Thursday, March 15, 2012

Why I Love You!

Previously on "Jayonce Of Journey Love" Justin came over Bey's place to talk to her. Jay was being loud and obnoxious towards him. Bey and Jay had some more sex on the island of kitchen...few months later Bey told Jay she was pregnant...again.


(July 13th, 2006 *my B'day* )
*9:16am, Bey was laying in her bed sleep. She was waken up by her phone ringing. It was Jay.*


Bey: *sleepy voice* Hello.
Jay: Good morning beautiful. You okay?
Bey: Yeah, I'm fine. 
Jay: You don't sound okay. I'm on my way. Love you. Bye. *click*
Bey: Well damn. 


*Jay has his own key, so he just walks in and walks to her bedroom*


Jay: Awww babe. You don't look to good. *takes his shoes off and gets in the bed with her and cuddles with her*
Bey: Jay..
Jay: What's up sexy ?
Bey: I'm pregnant.  


Jay: Pregnant ?? Bey you are not pregnant. Stop lying!!
Bey: Yes, pregnant. Bun in the over. With child-
Jay: For real Beyonce. Don't play with me.
Bey: Im serious Jay. You put the nut in my gut.
Jay: Wow, I'mma be a father. Wait! Are you for sure ?
Bey: Yes. I took the test-*has to throw up, hops over Jay, hitting his nuts*
Jay: Ohhhh shiittt! *grabs nuts*
Bey: *pukes* Sorry ba- *pukes*
Jay: *gets up to help her, hold her hair* Its cool. So are you really pregnant ?
Bey: You see *pukes* me *pukes* throwing up *pukes* don't you *pukes*
Jay: *sees the pregnancy test(s)* What does these lines mean ?
Bey: *stands up and flushes the toilet* It means pregnant. *brushes teeth*
Jay: *sits on the toilet* Why don't you seem happy about it ?
Bey: *brushing teeth* I am happy baby. I just feel terrible at this very moment. 
Jay: *hugs her from behind* Are you really happy babe ?
Bey: *rises mouth* *smiles* I'm very happy..
Jay: So this means that you're-
Bey: Jay, don't ruin the moment..Please.
Jay: Ight. I'll leave it alone. 
Bey: *faces him* Thank you *kisses his lips* 
Jay: Now you're really my baby mama! *laughs*
Bey: *giggles* I know. Come one baby daddy. I wanna lay down.


