shut the fuck up I'm tryna think!!
Michelle: Ask God-
Solo: Giiiiiiiiiiiiirl! BYE!!!!
Michelle: Dear God-
Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Bey:  I'll be back! *gets out of the car*
Ty: Yessssssss!!!! Fuck this hoe up!! I'm not gone miss this shit!! *gets out of the car* 
Angie: CH! I'm coming too! *gets out*
Solo: Welp, Come on y'all. *gets out* We all going!


*They all get out of the car and knock on Chrissy door*


Chrissy: Coming! Who is it?
Ty: UPS!
Chrissy: *opens door*
Bey: Surprise BITCH!!!!!




To Be Fucking Continued!!!!


I would say sorry for the typos buuuuuuut I really DGAF. Lol





5 comments:

  1. Awwww noooooo tarajiah whyyyyy you stop Beyonce about to beat the shit out of Christopher omggg bey goin go HAM on her ass lordddd I pray for Chrissy then again Beyonce whip that trick lmaoo great post sis

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  2. OMG BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. great post but if she iz carryin a child chhh it better not be jay'z lol update soon

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  4. YASS CHRISTOPHER BOUT TO GET HER ASS MAN HANDLED!

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