You Need A Plummer

*Jay goes to tell Matthew that Bey's getting dressed. Bey comes out 5 minutes later* 


Bey: What do you want Matthew?  

Jay: Imma give y'all a minute!

Bey: No! Stay!

Matthew: Good! Leave!

Jay: Nigga! What the fuck! This is my house! You can leave! 

Bey: Jay baby! Please! Every time to you get upset and yell the baby starts kicking a lot! 

Matthew: You need to learn some respect boy! 

Jay: Respect? *walks towards him, Bey is standing in front of him trying to prevent a fight* You don't even have respect for your daughter! Why the fuck would I respect you!?

Bey: Baby-

Matthew: You don't respect her! You cheat on her every chance you get! 

Bey: Dad-

Jay: *trying to get pass Bey* That ain't none of your business-

Matthew: You know damn well you ain't gone take care that baby! I listen to your lryics! You ain't shit! My daughter deserves better!

Jay: *still trying to get passed Bey* Who are you to-Bey can you and ya big ass stomach move!

Bey: No!

Jay: Who are you to say who or what she deserves? Are you God muh fu-

Bey: Jay watch your mouth!

Jay: *looks down at her* Are you God? You ain't shit nigga! Calling ya own daughter a hoe! 

Matthew: You don't even love her! What kind of a man puts his hands on a woman? What-

Jay: You like bringing up old shit! You know damn WELL you put ya hands on Bey's mom at least once. Don't try to act like you a fuck-

Bey: Jay, stop cursing!

Jay: Baby? Shut up! Let me say what I got to say!

Matthew: Don't talk to my daughter like that! Beyonce is that what you put up with?

Bey: I-

Jay: Baby?

Bey: What?

Jay: Shut up! 

Bey: *laughs* *rolls eyes*

Matthew: You-

Jay: You're not a FUCKIN saint! You know you hit her mom before, cheated on her more than once! If you a man then you cheated! You always feel the need to stick ya ugly ass in our business! You only in it for the money-

Bey: Okay Jay! That's it! You said enough! 

Jay: Nah! I ain't done yet! He needs to be stood up to! He ain't gone down talk me no fuckin more-

Bey: Anymore babe, anymore.

Jay: Don't correct me right now country bumpkin! Yo dad has had enough say in our relationship! That shit has come to an end as of RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!

Bey: Jay I-

Jay: Handle it or I will!

Bey: Okay. 

Jay: *smacks her ass* I'm serious!

Bey: Owww! Okaaaay! Jay, go in the room!

Jay: Ight! Gimme kiss so I can lower my blood pressure! 

Bey: *kisses him*

Jay: *tongues her down* Make it fast. Daddy is exhausted!

Bey: Alright babe. Can you run me some bath water please baby? 

Jay: Yeah. 

Bey: With the lavender bubbles!

Jay: Im not taking a bath in lavender shit! 

Bey: Just do it.

Jay: *walks towards the room*

She got me taking lavender baths and shit! I can't even take a nap wit my baby mama without a peasant ass nigga ruining shit!

Bey: Jay?

Jay: Huh?

Bey: Shut the hell up!

Jay: *laughs* alright! When you leave I be talkin again.

Bey: *shakes her head* 

*Jay goes to the bathroom in their bedroom and runs some bath water. And Bey talks to her father* 

Matthew: Can WE talk now?

Bey: What is there to talk about?
Matthew: Can we sit and talk?
Bey: *rolls eyes* I guess.

*They shit on the couch*

Matthew: Look I wanna apologize for telling Jay what I did. You were right. It was wrong and it wasn't my place nor it any of my business-

Bey: It wasn't. You always have something negative to say. No matter how happy Jay and I are; you find a way to take the joy-

Matthew: I know and I'm sorry but I still don't think you need to be with-

Bey: How can you "apologize" and then turn around and do very same thing you're apologizing for? That defeats the purpose of apologizing doesn't it?
Matthew: Yeah maybe but as a father I want to protect-

Bey: Protect me? From what? If you haven't noticed I'm a grown woman. How can you "protect me" from being loved? You think that relationships are suppose be picture perfect and shit. This isn't a lame sitcom. Yes I'm in the public eye but I'm  human and being so I'm gonna take Jay no matter what. He cheated on me, put his hands on me, lied and did everything else any other man does and I take him because I'M A HUMAN BEING. 

