PMSING

Bey: Ha! Why should I trust you over my OWN man.
Rih: Look Beyonce I know you  probably don't like me. Jay told me you that you get jealous. But I'm not the worry. I've been around for short amount of time and I see it..I don't wanna lose this opportunity but as I woman I feel the need to tell you..

*Bey is kind upset that Jay said that she gets jealous..She does believe Rihanna. But she wants to keep the conversation going just because and...*

Bey: mhm. You see what ?

Rih: His secretary flirts with him and he is kind of lending her on..

Bey: *rolls her eyes*  mhmm! How do I know you're not lying to cover your own ass.

Rih: Uhh! In case you haven't noticed Jay is old.

Bey: What you tryna say Rihanna ?

Rih: Ohh no no no. Nothing like that. I'm saying that he's my boss.

Bey: Ohh because you were this close to writing a check that that ass cant cash !!!

Rih: Of course.

Bey: mm! Well lemme to you this !! You make sure that YOU don't flirt with Jay! You keep it 100 percent business ! He's MINE! From the top of his head to the bottom of them big ass feet! Mine! I be damn if I let anyone grab him from under my arm!! You got that ?

Rih: Like I told you. Don't worry about me! It's Chrissy!

*Bey hears the door knob being unlocked.*

Bey: Right! I bet is!! It was nice talking to you. We should go out to lunch.*click*

*Bey hangs up with Rihanna. She didn't believe a damn word of what Rihanna said. She loves her man and she trust him. If didn't bother not one bit..Jay comes through the door and Bey jumps in arms*

Bey: Baaaabyy! 

Jay: *giggles* You missed me ?

Bey: *shakes her head yes* mhmm

Jay: *kisses her* mm! Come show me in the bedroom! *kisses her*

Bey: Hmm! I wish I could but I can't!

Jay: *looks are her like wtf* and why is that??

Bey: Because I just got my period earlier.

Jay: You  lying, it's the 13th. Your doesn't come until the end..

Bey: Well I'm glad you know you my body! *attitude*

Jay: Alright BB, calm down!

Bey: Can you put me down now ?

Jay: Why ?

Bey: Because you're annoying me! Now put me down!  

*Jay puts her down, she goes to the living room to watch TV and Jay goes to the kitchen and comes out with Beys ice cream*

Bey: Who said that you could eat my ice cream ?

Jay: Last time I checked I bought it.

Bey: And the last time u checked I bought that watch that's on your wrist.

Jay: And I bought this house that you're  living in...

Bey: Eww! You're such an ass! You better enjoy that ice cream your eating. Because you won't be eating me!

Jay: *laughs* yeah right! I can hold out longer than you can!

*Jay walks into their bedroom. Bey is PMSING. So they're annoyed with each other. They avoid one another. It's 10:00 and Bey falls asleep on the couch! Jay can't sleep without Bey so, he goes to the living room..*

Jay: *taps her arm* BB?

Bey: *still sleep*

Jay: *taps her arm twice* Beyoncé ?

Bey: *opens one eye*....huh? Oh what Jay ?

Jay: You still mad at me? 

Bey: I'm mad that you ate my ice cream.

Jay:  Goodness Bey, it's just ice cream. You can always get more!

Bey: Mhmm, leave me alone! Why did you wake me up anyway?

Jay: Because I want you to come sleep in the bed with me...

Bey: You could've fooled me. Rudeness !

Jay: Okay, I'm sorry. I love you now come on girl!

*Bey gets up*

Bey: Don't be telling me what to do!

Jay: I see you got up tho!

*Bey sits back down on the couch*

Jay: Okay okay..come on please.

Bey: Mhmm! That's what I thought!

*Bey gets up and they  go their bedroom and Jay gets in the bed and Bey goes to her closet*

Jay: What are you doing babe ?

Bey: Uh! Getting clothes, that's why I'm in the closet of course!

Jay: Damn Bey! You gone stop being mean ?

Bey: You gone stop getting on my damn nerves?

Jay: What is it gone take for you to stop being an ass ?

Bey: *walking out of the closet* Some midol, brownies and some ice cream! Can you get it for me love ?

Jay: Anything to make Sasha go away and get my BB back! I'll be back in 30 minutes. I'mma go to the store!

Bey: Oh and the brownies that have the powder

Jay: What if they don't have those?

Bey: Uhhh...the ones with the powder !

Jay: Bey...Nevermind I'll be back!

Bey: Okay. 

*Jay goes the store and Bey takes a shower. She comes out the shower 20 minutes later and her phone is ringing*

Bey: Hello ?

Matthew: Hey Beyonce. 

Bey: Hi Daddy.

Matthew: How are you baby girl ?
Bey: Good, what about you ?

Matthew: Im good. But I called to remind you about the BET Awards at the end of the month. The farewell performance.

Bey: Okay. What about it ?

Matthew: You guys needs to come together and come up with a performance..

Bey: Alright, I call them tomorrow.

Matthew: Okay Bey don't forget.