*They get back in Bey's bed. Jay lays on his back and Bey lays on top of him* 


Jay: Can you believe that we're gonna have a baby ?
Bey: Are you excited ?
Jay: Hell yeah! You know that. We don't have to talk about that.
Bey: But do you we're ready to be parents though ?
Jay: I mean...if we aren't ready. We have quite some time to get ready to be parents.
Bey: Do you think our love is strong enough. We aren't married.
Jay: I wish you would stop saying that. It doesn't matter if we're married or not. Our baby was created from the love between us. Our love grows stronger each day. We've been through so much in these past years-hell, these past few months. Our love will NEVER die. Our day will come. I'mma put a ring on your finger.
Bey: But-
Jay: But nothing. You WILL be Mrs. Carter. Okay ?
Bey: Okay *smiles* *kisses him* I love you baby!
Jay: I love you and my unborn baby. *smiles big*
Bey: You're make me so happy.
Jay: What about me makes you happy ?
Bey: Where do I start ? I love when you hold me tight, I love  the way you look at me when you wanna have sex, I love the way you do anything to make me happy, I love the way you look you in eyes and tell me that you love me; I know you're telling the truth, I love the way you're always there for me when I need someone to talk to, I love the fact you're my best friend above anything, I love how patient you are, I love how you're dedicated to me, I love how you love me throughout everything that I've done, I can go on and on, on why you make me happy and why I love you.
Jay: Phew! That was some deep shit! You gone have a goon crying! *chuckles*
Bey: *giggles* You are NOT a goon, but seeing you cry is VERY sexy! Mmmm!
Jay: Bey you know I'mma goon. Just face it. 
Bey: *rolls eyes, shakes head and giggles* Okay baby. *sarcasm* You're a "goon"
Jay: I know...You wanna know why I love you ?
Bey: Of course..
Jay: Ight,  I love you because you love me first off. I love you because you're there for me when I no one else to talk to, I love you because you look in my eyes and see that I'm not what people make me out to be, I love you because of the way you laugh at my stupid jokes, I love you because you support me in things that I do, even when you don't agree. I love you because you allow me to be who I really am, I love you because you see me as more than a " rapper "  I love you because you've stayed right by my side even when I did you wrong. Just like you said; I can go on and on with reasons why I love you. I'm beyond excited that I get the HONOR to be the father of that biscuit in your oven. I can't wait to actually become a father, Bey you don't have to cry. *wipes her tears*
Bey: Sorry, but that was so deep and sincere. I believe everything that you said. I love you with every fiber of my being, I can't see myself with ANYONE ELSE. And don't call my baby a biscuit!
Jay: *laughs* I love you Beyonce Giselle Knowles!
Bey: I love you more more Shawn Corey Carter! *kisses*
Jay: You know that since you're pregnant now we need to be under the same roof?
Bey: You sure about that? Do you think that's a good idea ?
Jay: What do you mean ? You don't wanna live with me now?
Bey: Its not that. It's just that we're doing better than ever before since we decided to live separately. I think it's working for us.
Jay: You think that I'mma let you live by yourself while your pregnant ? What if you need or what some in the middle of the night ?
Bey: Jay-
Jay: Or what if you have to throw up? Who is going to hold your hair ?
Bey: I-
Jay: I just wanna wake up to your face and your stank breath every morning. I miss it.
Bey: *giggles* You miss my morning breath ? 
Jay: Weeeeeell! No! But I miss waking up to your beautiful face. 
Bey: Awww baby! That's so sweet! I miss waking up to you licking your lips !
Jay: I bet you do. Nasty.
Bey: So when are you going to move in ?
Jay: What you talking about ?
Bey: You said that you wanted to live under the same roof right?
Jay: Yeah, but I didn't mean here. 
Bey: What's wrong with it ?
Jay: For one it's not big enough for the both-well three of us. And two it's not gangsta enough for my lil man cooking in your oven! 
Bey: Lil man ? *giggles* We don't even know the sex of the baby.. 
Jay: A father knows Bey. A father knows!
Bey: It's " A mother knows" you fool. 
Jay: It's a boy babe. I know. 
Bey: What you know ?
Jay: I know I put it DOWN ! That's why your pregnant now..
Bey: Aaaaahhh! Hush it! You didn't put anything down !
Jay: Ha! Then why do you scream, moan, and why does your body shake and tremble?
Bey: Okay...You got me. 
Jay: Ha! Just what I thought. 
Bey: Don't act like I don't put it on you! Have those toes balled up and those eyes rolling to the back of your head.
Jay: Mmmm! Speaking of that. How about some good morning sex?
Bey: How about no? *giggles*
Jay: You're lucky that you have that sickness of morning, or I'd be all up in that.
Bey: *giggles* It's "morning sickness" ! Gezz babe, you have a lot to learn.
Jay: I know stuff. I have a million nieces and nephews.
Bey: Yeah yeahhh. I'm hungry.
Jay: What else is knew. You are going to eat me out a house and home now. *chuckles*
Bey: *giggles* Hush it! Your baby mama is hungry! Now feed me!
Jay: I wanna feed you this DICK! *laughs*
Bey: *laughs* Stop playing. I'm hungry.
Jay: What you me to do about that?
Bey: *serious face*
Jay: Okay okay. Let's go get some food. You don't have to look at me like that. 
Bey: Thank you! *gets up*
Jay: Where do you wanna go ? *gets up*
Bey: Ummm. IHOP?
Jay: IHOP ?
Bey: Yes. IHOP! *goes to closet*
Jay: If that's what you want..
Bey: *comes out* 
Jay: Beyonce Knowles! Get your nasty ass in the shower !
Bey: I took a shower last night.
Jay: Okay ? Today is a whole other day. You better get in the shower and wash your ass!
Bey: *attempts to put her shirt on* 
Jay: *snatches her shirt* No ma'am! You aren't going anywhere with me smelling like booty juice and old diapers!
Bey: *laughs* I don't stink!
Jay: *grabs her hand and pulls her to the bathroom* We're about to take a shower. 
Bey: You're really forcing me to take a shower ?
Jay: *takes shirt off* I shouldn't have to force you. Stanky booty ass! *chuckles* 
Bey: Shut up! I don't even smell! *giggles*
Jay: Lies! Come on lets take a shower, so we can get some food. 