Matthew: You-

Bey: If you were this great protective father then how could you think of me in that way? I suppose you can think whatever you want but keep your negative thoughts to yourself. Why did you even tell him that when you KNOW he's IS the father?

Matthew: Because he doesn't deserve you. I can't stand the thought you two being together. He isn't the right person for you..

Bey: So you would rather me raise a baby on my own and be miserable? I guess that's how much you love me right? As you can see Jay and I still together and stronger then you could ever imagine. He isn't a little boy, if there's something bothering him he tells me unlike you; going behind my back spreading false information.

Matthew: See Beyonce, he has bamboozled you. You're getting smart with me and you've changed.

Bey: *rolls eyes* You're ridiculous. Did I change or did I just stop acting like you wanted me to? I let you control me, what I do, how I do it, and everything else for too damn long. You can tell Solange what do to but NOT me. You're my father but I have my own life-
Matthew: I get that, but you just let Jay talk to me in a disrespectful manor. I don't like it.
Jay: *yelling from the room* Nigga, I'mma grown ass!
Bey: Yeah what he said.
Matthew: See! What-
Bey: I can't control what comes out of his mouth. He loves me so if he knows that I'm being hurt by someone even if that person is my own dad then he's going to say what he wants, defend and protect me the why I should be.
Jay: *yelling from the room* Yeah that's right Bey. You let him know baby.
Bey: Ohhh I'm letting him
Jay: *yelling from the room* Yeahhhhh set that nigga straight!
Bey: Alright you can shut up now. I got it Jay. 
Matthew: Beyonce-
Bey: Look, if you can't accept and respect Jay's and I relationship then you-
Matthew: You gone choose him over me?
Bey: You made that decision when you disrespected Jay! And myself most importantly. You can choose to either accept it or miss out your grandchild's life, because if you can't show some respect for this relationship then I don't want you around my child. 
Matthew: Wow. I never thought I'd see this day..
Bey: *stands up* Yeah I didn't see a lot of things coming. You can let yourself out. Lock my door when you take your much wanted exist.

*Bey goes to their bedroom. Jay is digging in his night stand* 

Bey: Babe *sniff*

Jay: *turns around* Baby why are you crying? *walks to her*

Bey: *sniffs* Can you just hold me tight please? *sniff*

Jay: Aww babe. Come here. *hugs her, puts his chin on the top of her head* It's okay. 

Bey: *buries her face in his chest and cries* Jaaaaay! How could he?

Jay: I don't know the answer to that. But sometimes people aren't going to be want you them to be. It's nothing you can do about it babe. I'm here for you always, and that's all that matters. 

Bey: *cries* I know but after all of this time I thought he would get over it. 

Jay: What did you say to him?

Bey: That if cant handle us being together with the baby on its way, or if he can't respect you-until he comes to his senses and realizes that you aren't going anywhere, then I don't wanna to talk him.

Jay: *pulls back, looks in her eyes* Bey I didnt mean for you to disown him.

Bey: I know! But it needed to be done. And if he wants to miss out on his grandchild's life that's life his lost not mine.

Jay: I'm sorry babe.

Bey: Don't worry about it. *wipes tears*

Jay: As long as I'm alive I'm gonna worry....Let's relax in the bathtub and forget about it. Alright *kiss her forehead*

Bey: Alright. 

*They go to the bathroom to take a nice relaxing bath. Jay gets in first, then he helps Bey get in. Bey sits between Jay's legs with her back against his chest.* 

Bey: Thank you babe. I love you.

Jay: Don't thank me for something that I'm suppose to do. I love you more babe.

Bey: *leans back and lays her head on his shoulder* This is the most relaxing thing ever. Taking a bath with my Pop Pop.

Jay: *puts both hands on her belly* I know. Nothing else matters right now but you and I. 

Bey: The baby is finally calm. Thank God. *giggles*

Jay: That's because his daddy is taking care of his mommy. *kisses her neck*

Bey: Hm. But the baby is a girl babe. I can feel it.

Jay: You may "feel" it but I know the baby is a boy. You just gotta accept it boo.

Bey: I cannot wait until November, so that you can hush. 

Jay: Can you believe this? Who woulda thought you'd be having my baby. I woulda never guessed this. Can you believe we're having a real life baby?

Bey: *giggles* No. Jay we're having a pretend life baby. I believed it when I woke up with this bump in front of me. *giggles*

Jay: I know, but are you as scared as I am?