Bey: Okay Dad. I heard you.

Matthew: What's wrong with you.

Bey: Nothing, I gotta go. Love you bye.

*Jay walked in the room that's why she hung up with her "Dad" so quickly*

Bey: Did they have everything I asked for ?

Jay: Who were you talking to ?

Bey: Did you get what I wanted ?

Jay: Who was that on the phone ?
Bey: My Dad Jay damn! Did you get what I asked for ? *attitude*

Jay: Okay okay! And no they didnt.

Bey: Ughh! What didn't they have ?

Jay: The didn't have any midol. So I asked this lady in the isle what would be the best pills to get for period stuff and she said Advil so that what I got..

Bey: I guess that'll do. Did they have my brownies ?
Jay: Yeahh they did. Here you go *Hands her the bag*

Bey: Thank you. *takes the bag* Jay, can you get me some juice so that I can take this pill.

Jay: Baby, having a period can't be all that bad.

Bey: *Gives him the death stare* How about being hit in the nuts numerous times..

Jay: *Laughs* I highly doubt that it's the same feeling but I guess.

Bey: Okay whatever can you just get me some juice ? 

Jay: Alright, calm down.*Leaves to get the juices*

Bey: *getting dressed*My goodness, why can't he just do what I ask ?

Jay: *yelling from the hallway* What you say woman ?

Bey: Jay shut the hell up and get my juice.

Jay: Mhmmm.

*Bey gets dressed and Jay brings her the juice. They're in the bed watching Tv, until they fall asleep. So she decides to the ladies on 3 way*

Kelly: Hello

Bey: Hey Kelly. 

Kelly: Hey Bey what's up ?

Bey: Nothing girl what you doing ?

Jay: Bey why you gotta be so damn loud?

Bey: Ohh shut up. *to kelly* Girl hold on lemme go in the kitchen. Im hungry.

Jay: Yo ass is ALWAYS hungry.

Bey: Jay shut the hell up. Damn you've been getting on my nerves all got damn day.

Jay: That'a because you're on your damn period..

Bey: Leave me alone damn!!

Jay: Weren't you leaving the room.

Bey: ....Annoying. 

*Bey leaves the room, and walks toward the kitchen*

Bey: Hello Kelly ? Sorry girl..

Kelly: It's cool. Yall okay ?
Bey: Yeahh, Im just annoyed with his life existence at the moment.

Kelly: *gasps* BEY! Don't say that.

Bey: Hell! It's true. Shit....But I called because we have to talk about the BET Awards.

Kelly: Alright. Well let's get Michelle on 3 way.

Bey: Okay, hol up.*calls her Michelle*

Michelle: Hello.

Bey: Hey girl, I got Kelly on the other line. Hol up

*3 Way*

Bey: Kelly?
Kelly: Yeah.

Bey: Michelle ?
Michelle: Yeah.

Bey: What y'all doing ?

Kelly: Shit. 

Michelle: Same as Kelly. 

*They continue talking about everything. Kelly and Michelle are going come to Bey's house tomorrow to discuss the EBT Awards...its about 1:30 Bey is still on the phone laughing and Jay comes in the living room..*

Jay: Beyonce?

Bey: Hol on y'all..*To jay* what ?
Jay: When you coming to bed ?

Bey: When I get off the phone..

Jay: Bey stop playing with me. Im sleepy now come on. 

Bey: Jay no one is stopping from going to sleep..

Jay: Bey ?

Bey: Fine! *To Kelly and Michelle* Hello

Kelly: You gotta go Bey?

Bey: Mhmm!

Michelle: Girl, you know she gotta that has to go. Her big daddy came calling.

Kelly: Right! Her SPRUNG ass was just saying how he's getting on her nerves now she's back is under his love spell.

Bey: *Laughs* One I'm NOT sprung and TWO Jay is NOT my big daddy!

Jay: Yes you ARE sprung and I AM YO BIG DADDY! 
Kelly: *cracking up* See what I told you! 
Michelle: Mhmm! All he has to do is lick his lips and she's GONE further in that brain.
Bey: *laughs* Hush yall. I see y'all tomorrow.
Kelly: Good night, love you guys.
Bey & Michelle: Love you guys..*They hang up*


Jay: Took yo ass long enough..
Bey: Hush boy, come on.
*They start walking towards the bedroom Jay is walking behind*
Jay: DAMN! Yo ass is looking to fat in these shorts. You lucky I can't beat that shit up right.
Bey: Yeaah yeaaah. You do shit!
Jay: Ch! That's what you was saying the other night..
Bey: *giggles* Yeahh, that's why yo toes were curled up. 
Jay: Mhmm, that month;y cycle is saving your life right now. Gave you at least give a nigga some head...
*They're in the room and they climb in the bed*
Bey: Uhh....let me think about it ?....NO.
Jay: Whyyy?
Bey: Because I said so...
Jay: Wait until this week is over its ON.
Bey: I bet...So I talked to Rihanna,,
Jay: For real ?? What y'all about ?
Bey: Chrissy...

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