*They take a shower; get dressed, and go to IHOP, they order their food and start eating*

Jay: Do you know how pregnant-how many-
Bey: *giggles* You mean how far long I am ?
Jay: You know what the hell I meant! *laughs*
Bey: You're so cute babe, but to answer your question. No, I have no idea. I just decided to take the test.
Jay: Oh well. We gotta find a doctor for you and the baby.
Bey: Sound like a plan. *smiles*
Jay: We can do all of that when we get back home.
Bey: Home ?
Jay: Home. That's what I said. See you don't even clear your ears.
Bey: *giggles* And whose home are we talking about ? My home or your home ?
Jay: OUR, me and you, Bey and Jay, Bonnie and Clyde, Corey and Giselle-
Bey: OKAY! I think I get it Jay *laughs*
Jay: Slowonce! *chuckles* 
Bey: You know what! *giggles* You and Angie give me the craziest name EVER. 
Jay: We don't give you anything. That's you PSYCHO ass fans!
Bey: My fans aren't psycho! They are cute!
Jay: If you call waiting outside of your hotel room then...
Bey: Don't be jealous because my Killer Bee's and Honey Bee's love me! 
Jay: Anywho. When and how you want to tell our families ?
Bey: We can tell them whenever or however.
Jay: That doesn't help! At all.
Bey: What do you want to do ?
Jay: I don't know. I was thinking that we could have some type of dinner party with my family and yours, or something to that affect.
Bey: Ohh my. That's quite a few people, but if that's what you want to do then that's cool.
Jay: I wanna do YOU!
Bey: That's why I'm pregnant NOW! *giggles*
Jay: Damn SKRAIGHT! *laughs* 
Bey: *shakes her head* You're silly! When do you want to have this gathering ?
Jay: What about tonight ? I'm really excited about this.

Bey: I can see. I'm GLAD that you're excited. But why so soon though ? 
Jay: Come on babe. I just wanna tell everyone.
Bey: Putting this together in a matter of a few hours is a lot.
Jay: Bey baby, come on please. I'll do it. You don't have do it anything.
Bey: Alright. Don't you ask me to do shit. *giggles* 
Jay: I won't. I'm so happy that I could run a while, climb a mountain and shout it for the world to hear.
Bey: *smiles big* Awwwwwww!!!! Jaaaayy!! That is sooo sweeeeet!!
Jay: Bey, I'm really happy about this. Thank you!
Bey: Thank you ? For what ?
Jay: What you mean for what ? For allowing me to be a father of course.
Bey: You don't have to thank me. 
Jay: Maybe not, but I want to.
Bey: Well I guess I should say you're welcome!
Jay: I just wanna kiss you right now.
Bey: You can do more then kiss tonight. *winks*
Jay: Oh hell yeah, hell yeah.
Bey: *giggles* I'm ready to go HOME.
Jay: Whose home? My home or your home? *chuckles*
Bey: Funny! *giggles* My home, because that's where all of my stuff is.
Jay: We can always move it.
Bey: We can. Just not today. 
Jay: Why not ? It's still early in the day.
Bey: Don't you have you a dinner party to plan?
Jay: Yeah, but I can do both baby.
Bey: We can do it another day Pop pop.
Jay: What's wrong with today ?
Bey: Jay, as bad as I want to. I don't feel like doing all of that today.
Jay: Alright, we can you at least stay the night with me?
Bey: Now that. I can do.
Jay: Okay, so who do you want me to call ?
Bey: My parents, Solange, Angie, Ty, Kelly, Michelle.

Jay: That's all ?
Bey: Yeah, who are you going to call ?
Jay: My mom, sisters, nana, and TyTy, and Kanye.

Bey: Kanye ?
Jay: Yeah. Is that bad ?
Bey: No. I just wasn't expecting you to say Kanye.

Jay: Ohh. Well are you ready to go ? I wanna get started with this dinner party.
Bey: Okay. I need a to-go box !
Jay: Of course do. Pregnant ass!
Bey: *laughs* Shut up!