Bey: Yeah. I am scared. A little. We're gonna be responsible for another innocent life. But I think that we'll be just fine as long as we keep the love between us. 
Jay: Yeah you're right. Our love will never die like I always tell you....Bey you know what I was thinking?
Bey: Oh no. I hope you didn't strain yourself too much.
Jay: I see you got jokes. But I was thinking that we should take pictures.
Bey: Don't we already do that? We have tons on the Mac-
Jay: Not that fooh. I'm talking about professional pictures. Like as a family. Me and you, then you and your family. Me and my family. And then everyone together.
Bey: I like that idea. Where would we do this?
Jay: At first I thought that we could do it right here in the house but an actual studio may be better.
Bey: I prefer a studio. All of them in here? Getting on my nerves? No thanks. *giggles* When do you wanna do this?
Jay: Were doing it on the 8th.
Bey: Huh?
Jay: I already set it up. 
Bey: So you just knew that I would agree huh? Does my family know?
Jay: Yes ma'am. They do.
Bey: Even Kelly and Michelle?
Jay: Mhmm. 
Bey: Wow-
Jay: Yeah I know. I'm the man. *chuckles*
Bey: Yeah, you the man. 
Jay: Let me show you.
Bey: How are you gonna show me?
Jay: Like this *kisses her passionately* 
Bey: *lost in his kiss* Umm..
Jay: Let's take this to the bed. 
Bey: Can you help me up and out?


*Jay helps Bey's pregnant ass out of the bath tub. They go to the bed. Jay lays on the bed and pulls Bey on his lap and goes deep*


Bey: *gasps* Be gentle this time babe. 
Jay: *holding her waist and thrusts slowly* Mmm. I got you ma.
Bey: Ohhhh Jayyy. Make love to me baby. *moans*
Jay: Oooo shit. Yo pussy throbbing. *moans* 
Bey: Jaaaaay, *moans* You're soooo biiiiiiiiggggg! Mmmm *grabs her boobs* 
Jay: I *thrust* love *thrust* you *thrust* Beyonce *thrust*
Bey: Mmmm mmmm mmmm. I mmm loooove youuu toooo Shaaaawn. *moans* *meets his thrust* 
Jay: *stops thrusting* Yeah, ride it baby.

Bey: *riding slowly* Ahhhh. You're...*moans*...in....*moans*..my stomach.

Jay: Mhmmmmm. *moans* This my pussy Bey?

Bey: *bites lips* *eyes shut* Yesssss daddy. Its yours..*moans*

*10 minutes later*

Bey: Oooooo! Make me cum baby. *moans* 

Jay: *grabs her waist and beats it up* *grunts*

Bey: AHHHHH AHHH MMM HHMMM HMMM *pulls her hairs* Okay okay. Stop stop!!! *moans*

Jay: You need daddy dick Bey? *grunts*

Bey: Yess baby. *moans* uhh! I need it baby. *moans* I need it.

Jay: *strokes* Fuuuuuck! This pussy feel gooooood! *grunts* 

Bey: Yesssss daddyyyy.. Im cumminggggggg *cums* *orgasm* Hmmm ahhhhh mmmm. Shit. *licks her lips* 

*5 Minutes later* 

Bey: Shiiiit Jay. Cum already. I caaaaant *moans* take thisssss.. *moans*

Jay: Hol up baby. Almost there...*moans* Here *thrust* I *thrust* come *thrust* *cums* Oooooo SHIT girl.

Bey: *deep breath* Finally! 

Jay: I'm not done yet. 

Bey: I can barely breathe on a regular basis..You're trying to kill me.

Jay: Ohhhhhh hush!

*Jay lays Bey on her side and gets behind her. Lifts her lift leg up. Take his "ego" and rubs it up and down Bey cooch* 

Bey: Oooo. *moans* Jayyyyy. Stop teasing me. 

Jay: You ain't ready for this dick. *hits her cooch w/ his penis*

Bey: Yesss. I'm reaaadddyyyy. Put it in me deep. *Jay goes deep* *moans* *Jays takes it out* Shawn Corey Carter if you don't stop playing with my hormones you will never be able to have sex EVER AGAIN!!!