*They pay the bill, and leave*


(In The Car)
Jay: Bey do you think you'll be able to handle giving birth?
Bey: Hell NO! *giggles* Solange scarred me FOR LIFE. Who ever said child birth was beautiful lied like hell! She was squeezing my hands and hollering.
Jay: *laughs* That's how you'll be. 
Bey: *laughs* Lawd bless everyone in that delivery room. Including you..


*They go back to Bey's place, Jay arranges the dinner party and a restaurant. Private party type shit. It's 7:30, ERRBODY was there waiting for Jayonce to show up*


Solo: You know what? I'm NOT here for these two LATE people.
Angie: Okay! Bey can NEVER be on time for ANYTHING.
Ty: RIGHT! She is going to be late for her OWN wedding. 
Annie: Jay is always late.
Mama Tina: They belong together.
Matthew: *whispers* I wouldn't go that far.
Kelly: How are they going to invite everyone out and show up late? The bafoonery. I tell ya boy.
Michelle: Why did they have all of us come here anyway ?
Mama Gloria: I asked Shawn that but he said that they just wanted us to have dinner together. I don't know.
Solo: *gasps* Maybe they're going to tell us that they're going to do a reality show!!!
Mama Tina: Girl! HUSH!
Angie: Beyonce ? A reality show ? Not likely.
Ty: Beyonce wouldn't do a reality show if JESUS HIMSELF asked het and paid her!


*They all laugh, Bey and Jay walk in hand in hand*


Solo: About freaking TIME!
Angie: It's only been an hour!
Bey: Oh hush! I had to get cute. Beauty takes time!
Solo: So what took you so long ? Cos you ain't beautiful!
Bey: I am cute! Ain't I baby ? 
Jay: Hell yeahh! You sexy! *kisses her lips*
Kelly: Don't start this mushy mess!
Annie: Don't have the time.
Ty: Nor do I have the stomach!
Nana: So Shawn, why did you have everyone here ?
Jay: I told you nana we just wanted a dinner with everyone.
Kelly: Well, lets order food because I'm hungry.
Angie: That's nothing new. You're ALWAYS hungry. 
Kelly: You know what ?
Mama Tina: Y'all two knock it OFF! Act like I raised y'all with some damn sense.
Solo: This family is a ratchet mess. Black folks can never act right! Can't take y'all no where. 
Ty: Correction! Anywhere.
Solo: OOP! Don't you correct my English!
Ty: Maybe if you spoke it correctly I wouldn't have to.
Solo: You-
Mama Tina: *hits the table* HEY! What I say ??
Solo & Ty: Sorry Mama!

Bey & Jay: *laughs*
Mama Tina: And what y'all laughing at? 
Bey & Jay: Nothing.
Mama Tina: That's what I thought! Y'all ain't gone raise my blood pressure.
Ty: Aren't. Aren't going to..
Mama Tina: Boy, don't make me cross this table. Hear?
Ty: Sorry.
Bey: Can we order, I'm starving!
Matthew: That's what I'm saying baby girl!


*They order, their food comes. It's time to pray*


Mama Gloria: Who's going to pray ? 
Ty: NOT BEYONCE!
Kelly: Anyone BUT Beyonce
Bey: Why don't y'all want me to pray?
Mama Tina: Girl! No has the time for your "I need pray for everyone and every object" prayers.
Ty: Okay, Praying for the legs on the table, the forks, and plates.
Kelly: Praying for the chief and everything.
Mickey: HELL! Can someone pray ? I'm dying of hunger!
Michelle: I would love to pray.
Solo: *whisper* Of course you would.
Angie: *whisper* Lord, our food is going to be cold when she finishes this prayer.
Ty: I only go to church on Sundays. It isn't today.
Nana: Go ahead and bless the food baby.
Michelle: Okay, everyone close your eyes and bow your head!


*Everyone's bows their heads except Ty*


Ty: *eating*
Angie: *whisper* Ty! Bow yo head!
Ty: Girl! I don't have the time. I wanna eat tonight. Not in the morning.
Solo: *whispers* Y'all are the devils!
Mama Tina: *gives the death stare*


*They bow their heads*


Michelle: Dear Father God, We would like thank thee for bringing us all together on this amazing night! We thank thee for this food we're about to receive for the nourishment of our bodies. We thank you for all that doneee for uss Father God. * 2 minutes later* And Jesus name we pray.


EVERYONE: *angry* AMEN!!!!!!


*They start eating, 2 minutes into eating*


Jay: *rubs Bey's thigh under the table*
Bey: *looks up at him* 
Jay: *winks*
Bey: *smiles*


*They both stand up* 


Mama Gloria: Y'all leaving ?
Nana: Y'all can't so early.
Jay: We're not leaving. We wanna tell y'all something.
Matthew: What is it Bey ?
Solo: Let me guess! Y'all moving to Africa?
Bey: *giggles* No.
Angie: Y'all buying an island?
Jay: Not yet.
Kelly: Y'all buying a TV Network?
Ty: Y'all need to buy Ratchet BET.
Michelle: More like EBT.
Annie: EBT ?
Solo: Embarrassing Black Television.
Mama Tina: I have an idea. How about we let them say what they want to say.
Bey: Thank you..
Jay: You wanna say it or should I ?
Bey: You wanna say it ?
Jay: Nah, baby you can say it.
Bey: Jay you can say it. I know you wanna say it.
Jay: You can say it babe.
Mama Gloria: SOMEBODY SAY IT! HELL!
Bey & Jay: We're having a baby!!!! *look at each other and smile*
Mama Gloria: Awww!! About time!!
Mama Tina: Awww Mama's baby is having a baby!!
Kelly: Yaaaaayyy! I'mma be an Aunty!!
Angie: Buuut Beyonce isn't your sister.
Solo: Right!! Tryna steal my postion!! Congrats Thu thu and bucket head!
Ty: Congrats guuuuuyssss! I can't wait to see this biscuit head baby!!
Angie: Don't call my unborn baby cousin no biscuit head *laugh*
Mickey: Congrats Bey and Jay!!!
Bey & Jay: Thank you *smiles big*
Nana: God's precious gift! It's beautiful thing..Y'all will be great parents!!
Michelle: I can't wait until the Christening!!!
Solo: Girl!!! The baby isn't even born yet!!
Matthew: Y'all realize that y'all aren't married yet?
Mama Tina: Matt, don't ruin the moment stating the obvious!
Solo: Please!!!! Imma be an Aunty!! 
Matthew: Jay, let me talk to you for a minute!
Bey: Dad! NO!

Jay: Nahh, baby it's cool. *kisses her lips*


*Matthew and Jay go outside to talk*


Nana: So Beyonce. Are you excited to be a mother?
Bey: Yes, Beyond excited! *smiles*
Mama Tina: Awww, my baby. Seems like yesterday I was picking you up from dance class. *tears up*
Bey: Awww, don't cry mom.
Annie: I just hope the baby doesn't look ANYTHING like my ugly brother!
Solo: *whispers* You can say that again.
Ty: *nudges her* Don't do it Solo dolo!
Bey: Your brother isn't ugly. I happen to think he's very sexy! *giggles*
Everyone: WE KNOW!
Ty: *whisper* CH...she thinks the dick is sexy!
Kelly: *whisper* Preach!
Michelle: Y'all ain't right.
Mickey: How far along are you ?
Bey: I don't know yet. We've been to the doctor yet. I'mma call tomorrow. 


*They all congratulate Bey. Crack jokes on how the baby will look. 5 minutes later. Matthew and Jay comes back*


(Bey)
Why does Jay have that look on his face.


Jay: *sits next to her and whisper in her ear* You ready. Baby daddy, needs to relieve some stress on that puss!








To Be Fucking Continued!!!









5 comments:

  1. FUNNY!!! Great Post & wats wrong wth Jay he stress all of a sudden maybe because of Matthew update soon..........;))

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  2. I. CANNOT...with Solo and Ty! Lmao! and Jay with "Father knows best!" -_- nooo better yet, "Sickness. Of. The Morning!" X__X REALLY NIGGA?!

    Great update!!!

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  3. lovely...update soon.

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  4. Awwww that was cute the beginning lmaoooo at jay calling the baby a biscuit ctfuuu!!!! Lorddd Ty and solo at dinner tooooooo funnyyyyyyyy and what the hell mat say to jay lol smh jay ready to go home and do his beat it up dance lmaooo great post

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  5. Wow that was really funny I loved it update soon GREAT update keep up with the good work!!!

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