Jay: *goes deeps* How you want it? Fast or slow? * starts thrusting* 

Bey: *moans* iiiiiiii *moans* waaaant boooooth *moans* 

(Bey) 

After I said that. Jay took control. He showed my poor vagina no mercy. He started beating it up like never before. I felt pain and and pleasure. I loved pain as much as I loved the pleasure. He was thrusting in and out of me so quickly. Each time he went in I got wetter and wetter. He was breathing heavy and grunting in my ear. That turned me on even more. I came within 30 seconds. He was going deep. I felt every bit of him touching each one of my walls. The rawness. All I could do was scream, yell, moan. I couldn't handle it. I reached for a pillow to drown out my screams but my Pop Pop stopped me. He wanted to her me scream and shout. I bit the shit out of his arm. He went even harder and deep. He wasn't harming the baby. He was gentle all the time. He started rubbing my clit in circular motions slowly, then he sped it up. My body couldn't deal, I squirted. My body started to shake uncontrollably. I couldn't speak AT ALL. No words left my lips at the very intense moment. I was in heaven. I started gushing. Jay felt all of my wetness. "DAMN YO PUSSY IS SOAKING. YO SIT LEAKING" is what he said. He started stroking me slowly. It felt amazing; being the fact that I was soaking wet. Were we covered in sweat. I kept screaming his name loud. He was whispering "say my name" in my ear in a deep, sexy, raspy tone. After he whispered in my ear he licked and sucked my neck. He starting massaging my clit again as he stroked me. I had yet another orgasm. My body was weaker than weak. I swear his dick gets bigger each time we make love. He came a few times, I could tell by the tone of his grunts. After his last nut he pulled out; got from behind me; put his face in vagina and blew my mind. He didn't just lick it or suck it. He ate it. He munched on it; like it was his last meal. This time I grabbed a pillow and bit down hard. I starting whining my hip. Which made it feel even better. He put his whole tongue inside of me and just left it there. The coldness on my vagina from me being so wet and the warmth from his tongue, and him breathing in and out felt GREAT. Like a white a Christmas in California. He started doing this crazy shit with his tongue and he was massaging my clit yet again. "mmmmm" I came. He didn't swallow it this time. He watch my body fluids ooze out of me. 

(Jay) 

After I ate that pussy up. I stood up and looked down at my dick that was still hard and throbbing. I had one last nut to bust. I wanted to bust it right in her mouth. I winked my eye, I bit my bottom lip and looked back down at Jay Jr. Indicating that I wanted her to suck my dick. I grabbed her by her ankles and gently drug her to the edge of the socking wet bed. I sat her up. I stood in front of her. She looked down at my dick, then back up at me. "put it in ya mouth" is what I told her. She licked the tip of my dick in circles. I was getting harder and harder each time he tongue circled. She grabbed my dick with her right hand and licked Jay Jr up and down. She likes teasing me. She spit on it to get it nice and wet. She jacked me nice and slow. Shit. A nigga was on cloud 44. She started sucking the tip. She was sucking it softly at first. Then she sucked it hard as fuck. She was sucking me up like she were a damn vacuum. She was massaging my big juicy balls as she sucked my dick head. She put more of her saliva on my dick. I knew she was getting ready to deep throat my shit. She put my dick in her mouth as far as she could without gagging herself. She bobbed her head back and forth. I bit down on my lip. I didn't wanna close my eyes, I wanted to watch my dick go in and out. It was hard to keep my eyes open, because she was sucking to fuckin good. She moved her head in circles. My veins grew larger. It was like her mouth was riding my dick. He lifted my dick up and sucked my balls. That shit made my knees weak. I felt like a lil bitch getting weak at the knees. I tried locking them. She put my dick back in he mouth. Her hair was getting in the way, so I grabbed it with both of my hand. I started fuckin her mouth slowly. " OH SHIT....FUCK.." are the only words I said. My thrust in her mouth were slow, long and strong. I felt my nut coming on so I sped it up. I grunted and my body got weak as my nut was reaching. I pulled out and busted a nut right there on her titties. I cleaned her off with the bed sheet. It needed to be washed anyway. Baby wet the bed. 

Jay: Damn girl. You got a nigga weak, sleepy and hungry as fuck.
Bey: That was A-MAZ-ING. I can't explain it. I don't even know how I had the energy to give you head.
Jay: You was suckin my dick RIGHT.
Bey: Well what can I say? *cocky smile*
Jay: I beat yo pussy UP! *does MJ foot work* Yeaaaaahhhh! That's my new beat it up dance. 
Bey: *crack up* Jay. What. The. Hell. Was. That? *cracks up* 
Jay: Why you always talking SHIT? *laughs* You don't be talking shit when I'm waxing that ass.
Bey: *giggles, looks away*
Jay: Bey, look at this.
Bey: *looks at Jay*
Jay: *flexes his arms, thrust his pelvis making his nuts bounce* *laughs* This is my other beat it up dance.
Bey: *laughs* Jay. Just stop babe. You need help ASAP. How the hell are you making it bounce like that?
*laughs*
Jay: exes his arms, thrust his pelvis making his nuts bounce* I. Beat. Up. The. Pussy. Up. I. Made. You. Squirt. I. Gave. You. Three. Orgasms. In. 30. Minutes. I. Am. The. Fucking. Man. 
Bey: *laughs* Can you stop doing that damn goofy ass dance?
Jay: *MJ beat it up dance* Not until you tell me that I beat it and put the dick down. 
Bey: *laughs* Okay babe. You beat it up. 
Jay: What else did I do?
Bey: You put the dick down baby.
Jay: Yeahhhhhh! You ain't going no where. You stuck with me for the rest of your life.
Bey: How do you figure that? *lays down* 
Jay: *lays next to her* Because of this DICK! You're too whipped boo. You know that another nigga can't hit it like I hit. Am I right or am I right? 
Bey: You're right. Now shut up. I'm going to sleep.
Jay: Who you talking to?
Bey: You nigga. *giggles*
Jay: *cracks up* Don't ever in yo life.

Bey: *giggles* What?
Jay: *chuckles* Nothing Bey. Lets go to sleep. 

*They go to sleep. They sleep for about 2 hours. Jay gets waken up by Bey's phone ringing*

Jay: Bey? Shut that phone up.

Bey: *snoring*

Jay: Shit. Let me not wake her up. *gets Beys phones* Hello?

Dr Brown: Hello, may I speak with Beyonce please?

Jay: She's sleeping. Who is this, i'll tell her that you called.

Dr Brown: Ohh well this is her doctor. Can you have her give me a ring when she awakens?

Jay: Well this is Jay. Is there a problem with her or the baby?
Dr Brown: Oh. I didn't even recognize your voice. But there is no problem. I was just calling to reschedule our appointment time tomorrow.
Jay: Ohh okay. Well, what time are you changing it too?
Dr Brown: Too 8:30.
Jay: 8:30 pm right? 
Dr Brown: No. Am.
Jay: Aww man. Bey isn't a morning person but alright. Sounds good.
Dr Brown: Okay. See you two in the morning. Bye, have a nice night.
Jay: You too. Bye.


*They hang up* 


Bey: *stretches, yawns* Who was that babe?
Jay: The doctor. She had to change the appointment time.
Bey: To when?
Jay: 8:30.
Bey: Isn't that a little late.
Jay: 8:30 in the morning.
Bey: IN THE MORNING! Jay why would you tell her 8 fuckin 30 in the damn morning. You gone have me up before Jesus Christ and the Mexicans.
Jay: I didn't pick the time. She did.
Bey:I don't give a damn. You could have told her ass no. 
Jay: How can I tell her no?
Bey: The same way you tell me no. It's not hard. 




*Bey talked Jay's ear until they bleed. Its now the next day. Morning. 6am. Jay's alarm just went off. He has to wake Bey the snoring bear*


Jay: Here it goes. * nudges Bey* Baby?....Bey..*taps her* Babe, it's time to wake up.
Bey: *rolls over with the look murder on her face* 
Jay: I'm sorry babe, but you have to get up.
Bey: *rolls back over* 
Jay: *gets up and walks over to Bey's side of the bed* Get up Bey. *reaches for her arm*
Bey: Jay if you touch me I'mma cut ya balls off and make you wear them ass ear rings.
Jay: *pulls her out the bed* Do it then. But I wanna hear my sons heart beat so you gotta get up.
Bey: *gets up* Jay I'm sooooo tired. 
Jay: I'm sorry. So I am. But when it's over and done with you can go back to sleep.


*They take a shower together, get dressed, eat cereal. The doctor arrives, Dr Brown did everything else now they're about to listen to the heart beat*




Baby's heart beat: boomboom boomboom boomboom boomboom.
Dr Brown: Baby Carter has a healthy heart.
Bey: *tears* Awww Jay. Did you hear that? Our little muffin.
Jay: *happy* Yeaaah. It sounds like a dope ass beat to a song. 
Bey: Oh Lord *giggles* 
Jay: My lil man is healthy right?
Bey: She.
Jay: He.
Bey: She.
Jay: He.
Dr Brown: BABY Carter is in great condition. You guys are doing a great job. What ever you're doing; keep it up.
Jay: * raises his eye brows at Bey* Oh I plan to. *winks*
Bey: Don't wink those big bubble eyes at me like that. I feel violated.
Jay: I'mma violated you alright. *licks his lips*
Dr Brown: OKAY. That's my cue to leave. *giggles* 


*Dr Brown packs her things and leaves* 


(September 8th 4pm)
*At Bey and Jay's house*


Jay: Bey hurry up. We're already late. Everyone is waiting on us. 
Bey: *doing her make up* Oh well. Their asses will continue to wait-
Jay: This is why I told you get ready at 1:00. You take forever. 
Bey: You're pissing me off. Shut up and WAIT like everyone else. 
Jay: *sighs* Oh my fuckin God.
Bey: You better be anger. Breathing out like you want me to slap the shit out of you. 
Jay: Alright Beyonce. Just speed up your process. 
Bey: *comes* Pass me my shirt please babe.

Jay: *passes her shirt*
Bey: *puts her shirt on* Now I'm ready. How do I look? *pregnant pose*
Jay: Like me. Now lets go.


*They leave. Get in the car. Bey and Jay are wearing match Blue tiny stripe button button ups*


Bey: I'm hungry baby.
Jay: Beyonce, why didn't you eat before we left? We're already on the freeway.
Bey: Fine. Let ya child starve. 
Jay: My goodness.


*exist freeway*


Jay: What you want?
Bey: Taco Bell.
Jay: Not an option.
Bey: Taco Bell.
Jay: I just said no.
Bey: Ughhh fine. I want Mac Donald's.

Jay: We JUST passed like 5.

Bey: Well turn around then.

*They get to a Mac Donald's, they go in the drive through. They ordered. Bey got upset because they weren't serving breakfast, she cursed the poor lady out. She ordered 3 Double Double's, Large Hi-C, and two large fries. But they forgot a burger and a fry.*

Bey: The stupid bitch forgot my burger and fry!!

Jay: It's okay Bey. You don't need it.

Bey: Don't you tell me what I need. *unbuckles seat belt*

Jay: What are you doing babe?

Bey: *unlocks door* To get my got damn food. What you thought?
Jay: Beyonce, you cannot go in there without a body guard.

Bey: *gets out of the car and walks in Mac Donald's*

Jay: She kills me. Help me Lord.

(In Mac Donalds)

*Bey just cuts the line* 

Bey: Umm. You guys forgot my burger and fries.

Clerk: Do you have the receipt?

Bey: No I don't have a damn receipt. I just went through the drive through. I want my burger and fries.

Clerk: Oh shit. You're BEYONCE.

Bey: No fooh, I'm Kelly Rowland. Do you see this stomach? My baby wants that burger and fries. Now, I want my damn food.

*The clerk hurries to get Bey her food. Everyone in there were taking pictures. Jay came in just as Bey got her food.*

Jay: Bey. Come on. 

Person: Oh fuck! That's JayZ. 

*More people took pictures, they started walking up to Bey and Jay. They ran out and into the car. *

Jay: *looking at Bey* 

Bey: *eating* What?
Jay: Nothing.

*They finally get to the studio* 

Bey: *still eating* Don't y'all start.

Mama Tina: What took y'all so long?

Jay: Ask Beyonce.

Bey: Don't look at me. *sips drink* My baby wanted a double double.

Jay: 3 of them.

Solo: Thu, you ate 3 double double?

Jay: Yeah, with her little greedy ass. She made get off of the freeway just get it.

Mama Gloria: You don't play with a pregnant woman's food.

Bey: Say it again! *loud burp*

Solo: Oh real lady like Bey.

Mama Tina: You need to find yo manors.

BeY: Thank you.

Kelly: Heeeey. You beat me.

Angie: Y'all sicken me. 

Bey: Let's take these picture. I want a cookie. 

Ty: Yo ass is just greedy.

Bey: Don't start with me Ty. I will slap you straight.

Ty: Oop! I'll let you slide. 

*Bey and Jay start posing, Jay is standing behind her holding her belly*

Photographer: Okay,now Jay kneel down and kiss her stomach and Bey you touch his head. *snap*

Jay: Oh hell naw. Who invited this nigga

To Be Fucking Continued!!!!!